"You ever tried that pulled pork? I think it sounds like somethin you'd do at home when your wife's gone out so I ain't never had it. People say its good, but they shoulda called it something less gross like, I dunno, ripped meat. The reason everyone says it's so good though is because it takes forever to make, and you're probably freakin starved by the time it's done. But the best things in life take time to make, and that's also true when you're beating someone to death."
"You ever tried that pulled pork? I think it sounds like somethin you'd do at home when your wife's gone out so I ain't never had it. People say its good, but they shoulda called it something less gross like, I dunno, ripped meat. The reason everyone says it's so good though is because it takes forever to make, and you're probably freakin starved by the time it's done. But the best things in life take time to make, and that's also true when you're beating someone to death."