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New Adult Novelty hiring with pay · · 5 likes

Come join Dunkin' Dildos, always fresh, always filling.

 

Pay 10x on stats to 7*  if addiction is kept under -12 (normally weekly rehab @ 3 xan a day)

 

Pay 50k for each employee efficency merit (so can be 500k a day)

 

Free trains on rotation until 10*

 

Monthly 10m draw until 7* (must be full month to be entered)

 

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Paused Quim's Quick 'n Easy Trades · · 5 likes

There are a few well known trustworthy traders in Torn, Quimmyth should be at the front of your go to trader list.

fast trades
never buymugs, nor tells anyone else about trades!
Cooks good food (not really relevant but a fun fact)

oops - Always check the clock · · 63 likes

Ok, in my defence I was in a hurry and I'm in the UK on British Summer Time


 

09:32:04 - 16/05/25 You exchanged 1,000x Plushie Set to the museum for 10,000 points

 

following faction chat: 

 

Claw: thought it was 10:30 its not.. sold 1000 set

its not.. sold 100 sets">

Claw: its not.. sold 100 sets

1000">

Claw: 1000


Roberto: F


Claw: f


Roberto: huge F


Claw: fff lol f bst

 

Roberto: what's the lesson my friend - always check the torn clock

 

Claw: don't hurry back from the shops and do it in a hurry...its ok, done worse, like keeping all the points instead of selling them last year lol

its ok, done worse, like keeping all the points instead of sellingthem last year lol">

Claw: its ok, done worse, like keeping all the points instead of sellingthem last year lol


Roberto: wanna know the worse part, it doesn't actually start until tomorrow

it doesn't actually start until tomorrow">

Roberto: it doesn't actually start until tomorrow


Claw: PMSL 1 day and 1hr out lol, i actually feel better now if your going to mess up do it right

1 day and 1hr out lol">

Claw: 1 day and 1hr out lol

i actually feel better now">

Claw: i actually feel better now

if your going to mess up do it right">

Claw: if your going to mess up do it right


Roberto: you be a special kind of stupid

Easter Baking Competition · · 27 likes

Zombies on a cross, what can be more Easter than that!
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New Adult Novelty hiring with pay · · 1 like

Looking for a Sexpert - 10k INT 5K END

 

Come join Dunkin' Dildos, always fresh, always filling.

 

20x highest stat if you meet the requirements 

 

Pay 50k for each employee efficiency merit (so can be 500k a day)

 

Free trains on rotation until 10*

 

Monthly 10m draw until 7* (must be full month to be entered)

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[B/S] FFScouter - Torn's #1 Loss Platform - $350k Min | No Discord | Merit Checker | Fully Automated · · 1 like

Just bought 501 losses, delivered within an hour - excellent fast service, costs a little more than others but you you really do get what you pay for!

I am JUBaZER0 and i have made some mistakes · · 4 likes

I can confirm Jubazero has repented, I revived him with immediate payment, then after lots of chatting lent him some funds and he was hit with bounties after repayment to others was under way.

 

He repaid me and everyone but came to me asking how to apologise, I said a public apology is a great way to go. So that's on me lol.

 

Gambling got him in a mess, quitting that has saved him, a good lad learning 😄

{CLOSED} {grave} ·

you only have 4b NW, why give it away?

 

25e cans - buying at 2.3m each ·

Finally running my medic, need 300 more cans

 

Hit me up for safe mug free trade of your 25e cans.

 

Claw.

4 years of Torn! [DIVIDENDS TO THE MAKS] ·

4 years id good, but whats your 'time played' - thats the real number :)

6* AN rising fast, sales assistant needed * Found * ·

**** FOUND THANKS ****

Come join Dunkin' Dildos, always fresh, always filling.

 

6* and  going all, the way!

 

Looking for a Sales Assistant - 4,000 END / 2,000 MAN 

 

20x highest stat 

 

Pay 50k for each employee efficiency merit (so can be 500k a day)

 

Monthly 10m draw until 7* (must be full month to be entered)

Looking a women partner, for grinding merits... ·

don't worry about the gender, just find someone - people change their gender when they want to. It's not a great specification. 

Royal Flush vs Straight Flush - The Biggest Cooler in Torn History + Giveaway · · 1 like

I do not have the balls for that! Nice.

[SELLING] - 250k per loss - Details within ·

I'm looking to buy 100 defends over this double xp weekend, 10:15tct for me

Leaderboard Honour - via Racing · · 1 like

Thanks Bish, Vk, and it made me quite joyous finally beating you Ken, I do still think cars have hidden up.

 

I did look at other options, once I got my hunting tiger skin merit my flying times was over half way to top 250 but my stats were shockingly behind for it so I had to either start shorter flights or get further behind, (SA fitted my work schedule). 

 

I hope to one day get one of the other reasons for Leaderboard, but least the pressure is off now and I see the others unobtainable at the moment for my gameplay :)

 

Bish, glad you got there legitimately, awards is nice one to get too, if only I was creative enough to get published :)

Leaderboard Honour - via Racing · · 1 like

Thanks, it is just time consuming,  if anyone else is thinking of starting leaderboard race wins  i would say get together with 2 or 3 others and take turns for the wins. One lap speedway take around 3 mins a race so can get 20 an hour: )

 

Also remember the wins needed to hit 250 is going up daily. 

Leaderboard Honour - via Racing · · 16 likes

Today I finished racing (for a while..) 

 

10:37:57 - 06/07/26 You were awarded the honor: Leaderboard

 

I started looking at the Leaderboard merit in '24, realised the only way would be through racing when a friend Kenergy [2804837] was going for it. 

 

I had finished my flying for flushies in Jan '25 so started testing what does and doesn't work in racing for pure wins. 

 

My racing skill was not very high at 12 points at this time. 

 

By April '25 I was running custom races, all one lap (apart from overnight) flicking between Docks and Speedway, both Stock and Upgraded - mostly to shake off a few reliable persistent top racers with far more RS than I had who liked to run my races for the easy wins.

 

For a year I managed to mostly keep my monthly rise over 300 places a month then it dropped as I hit 1k places to go, the wins needed between positions started to space out, 10, 20 wins for one place. It was getting harder!  

 

 

 

Instead of a casual 20 - 30 wins a day I needed more, I had the script racenco to be able to one click the race start, I checked my pad every few minutes in the evening to start a race, I didn't check logs or care if I won or lost, its was a numbers game. 

 

I was addicted, not to racing - I hated racing but I NEEDED the merit now.. 

 

It got harder still, newer players started to avoid my races, top players still racing me, friends noticed me glancing at my phone when out at dinner, it was getting out of hand.

 

So I took the decision 28 days ago to speed it up and offer cash for loses to a few faction mates and a company employee, the race wins went from 30 a day up to 102, this could work before I get served for divorce.. (honourable mentions to HolyCattus [3544570] vonManteuffel [3573238] and VK_6 [3821541] who helped me so much this last month)

 

The weekends were tough, racing stops - my people had stuff to do, no-one joining. Painful to see numbers stop, to see faction teams racing each other in private races gaining wins and past me. 

 

I got within 50 places, just 500 wins to go, this week... Friday so close, everyone stopped racing again, some american day apparently, so my excitement was cut short, back to 20 wins a day. 

 

This morning I put my back out, no work - spamming racing instead, joining races, backing out when I see its certain players, try another, no, one more, spam one with random name, a player joined - yess. one more - the hours past for the last few wins, they are mine... 

 

I feel rewarded for my long effort - it has to be one of the most painful merits to get when your not able to be sat at a pc all day casually able to hit a button.

 

The cars I owe it too - 





I ran a lot of stock races as I crashed 39 times, wasn't earning points and repairs were running my stock down.

I had narrowed it to 'E' class being best as it attracted new players most of the time. 

I didn't want private races as I wanted the skill points for it - gained 29 points. 

 

Now I recuperate and actually face the wife when I speak to her :)

Fedded Archives ·

Thank you, ill have to pay over the odds for the name then ;)

Fedded Archives ·

Anyone know how long it takes for a fedded account marked for deletion to actually be deleted?  

WTD with lvl 100 hunting skill - is it worth it? ·

Thanks for the sanity check. I guess I'll do the inital stacked hunt and then back to train. Not even worth the xan run there now. 

WTD with lvl 100 hunting skill - is it worth it? · · 8 likes

Hi Torn, 

 

I hit 100 hunting skill 2 years ago. 

 

I'm not sure if hunting is really worth it other than first stack and newsletter. 

 

Last year I made 111m using 4530e, spending 87m in cans

 

Now thats not adding up to me. 

 

what do other hunting 100's do? just go with xan and natural?

 

Cheers, Claw

New Adult Novelty hiring with pay ·

Come join Dunkin' Dildos, always fresh, always filling.

 

3* in 4 weeks, going al, the way!

 

Looking for a Sales Assistant - 4,000 END / 2,000 MAN 

 

20x highest stat 

 

Pay 50k for each employee efficiency merit (so can be 500k a day)

 

Free trains on rotation until 10*

 

Monthly 10m draw until 7* (must be full month to be entered)

 

Join early, get trained and get paid!

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Of course im in, free competition,  feels like i won already

New Adult Novelty hiring with pay ·

Come join Dunkin' Dildos, always fresh, always filling.

 

Looking for a Sales Assistant - 4,000 END / 2,000 MAN

And

Sexpert - 10k INT 5K END

 

20x highest stat if you meet the requirements 

Pay 50k for each employee efficiency merit (so can be 500k a day)

Free trains on rotation until 10*

Monthly 10m draw until 7* (must be full month to be entered)

Join early, get trained and get paid!

New Adult Novelty hiring with pay ·

Looking for a Sexpert - 10k INT 5K END

 

AND

 

Sales Assistant - 4,000 END / 2,000 MAN