Salutations,
Thy time has come for democracy, my fellow citizens. We cannot any longer run amok from the absolute shit storm that is brewing. We live in a city where for those who create the rules they do not apply for themselves.
For example, my fellow people, we all agree that multi accounts are unfair and provide people with an unfair advantage, much like the super mould growing inside the vaginal cavity of Caitlin Jenner. If this is the case, then why does the illuminati of Torn have multi accounts? Yes, you chedburn. You can’t hide no longer.
We need to do something about the glass ceiling that is stopping us from truly being the greatest citizens we can be. Vote for me as your Torn Prime Minister, and I will be sure to introduce new taxation’s for all people, new holidays, erase the gender pay gap, introduce pets into torn, and make this city a truly fair place for all.
Votes will be made by the community on this thread, and will be closed and counted on March the 8th.
The person elected as Torn Prime Minister will receive a player badge, a multi-coloured name highlight, ban-hammer ability, and a shit ton of money.
- PlagueMaster (Candidate #0001)
COVID-19: forum
COVID-19 [2564005] Level 72
- Forum posts (Torn's count)
- 33 observed
- Archived posts
- 28
- Threads started (archived)
- 1
Boards
From the 28 newest archived posts.
- General Discussion
- Fun & Games
- Trading Post
- Community Events
- Graveyard
- Gambling
Threads started
Most-liked posts
Likes as archived at fetch time, adjusted for how long each post had been up. Scored posts only; the full score pass runs after the import.
Recent archived posts
I’m very sorry to hear about the loss of your mother. May the Lord be with you both.
Congratulations on your huge TORN gains!
Good luck with the lottery fools.
I need your consent though of course.
Thanks for your vote kind sir!
I won’t let you down, best of luck with the assassination attempts, go get em’ shooter :)
Tell me HOLUX, are you scared of change?
Choose the right side.
Much love.
As your torn prime minister, i for one, will guarantee to love every single one of you ugly sons of bitches ??
Any questions on my policies?
Salutations,
Thy time has come for democracy, my fellow citizens. We cannot any longer run amok from the absolute shit storm that is brewing. We live in a city where for those who create the rules they do not apply for themselves.
For example, my fellow people, we all agree that multi accounts are unfair and provide people with an unfair advantage, much like the super mould growing inside the vaginal cavity of Caitlin Jenner. If this is the case, then why does the illuminati of Torn have multi accounts? Yes, you chedburn. You can’t hide no longer.
We need to do something about the glass ceiling that is stopping us from truly being the greatest citizens we can be. Vote for me as your Torn Prime Minister, and I will be sure to introduce new taxation’s for all people, new holidays, erase the gender pay gap, introduce pets into torn, and make this city a truly fair place for all.
Votes will be made by the community on this thread, and will be closed and counted on March the 8th.
The person elected as Torn Prime Minister will receive a player badge, a multi-coloured name highlight, ban-hammer ability, and a shit ton of money.
- PlagueMaster (Candidate #0001)