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Revivers Without Borders - FREEVIVER COALITION · · 4 likes

I had the great fortune of being revived by an awesome player called Docwolf who not only brought me back to life for free but also made sure I was fully healed and ready to go. They were super attentive and took such good care of me that it almost felt like I was getting VIP treatment. My only complaint? Now they've set the bar way too high—I’m worried I’ll never find another player who’s as awesome as them! But seriously, this person is a total legend in the game.

Corrupt - A - Wish · · 2 likes

Granted, they make a cure for the corona virus, unfortunately its twin brother the budweiser virus emerges instead, its like corona but not as light and refreshing so kills everyone that contracts it.

I wish that I could go to sleep

{ VIRAL INFECTION DETECTED - [ EMPORIUM CLOSED] } · · 5 likes

Contacted _Gambit for a profile picture. Responded instantly, and had my pic done very quickly. Was even happy making tweaks at my request. Excellent service all round

Poker freezing and resulting in missed turns · · 2 likes

Hi there,

The last few days when I've been playing poker, it sometimes freezes, but the coundown timer carries on and it looks as if it is working. I then find out afterwards as several things have happened, including usually me having missed my turn. I have tried clearing cache in my browser (chrome) I have also tried it in microsoft edge and the same issue persists.
My wife who also plays has had the same issues on a different machine

Many thanks

Faction Vault - More control wanted · · 1 like

Hi all,

I would just like to put forward a suggestion to help avoid vault theft. As we know the Devs say it is a legitimate action within TORN, and the FAC vaults are not technically meant to be used as a bank. However, as we all know, many factions utilise it this way. It is very helpful, especially for keeping our newer members money protected.

As much as you try to ensure the people with vault access are trust worthy, sadly not everyone is as trustworthy as they seem.

My suggestion is to allow Faction leaders to place a limit on the quantity of money an individual can send/receive from the vault when they allow vault access.

For example, Joe Bloggs has worked hard within the faction and the leader would like to give them more responsibility within the faction and allow them to help with banking. However, with the current system there is always the risk of them clearing the Vault out and doing a runner. There should be an option for the FAC leader to set up their position to only be able to send X amount from the vault in a given time frame. So say 100m every 6 hours or the like

This would hugely limit the risk to the faction as a whole as well as allowing a smooth banking transaction system within a faction.

Whilst the Devs will not do anything to eliminate vault theft, I see no reason why they will not allow a faction to put such things in place to minimise the risk and collateral.


To summarise:

Devs, please allow faction leaders to set more permissions within the vault access. Namely a maximum send/receive amount and a time frame that can be selected(6/12/24 hours maybe?)

Thanks for reading

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Shredded Jello Thread Dividends · · 1 like

Great success! The stats most can only dream of.

DAY SEVEN - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Hope I dont get fedded....

Revivers Without Borders - FREEVIVER COALITION · · 4 likes

I had the great fortune of being revived by an awesome player called Docwolf who not only brought me back to life for free but also made sure I was fully healed and ready to go. They were super attentive and took such good care of me that it almost felt like I was getting VIP treatment. My only complaint? Now they've set the bar way too high—I’m worried I’ll never find another player who’s as awesome as them! But seriously, this person is a total legend in the game.

#100 Battle Stats + Thread Dividends ·

Nicely done!

Carry on bag · · 1 like

In terms of benefiting the game as a whole, it would really add an additional layer to ranked wars .

Also could you imagine the carnage when someone takes a DB abroad ?

Carry on bag · · 2 likes

Great idea!

First Royal Flush (+ SE Giveaway) ! · · 1 like

I hit my first ever Royal Flush on TORN poker a while back. Disappointingly it was a low paying hand, and if I remember rightly everyone folded before I even got to show my hand ???

Lucifer's Lucky Dip · · 2 likes

Take xanax, no OD. Train. Remember you are stacking for RW.....

Sit and Go Beta · · 1 like

Something has to be done about players that go absent. 3 timeouts and kick from the table would be my suggestion. Completely ruins the flow of the tournament and detracts from the enjoyment.
Also I think blinds should go up faster too

JLT SPRING 2022 [CONCLUDED] ·

I'd like to register please :-)

Poker freezing and resulting in missed turns ·

Just some feedback, not sure if Artem looked at this yet. But has been fine for the last 24 hours or so

Poker freezing and resulting in missed turns ·

Hi Chedburn, No I am running windows 11

Poker freezing and resulting in missed turns · · 2 likes

Hi there,

The last few days when I've been playing poker, it sometimes freezes, but the coundown timer carries on and it looks as if it is working. I then find out afterwards as several things have happened, including usually me having missed my turn. I have tried clearing cache in my browser (chrome) I have also tried it in microsoft edge and the same issue persists.
My wife who also plays has had the same issues on a different machine

Many thanks

Faction Vault - More control wanted · · 1 like

Hi all,

I would just like to put forward a suggestion to help avoid vault theft. As we know the Devs say it is a legitimate action within TORN, and the FAC vaults are not technically meant to be used as a bank. However, as we all know, many factions utilise it this way. It is very helpful, especially for keeping our newer members money protected.

As much as you try to ensure the people with vault access are trust worthy, sadly not everyone is as trustworthy as they seem.

My suggestion is to allow Faction leaders to place a limit on the quantity of money an individual can send/receive from the vault when they allow vault access.

For example, Joe Bloggs has worked hard within the faction and the leader would like to give them more responsibility within the faction and allow them to help with banking. However, with the current system there is always the risk of them clearing the Vault out and doing a runner. There should be an option for the FAC leader to set up their position to only be able to send X amount from the vault in a given time frame. So say 100m every 6 hours or the like

This would hugely limit the risk to the faction as a whole as well as allowing a smooth banking transaction system within a faction.

Whilst the Devs will not do anything to eliminate vault theft, I see no reason why they will not allow a faction to put such things in place to minimise the risk and collateral.


To summarise:

Devs, please allow faction leaders to set more permissions within the vault access. Namely a maximum send/receive amount and a time frame that can be selected(6/12/24 hours maybe?)

Thanks for reading

Halloween Lucky Dip ·

Duke touched me in my special place, now I want compensation!

{ VIRAL INFECTION DETECTED - [ EMPORIUM CLOSED] } · · 5 likes

Contacted _Gambit for a profile picture. Responded instantly, and had my pic done very quickly. Was even happy making tweaks at my request. Excellent service all round

CUSTOM PROFILE GIPHS, LOW PRICE! · · 2 likes

Contacted _Gambit for a profile picture. Responded instantly, and had my pic done very quickly. Was even happy making tweaks at my request. Excellent service all round

Laugh at me for playing a dumb game ·

I spent 600e searching the dump yesterday and made 55m from it. Not a bad return of investment if you ask me......

Trade my Choker item for PI with airstrip ·

Does anyone want to trade me my Choker that I got today in the naughty cache for a PI with airstrip?


If you do set up the trade

cheers

What's in the cache! - Post what you got ·

I got a choker in the naughty cache