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i am retiring, torn is a waste of time now · · 9 likes

If anyone is looking for an explanation:

This kid has been kicked out of 3 factions in the last week alone because he won't stop yammering on about his BRILLIANT PLAN to generate infinite money by...buying plushies and trading them for points.

You know, the thing that literally everybody in torn is already doing.

He goes on and on and on and on in a mobius strip of gibberish about how people aren't understanding him, and it's free money, and when people explain to him that not only does everybody already know this, but that the way he's doing it is actually super ineffective (he's selling to the pawn shop), he gets his lil fee-fees hurt and starts threatening them with DBs.

It's like watching Rainman without the charm of Dustin Hoffman. Happy retirement bro, your gold watch is one of failure.

Rocky91 - Torn's Dumbest Multi · · 37 likes

Another thing to note about Professional Torn Cheater Rocky91 [1303150] is that in a ranked war that lasted 3 days 13 hours, he spent a minimum of 9675 energy making 387 attacks.

[image: i.imgur.com]

On one account alone.

So that's maxing out xan, timing it to max out natural e, timing that to wake up every hour or two to spend it, timing THAT to fly out to where we were farming his alts while not missing a xan or natural e regen, maxing out on point refils, maxing out on FHC, spending that sort of money on 8 accounts (two of which aren't even in his faction)...to win a bronze level ranked war.

We know he's the dumbest cheater in the game...but is he also the most pathetic?

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Staff Edit - This thread is only for those looking to join a faction. Idle chat is not permitted. Thanks.

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I'm sorry for your loss first and foremost.

Not trying to rub salt in the wound, but I'm so so curious...why would someone work hard to deposit real money onto here? To invest in a company where you're getting fake Torn money back?

We Are Retarded · · 2 likes

Lol shut up need before you get stuffed into a locker

Buying RW Caches & 7m/pp Unwanted RW weapon · · 1 like

Quick and easy transaction, I'll def hit him up again in the future and you should too!

Buying ranked war weps, cache, ·

Sold a cache, went quick and easy

i am retiring, torn is a waste of time now · · 9 likes

If anyone is looking for an explanation:

This kid has been kicked out of 3 factions in the last week alone because he won't stop yammering on about his BRILLIANT PLAN to generate infinite money by...buying plushies and trading them for points.

You know, the thing that literally everybody in torn is already doing.

He goes on and on and on and on in a mobius strip of gibberish about how people aren't understanding him, and it's free money, and when people explain to him that not only does everybody already know this, but that the way he's doing it is actually super ineffective (he's selling to the pawn shop), he gets his lil fee-fees hurt and starts threatening them with DBs.

It's like watching Rainman without the charm of Dustin Hoffman. Happy retirement bro, your gold watch is one of failure.

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Staff Edit - This thread is only for those looking to join a faction. Idle chat is not permitted. Thanks.

Rocky91 - Torn's Dumbest Multi · · 4 likes

Good morning to everyone except for the person who ran a dozen accounts and stole $10,000,000,000 from a bunch of factions

Rocky91 - Torn's Dumbest Multi · · 3 likes

Exactly. He either operated for 4 full days off of 1-2 hours of sleep a night, or there are a team of people running dozens of accounts solely to take money out of the Torn economy.

I don't know which one is worse/more sad.

I do know that a lot of innocent people in newer factions got hurt by this person/people's actions. Many of them, just in our faction, said they aren't interested in playing anymore after seeing what went down and how it was handled. I can't really say I blame them...

Rocky91 - Torn's Dumbest Multi · · 37 likes

Another thing to note about Professional Torn Cheater Rocky91 [1303150] is that in a ranked war that lasted 3 days 13 hours, he spent a minimum of 9675 energy making 387 attacks.

[image: i.imgur.com]

On one account alone.

So that's maxing out xan, timing it to max out natural e, timing that to wake up every hour or two to spend it, timing THAT to fly out to where we were farming his alts while not missing a xan or natural e regen, maxing out on point refils, maxing out on FHC, spending that sort of money on 8 accounts (two of which aren't even in his faction)...to win a bronze level ranked war.

We know he's the dumbest cheater in the game...but is he also the most pathetic?