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Private Loans Familia Tornavelli · · 7 likes

“Well if it ain't Duke's tornavelli's favorite customer. Yous are real reliable, so Duke tornavelli ain't got no trouble offerin' you up to $1,195,000,000  $1,000-100,000. Duke's tornavelli's special rate is 2.5 2.0% interest every week. Treat yourself to a real nice dinner pal, just don't forget to pay me in four weeks 7 days, or else Duke tornavelli has you for breakfast. Yous keep payin' your fees on time and yous can borrow from the Duke tornavelli as long as yous want. But if you decide you ain't wanna pay no more, our relationship is gonna get real personal.”

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Glad to be back! Thanks for all the kind messages. ·

05:10:12 - 06/03/25 You used 3 nerve successfully busting Offertory out of jail

-best investment of nerve ever.

 

Good luck in the future, it’s nice to see a high profile player give back to the community.

Cesium I wanna buy it all ·

👀 

Private Loans Familia Tornavelli · · 7 likes

“Well if it ain't Duke's tornavelli's favorite customer. Yous are real reliable, so Duke tornavelli ain't got no trouble offerin' you up to $1,195,000,000  $1,000-100,000. Duke's tornavelli's special rate is 2.5 2.0% interest every week. Treat yourself to a real nice dinner pal, just don't forget to pay me in four weeks 7 days, or else Duke tornavelli has you for breakfast. Yous keep payin' your fees on time and yous can borrow from the Duke tornavelli as long as yous want. But if you decide you ain't wanna pay no more, our relationship is gonna get real personal.”

ODB - The Diamond Fac for Real War Lovers ·

***** ****

Christmastown: Legends of Torn Map ·

In case it’s not updated, the Aquamarine Egg is at 333,126 in the water.

Duck Pageant ·

Hat: Viking Helm

Face: Bad Disguise

Top: Nipple Tassels 

Bottom: A Leaf

Feet: Velcro Shoes

Weapon: Flamethrower 

Skill: Shaking their tail feather 

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

I wanted to help my faction by donating blood. Torn applauded my efforts by calling me a Low Life 750 / 7500

Torn Citizen Xanax & SE Usage - July to October · · 3 likes

We have decent Xanax use because Qfiffle licks them all.

Up 50b in RR + 2x SE giveaway [Ended] ·

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[RW] ODB vs 39th St Killers · · 3 likes

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#100 Battle Stats + Thread Dividends ·

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Happy Eid from THEFERRETT ·

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ODB S7'S MHQ · · 2 likes

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HAKA Collapse imminent? · · 5 likes

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Qfiffle buys stuff 90-100% MV, 00:00-14:00 TCT) ·

Ew

Cracking - word search site ·

Very nice, thank you for making this.

150+ Allow adding messages when gifting properties · · 1 like

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DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry Jesus’ Birthday!

DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

01:16:37 - 19/12/23You placed 1x $1,050,001 bounties on Lugothosfor a cost of $1,575,002 : Blessings from the DUKE

DAY TWO - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

1500 Grams