Korado: forum

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As everybody knows, Krodao is a master invester. I want to do the help for you and teach you how to invest like the Korado. So i decided to open the Korado Academy for young investors.

Subscribe rice list:

• For $1/month i will send you back $5 every month
• For $5,5/month i will send you back $11 every month (beginner package)
• For $13/month i will send you back $31 every month (MOST POPULAR)
• For $21/month i will send you back $7 every month (best value...for me)
• For $412/month i will send you back $413-$1373 every month (money)
• For $1,000,000/month i will escape to jamaica and send you postcard every april

Premium Subscribe List:

• For $10,000,043/month i will invest money and use Korado Constant to duplicate it
• For $99,999,421/month i will run to jamaica and send you postcard every other month or return $322,000,311 (high risk, high reward)

One Time Payments (otp)

• For $100,000,000 i will teach you to use Infinite money glitch
• For $420,696,969 i will send you 1-1,000,000 cannabis (Da, da, da, da, da It's the motherf**kin' D-O-double-G (Snoop Dogg!)
• For $500,000,000 you can marry my spose
• For $1,000,000,000 i will teach you to use Korado Constant

Ultimate Deal Koraldimo

• For $10,000,000,000 i will teach you to use Infinite money glitch (IRL) (requires Korado Constant Course)
• For $69,000,000,000 i will retire from TORN CITY RPG and move to jamaica and never come back

[image: profileimages.torn.com]Signed, Korado Koraldino


PS:

Me and Snoop Dogg (Willie ''The Dogg'' Nelson) and Esteban ''The Snoop'' in Jamaica:
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Can't hear you, i'm in jamaica

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Korado after you buy korado academy course (the expensive one)

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A fat juicy chicken ran into town,
With fire in his eyes burning red as sundown,
His claws were all dusty, his wings open wide,
Two fat chicken nuggets hung low on his side.

He went in the mess hall asking for me,
They told him that I was still out cooking free,
I sent him to slaughter to pay for his crime,
He freed all the chicks on the slaughter house line.

He spread word around town that my time had come,
''His skin was soon to be draped on a drum'',
He's cluckin' and braggin' and having his fun,
It's all a show for he knows I won't run.

That night in silence the town was asleep,
I sat by my fryer and looked down the street,
I wished in my heart that he'd just run away,
I hated to face him at sun up that day.

I met him at sun up, the crowd gathered round,
Waitin' and watchin' for one to go down,
He grabbed for his six chef's knife, tryin his best,
He cursed as my cleaver sank deep in his chest.

He stood there a moment and looked all around,
Slowly and lifeless he fell to the ground,
The stranger's a chicken, born to be fried,
He must have forgotten I'd always provide.

The whole town was hungry and I was still shook,
The blood that I spilled was meant to be cooked,
When they hear the story, how people will cry,
Korado against chicken and one had to die.


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Uncooked chicken very dangerous. Best let Kordao handle for you.

Will buy your Nock Nock Guns.

Korado

Nah, that quick of a grave is personal

People talking about what could be a god weapon. Yet Nock Gun already exists
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Nah dog, never racing in torn at 3am again.
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[image: cdn.discordapp.com] Korado Nephew Toy

[image: cdn.discordapp.com] Just like my favourite country star, MC Hummer

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It's the brofessor jere. Between daydrinking and Korado investing, it is hard to find time to forum as well. Buit Horado feels obligation, to the Academy, and to his students, who all paid very hard to take course from Kordo.

First, we must cover the statistics of the Academy of Kroado Knowledge. when whe began, goals were set. We will chek if those goals weere reached:

• Make money(?) - korad academy collectively netted over 21,148,707,000 Japanese Yen in profit
• Be happy(X)
• Move to Jamaica(X)

So statistically, the sucess rate of Kroado is 1/3, which is still better than my bookie statistics. If you don't believe word of Me, her is some graphs
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I don't know what these graphs means, but i see a clear trend...it's only going up. So if we keep this up, in 2024, we can easily reach happines and move to jamaica(shoutout)

It's been a tough year for investors. Just kiddings, it was easy if you are Korado.

Have a cat gif
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It has nothing to do with Korado, but i feel like i don't have enough to say, and nid to make the post longer. Kinda funny tho, cat reminds me of me. He's fat. He likes to lie on floor, He likes to eat. I like to eat too. Salami, prosciutto, bread, roasted pepper, fried stuff. Man i love fried stuff.

[image: media.tenor.com]Hehe, fat cat. He also like me after Christmas dinner, trying to reach remote. I can't reach it though, i'm fat.

Also, crimes2.0 and stuff. Also chat 2.0. A lot of 2.0s this year. Like all my dates this year, they were 2.0/10.

NOCK GUN MAREKT OVERVIEW
On a side note though, we need to actually talk about something so this doesn't get graved. So i dunno. Nock gun went up in pirce. See, people laughed when i bought Nock Nock gun for $400,000,000. And it was funny. But Kordo, being the genius he is, he knew the price was about to be Nocked up. The only other one, currently on the market is being sold for $25,800,000,000, which is a 6,450% increase in price, one again proving that Korado is an investing prodigy. It basically means it's work more than a Golden AK. Classic Korado W.
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Also, Nock Joke Gun is the 3rd most expensive gun on the marketplace currently. Now even though i am the main reason behind this pehomenon, i have not been given the credit and networth that allign with my achievments. ANnother one to be thought about amongst Korado Doubters

Anyways, the class of 2023 has graduated from Korado Academy. If you want to enroll next year, hit me up. If you want your diploma, also hit me up.


Most of all, happy new year, spend it with your family, your friends, get drunk, make a toast to Korado
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Happy new year

Shit's too fire for your comupter to handel.
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Seems like you're suffering from a serious condition called Lack Of Korado Academy

Me and the boys' honest reaction when someone says Korodo overdose is not reason enough to rollback torn city
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Fact checkers say this is false

Hello Korado, it's guys here. (jk, it's Kroado?)

When you get the kid, they will ask you the question....''Parent...where were you when the streak died?''

But you will not respond. Because you will be overwhelmed with the emotion of being alive when Korado's streak died. Evem i have the hard time to write you this, but i thought you deserve to know.

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Everyone knoew the story, but incase you don't know, i will let you know.

11:56:37 - 09/04/22 You created the faction Oblivion for $9,958,000

This was my first setp in aquiring my Nock Nock Gun Gun. This was the lucky charm.
I take drug, Not everyday. Some day. Some day not. But ever since i paid a small fee of $10,000,000 to a guy, whose name rhymes with Breadburn, i had not overdrugged myself. But today, he betrayed me.

16:18:47 - 21/11/23 You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 83h 20m and losing 0 energy, 3 nerve and 4,950 happiness

04:13:36 - 27/11/23 You overdosed on some Xanax going to the hospital for 83h 20m and losing 150 energy, 65 nerve and 3,136 happiness

This came as a schok to me and all my friends. No one could believe it. Here is fisr reaction of my friend:
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I know, Mildly Chilly Steve Austin, i thought i was immune too.

So i had to do the detective work. I am world's second greatest defective. I asked all my sources (one source). The man that gave me the immunit in the first pplace.
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I was heartbroken. Betrayed by someone who i believed to be my friend. By someone who i shaer a great history with. I will not reveal who is responsible for this, as i do not wish to slander their good name (they are kind of a big deal, rumor has it they are behind chat 2.0).

YOu know who you are. If you step up and adit your wrongodoing, i will not press charges for this disgusting betrayl. I know your parents and i will tell on you if you do not apologize for making me overdose. Thank you.

As the story of Korado Strek breaking, i want you to ask yourself. Wen your kids ask, where were you when korado was betrayed...what will you say?

Korado
Former Master Booster
Current Outstanding Tank
Always Master of Disaster
Soemtimes Master Blaster
Always Korado

Step 3: Ignore bad advice, embrace step 4

Step 4: Korado Academy

Koraldino doubters still slander the Academy despite the obvious and undisputed results my students have.
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JOIN THE ACADEMY NOW AND STOP BEING BROKE

Ask around, everyone knows the Koraldo

Buy Korado Academy course today and save 1%

Bro messed up the most important step

Step for (most mess this step up)...invest (gamble with) your (spouse's) money and win (not optional, if you lose, glitch won't work)

This is an intrepid field mouse howl. Auu auu auuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Some people call it autism. I call it having dat mouse in me.
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Guy asked to buy his meat hook. I'm Meat hooker