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Guide : How to make more employees
1. get married
2. have kids
3. hire them kids
4. don't pay them coz they're kids (if you pay them, it's called child labour and that's illegal even in torn)

oh step 1 is optional

If ppl can get married, how long would it take to get a baby? then how much would they sell for.

big kid borrows toys from small kid
small kid asks for toys back
big kid says no and "you're so irritating, shuddup or i'll pull your hair out"
small kid sits down and sucks his thumb quietly
big kid gets a couple other kids to rough up the small kid and his other lil friends, taking everything they have

small kid gets flustered, climbs onto a soapbox, tells the class that the big kid's a liar liar pants on fire
big kid says "yeah i lied, now sit still and have a knuckle sandwich"
other kids don't agree with the small kid's public service message, and tell him to "shuddup <insert rascist comment>"
...etc.... then it degrades and gets kinda boring tbh

So children, here're today's life lessons in Torn :
- Don't give your toys to some other idiot kid you don't really know or trust. Get something in return as collateral.
- And try to make friends with the kids around your neighbourhood. Less chance they'll jump you the first chance they get.
- All men are inherently evil, until they prove they aren't

It's pretty clear english isn't his first language, cut the poor boy some slack.

try trolling in your 2nd or 3rd language. that'd probably be worth a giggle.

Darling now you're obviously somebody to them.

You're their little bitch.

Happy Valentines
Love, bubbles

No, just don't. It senses hope, feeds on it all.

The Easter Bunny's favourite breakfast is scrambled eggs

Congrats MSS, that's a massive pile of caches!

I smell a blood feud coming up. Pls carry on.

multi troll account

Stop feeding it $$$, let it grow free in the wild

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I already have dog hair all over mine. Help me with the fancy labels.

Have fun reading the next hundred pages of torn! Then come back here to pick the winner heehee

Make

No no I just subscribed, it's my daily read now

It was either this or bubbleteabitch

Dear OP

nobody cares about yreeew too

Hugs,
Torn

He eats his vegetables, gets his exercise kicking you in the nuts throat, and doesn't carry anything of value worth mugging

I read this thread and got slightly depressed.

My Dark Secret, I downvoted this thread coz.. enough with the negativity.

Oh and Paul, she's not asking a question.

She's making a statement.

Now pop your Xanax and go give her a hug

Omg I love your story stalker!

Not quoting because it's loooooong as heck though

Omg Mr X is pretty annoying

In contrast, OP is pretty patient. I would have ignored the bitching and just go about my day. Simply not worth my time.

Too many complaints, I'd like to complain about that.

Never

We'd be billionaires here, but still can't get any bubble tea from any shop

#sadface

Most things get tiresome after a while.

Imo right siting posts do actually help them get the eyeballs and responses. I guess it's part of the whole forum machinery, where helpers and wonderful forum citizens like yourself can contribute.

OP :
Best investment is time spent reading the guides in the forum. Then ask around your faction. Imo :
1. Sell some losses for quick capital
2. Invest that startup cash to rent some decent property for more happiness
3. Use baldrs target list to attack and level up to 15
4. At L15, fly fly fly and build up your bankable savings

By this time, you should have read up more to learn how to make flying efficient, training for good gym gains and doing crimes for NN growth (slow but steady).

Sounds like a lack of trust. Start small with a short lease, then build longer ones over time once you're both in tune with the rental and upkeep payments.

Failing which, ditch each other and try tinder.

OP, don't quit. You're playing such a unique style, it's really refreshing to see. More importantly, you're using Torn the way it should be... To help take your mind off real life troubles for just a little while.

Don't let that irritable bitch take that away from you.

Bubble