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Phoenix420 [2606151] Level 47 Federal

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[B Bulk] SE Xanax FHC [450k per set] MrMackey's · · 2 likes

Awesome trader, been a long while since I traded and still just as reliable as months ago. Would recommend to all!

Multiple companies hiring · · 1 like

Message me and I will get you in contact with directors who are looking to hire. Directors can also contact me if they are looking for employees, I'll do my best to assist you!

6* RESTAURANT FOR SALE!!! · · 2 likes

My faction leader has decided to sell his company and is asking 200 mil, please contact Pusher for more information

WTF HAVE THEY DONE TO THE STOCK MARKET!! · · 10 likes

Chedburn, no disrespect meant, especially as a newer player. Having achieved recently a full HRG stock block with the assistance of my in game spouse and IRL spouse to be, having to gather another 8.5 million shares of it is absolutely devastating. Especially considering 2 members of my very small faction have received a castle shortly after purchasing a block. I'll happily take our 1% chance at recovering a portion of the funds we dumped into the block, and also happily finish upgrading our private island we worked hard to get just after Christmas town at a fraction of the cost of finishing the full upgrades. Remainder to get new upgraded hrg block, near 2 billion for a chance at a vanilla PI. Total cost of finishing off my current PI purchased around 600 mil: roughly 1.3 billion. Show me the math on incentives to buy HRG block for any player that hasn't been playing for 2,500 days and I won't remove my post on Facebook easily seen by 500 people recruiting for torn. It will cost me less to buy a vanilla PI and upgrade it fully than to dump the same sum into a chance at a vanilla PI... Or a semi detached house. I can get the same chance for a castle with 15 days from a 10 star brokers job perks.

Sincerely,
A relatively new player ready to quit over how hard the stock market changes bent him over, who also had 2 years of real life money to drop on donator but is sincerely pleased this update happened before they made that mistake. And now, I'll spend nothing. Fed me permanently if ya wanna, I'm probably quitting after this update anyway. Also, add a clear description of middleman activity to the rules, because as a noob who had no idea, in a world of multiple accounts and middleman activity being natural, that was supreme f**king bullshit. And yes, this is all going on social media. Ban me, I don't give a rat's ass. Was fun for the short time it lasted. Thank God for PlayStation.

Ps: thanks much for mimicking the American government currently. The rich get richer, and the poor and newer get f**ked. Thumbs up.

Selling losses 300k each, bulk, 10+ each round · · 2 likes

Spouse is selling losses as well. You can pay in bulk (preferred) if you want. Send us a chat.

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OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Full disclosure for staff: because of your broken system and lack of limits over the course of 15 years, no matter how much I make per month, I'll never spend a cent on this game. In fact, I may just take everything I've learned in my time to campaign against it, and in time follow full legal courses for false advertising among other things. I care not one bit for your broken digital world, truthfully I've seen many that offer far more. I'll continue, as I have been, to spend the majority of my time and finances on what I deem worthy. This will not be a priority until you prioritize balancing. Even then, I'll be extremely hesitant to invest. With that, I must go and lay pipe while the majority of the community enjoys their basement dwellings. People can say I suck at this game but I'm not going to sleep alone tonight lmao haven't for 2 years, opposed to the masses.

Safe to assume though that those against me are pro some pretty nasty stuff, local hero I am and all. Go ahead and bounty me, this time not anonymously so we can see who the degenerates really are

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Building NW Is pretty easy we can definitely share ideas. I know an easy way to grow 6m daily provided time fits, which fits a full time worker quite nice. A little time management, people can make bank here without effort. Definitely better than mug income, unless I take the low road, which is at best a gamble. Simple trick really, at high hunting levels you can make 6m daily carrying only $600. Much better than hoping I can save 10% on something I looked to buy, ensuring that player never posts that value again, boning myself in the end. My methods actually boost economy rather than destroying it.

Might be able to make an actual "a-hole free" trading zone, cutting the buy mug potential right out of the equation, forcing these muggers to either quit or actually put in effort. This isn't even a grind compared to some games I've played. In my time, I stopped caring at all. I have 3 years in a game I care more about, far more complicated grind. Almost max everything, self made. These muggers can never be self made, so perhaps we make a discord group for those who are worthy? Trusted traders, an elite group of those who acquire and those who buy at premium. We can override the whole system with a simple discord group of motivated players with a semi-intact moral compass. I mean, I caught a damn child predator just months ago, and here people are crying over a mug button. True story. Saved a child under 6. I'm a local hero, but muggers are more worried about digital monopoly money.

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Let's banish the anonymous bounty option too, since these cowards couldn't win a real fight. I'd offer one in any country. So many virtual "grown men" let us see who can actually hold a title? Torn stats are obviously broken and unbalanced so the only way is something they can't control. Let's see who really sucks lmao. This game can't really prove anything in life. I'm willing to bet man cards against the haters. Been looking for a fight anyway, and I know there's not a liberal who can stand against the right. Last one is my right hand (too soon?) man lmao. Laughing so hard I... Can't breathe roflmao

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 3 likes

The more toxic the torn community becomes, the more toxic I'll become. Full disclosure, I cost too much for swearnet to afford, I'm a pro, and I'll hurt feelings openly without ban. I don't even need my PI because I'm living in heads rent free lmao. Better daddy figure than half these lib boys have had. Btw girls, I'm making my money at work unvaccinated without a mask, with a corporate giant. Making bank living free. Pretty sure by the end of this year I can buy or bury this game so y'all better start supportin LMAO

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 1 like

It's clear I've gotten some cheeto stained verge Dunlops requiring ointment in their vitamin D deprived willing underground cells but unfortunately for them I've got pipe to lay and money to make. Full disclosure, pipe I lay is HUGE and off the clock. I actually unload trucks and stock shelves so most of you can have mom spend welfare money on your Torn addiction. At least I get SOME welfie money back from vids and btw if any haters moms need, I'll help her get famous to support your donator packs. You just gotta call me daddy while I eat your fruit snacks and drink your juice boxes.

P.S, get out of the basement son.

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 1 like

08:05:10 - 25/02/22 Someone anonymously placed 1x $1,000,000 bounties on you : shut the f**k up you BITCH

Someone's a little butthurt that I've already destroyed their mom's back door. Betting this same peckwart claimed his own bounty too :

08:08:17 - 25/02/22 Someone claimed the $1,000,000 bounty on you placed by someone

Suck so bad you needed your own cash back? Hope it was worth the 1m coward fee, gutterskunt!

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 1 like

This is a real offer, but I'll know your mom and she'll love me for it

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

08:11:48 - 25/02/22 Someone anonymously sent a message to you
Bounty
08:11:48 - 25/02/22


Yeah you aint shit ho! You a tough talker online in the forums like a little HO


My name is publicly on offer for the person who will submit to a cage death match, televised publicly, provided they can prove they are the verge who sent this. I'll happily fill another grave, especially if it can go real world viral

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Travel expenses will be paid by challengers. I can't afford that many challengers until I win against a few

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

This will be the official Torn real life match, but I warn, I unload trucks and stock the heaviest of consumer items, I'm feline fast, deadly accurate, we aren't going based on Torn stats. This would be based on real life stats and... I'm still alive. Won my bets. Can't say much for the rest, or what I'd bet, but I could beat almost anyone on the globe and certainly any nerd from this game. Someone needs a rather high RLKC to even stand a chance. So, who's taking the challenge and where?

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Anyone here want a legal cage match? Idc about irl money, I just want to prove a point to a load of window lickers. I'll legally fight anyone on this game within 100 pounds of me and within 300 pounds if you are all flubber because I know I'll get internet famous. I'll provide legal identification for a legal match.

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Oh also I'm 6 foot 2 with a busted crooked spine who fights military personnel for fun and outclasses higher intelligence, so... I'm sorry I've got some hobbits butthurt with facts

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

03:15:43 - 25/02/22 Someone anonymously placed 7x $70,000 bounties on you : Beta male + Napoleon complex

9 inches + and I can own your whole country in 20 years, glass it in 25, and rebuild in the name of my sack in 30. Keep playing and I'll put you to work AND increase your wages, while maintaining superiority. These anonymous cowards would quit in 3 weeks if I take the right steps, while I barely log in. Hey, anyone here ever heard of a...
Leo
Vincent
Brothers?
I'm willing to cage match anyone who has issue with me irl. Feelings don't matter to those who can't feel. The next to bounty me is simply too cowardly to put everything on the line. But then again, it's no wonder I'm the 1% of players in a successful relationship. Or any relationship that doesn't exclusively include their hand. Have fun wasting virtual funds on bounties while I breed an army superior to you helmet wearing crayon eating cellar dwellers. Promise I make $20 an hour more and weigh 200 pounds less than any Verge who targets me. With that, I'm off to either lay pipe or make money. Or both. Half ya nerds probably seen me on the hub already. Ya pay me IRL and in game, how thoughtful LMAO

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Nerds in Ukraine: "you suck at torn"
Me, an American: "laughs in Russian invasion"
Have fun putting bounties on me while Russian troops assimilate you

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 1 like

Hey btw, how the hell is Ukraine doing? Love: those strong enough to admit they don't endorse Biden. Hope y'all love a pull-out like Kabul, because real patriots don't give a damn. Let Putin have them. All will become grass to the mower if we step in, as long as clown pedo Biden isn't calling the shots. Thank God we have endless real nukes. What sub human country wants a taste of a real mugging?

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 1 like

Muggers and those who bounty anonymous are hung like funky bull gerbils, and I'm gonna eat the fruit snacks your mom bought ya lmao. I'd challenge any of these cowards to a real life cage match. I suck at this game and your momma suckles my... nvm... while my taxes pay for a beta male to talk lib sh!t lol. Keep up the hate, makes my bawls sweat

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 1 like

03:15:43 - 25/02/22 Someone anonymously placed 7x $70,000 bounties on you : Beta male + Napoleon complex

To the sub 6foot cellar dweller covered in cheeto dust sporting a sub-6 inch, thanks for confirmation. No wonder your mom is paying bills alone while your dad battles the 1 armed bandit and you suckle free Wi-Fi. Need a man to move in and kick you out, make your room his man cave? How many teeth your mom still have? Can't keep y'all identified without such info. Also, requiring remaining teeth placement info. Helps to distinguish who to punish.

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS · · 1 like

Are YouTube music video links legal in Torn forums? If yeah, I'm about to get the community really riled up. Gonna get so bad it'll be like a credit card commercial: priceless XD

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

03:15:43 - 25/02/22 Someone anonymously placed 7x $70,000 bounties on you : Beta male + Napoleon complex

Awww cupcake, you so lame you have to use my own content to make yourself seem relevant? Lmao music I listen to is more complex than your everyday thought process, and that's my down time princess. Keep it coming, sad y'all can only make your mom afford such pitiful bounty amounts. Props for being the best catch in a sea of ugly small fish. Still making bank and laying pipe, enjoy your sunlight deprivation. Btw, what is your mom's number, maybe I'll stop by and make both y'all call me "daddy" roflmao

OPEN LETTER TO MUGGERS ·

Based on what I've seen, there's a ripe overabundance of Beta males with a Napoleon complex...

16:59:58 - 23/02/22 Someone anonymously placed 3x $60,001 bounties on you : Still sucks

Sorry bro, I'm too busy spending my days working and my nights, laying pipe. I don't have all day to get awesome at torn...

P.S. if this is who I think it is, your mom wants you out of the basement and is tired of the Cheeto dust everywhere