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Selling 5K Dump Merit 3M · · 2 likes

Eco Friendly



Trash 5,000 items (Uncommon) 20:36:23 - 02/06/22



Easily worth the price to get this merit done in a couple of minutes with one quick trade rather than buying 100 items from Bits & Bobs every day for nearly two months or f**king around in the Item market.

Natural Selection goes Nuclear · · 38 likes

Nuke had an agreement with NS to pay rent/protection on NS territory.

Monarch sought to remove NS from the area which would have ended the agreement between Nuke and NS.

Nuke actively assisted Monarch in that enterprise.


Pretty hard to understand how Nuke can complain about NS terminating a contract when Nuke themselves were actively assisting someone else to bring about a scenario that would make continuing the contract impossible.

[RW ] Next Level Ascension VS Capacity X · · 17 likes

Great fight CapX.

 

We haven’t been pushed like that in more than a year.

Feline's Medical Corner · · 2 likes

Great healer

Fedded Archives · · 6 likes

Registered on the same day (2040535 and 2040537), married, part of the same faction family.  

that net worth graph looks like two snakes f**king.


Not a lot of op-sec there.  How did they last 8 years?

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[RW] Destructive Anomaly vs Ascension ·

Green_Revolver hospitalized PaperTown(+16.78)

 

You were sent to the hospital for 6h 14m : Hospitalized by Green_Revolver

 

You even have extra hospitalisation merits.

 

Thanks for the free turtle, I guess?

Fedded Archives ·

Of the two guys from Dead Rabbits who got banned for multiple accounts, it is the older account that got the permanent fed?

[RW] NLA vs Druggies · · 3 likes

Excellent war Snuggies - amazing activity

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs |HT| · · 8 likes

It is, of course, all to easy to get carried away in the wake of an against the odds win, so it’s important to maintain a sense of perspective and humility.

 

But nevertheless, questions must be asked … and not: “Who will Ascension defeat next?”  


But rather: “Will Ascension EVER lose another ranked war?”

[RW ] Next Level Ascension VS Capacity X · · 17 likes

Great fight CapX.

 

We haven’t been pushed like that in more than a year.

[RW] Next level ascension Vs Violent resolution · · 6 likes

Bet the entire NLA faction, including shell, armoury and faction owned companies.  Void if termed or if I don’t have authority to make that bet.

Fedded Archives · · 7 likes

Underage? … Honey-Badger don’t care

[WEB] TYRONIC WARS · · 1 like

The new version is even better than the old version, removing the disadvantage of slower connections or devices.  99% reduction in sniping and conflict in faction chat.

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs Happy Vegemites · · 6 likes

 I thought that:

 

  1. there was a very fierce initial fight that Ascension got the better  due to a battlestat and activity advantage. mainly activity - we expected them to be strong at the start because it was an 8am start for east coast Australians.
  2. There weren’t any war crimes like muggings committed by either side.
  3. The only communications between each side were some very thoughtful and intelligent anonymous $messages, which allowed the senders to convey their true emotions without the risk of cruel rejection or invalidation from the recipient.
  4. Ascenscion came prepared for a fight with a capable but not quite as strong opponent that would throw absolutely everything they had at them, and we prepared to prevent that from happening.  HV obviously made the decision that they weren’t going to overcommit to a more powerful and fully committed opponent.
  5. HV turtled exceptionally well for several hours waiting for an opening to push for board control, but Ascenscion didn’t allow it (and other platinum factions that aren’t as good as HV [which is 98%of them] should take note - Ascenscion has full global coverage).
  6. When it became clear that Ascenscion’s lead was too great to realistically pull back, HV didn’t try to maintain some lame spite turtle - they came out guns blazing with multiple pushes and finished it early and win some caches (and bounties tgat I placed on inactives - YOU’RE WECOME BTW!)
  7. It was a relatively short war but they could have made it a lot longer.  Their bag game (among their core)  was  the best we’ve ever seen and they fought well.
  8. We really were expecting more fun engagement in this thread.

 

They’re good ****s

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs Happy Vegemites ·

And the best thing is that it was all played in such good spirit!

 

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs Happy Vegemites · · 1 like

It’s just a shame that most of them can’t access the Torn Forums (according to Grok): 


“Due to the policies of Australia’s radical socialist  government and a constitution that does not include a basic bill of rights, the fundamental human right to freedom of speech does not exist in Australia. 
This has allowed the totalitarian federal regime to enact radical laws restricting access to the internet which have been criticised by prominent human rights activist, philanthropist, inventor, philosopher, civil libertarian and thought leader Elon Musk.”

 

So their Internet freedom is basically equal to that of North Korea or Eritrea. My understanding is that the Torn Forums are actually geolocked for them.

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs Happy Vegemites · · 2 likes

Mate, we deliberately open up another front to give you guys a venue that you might be competitive in - at least try to win the meme war

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs Happy Vegemites · · 6 likes

In order to better understand our opponents, I conducted some research, I discovered the following revealing facts:

 

  1. Vegemite achieves its distinctive bitter and salty taste by taking (stealing) a jar of Marmite and shitting in it.
  2. Australia’s national dish is the democracy hotdog: a sausage in a slice of white bread, traditionally eaten after voting to prove the country remains free, fair, and deeply committed to low-quality carbohydrates.
  3. Australia is famous for its appropriation of the coffee culture of Italian and Greek immigrants (espresso) and New Zealand (the flat white).
  4. It is a common misconception that the British convicts transported to Australia were serious offenders. In reality, the vast majority were convicted for such crimes as petty theft, vagrancy, bestiality and being Irish.
  5. Australia developed its own football code called “Run It,” in which large men sprint directly into one another until one develops epilepsy.
  6. King Charles III is the Australian head of state, but the day-to-day running of the country is conducted from the capital of Sydney by the President and Ministerial Cabinet selected by Rupert Murdoch.
  7. Many public events feature a Welcome to Country, in which an Indigenous elder welcomes attendees to land their people never ceded. Attendees then honour this gesture by clapping politely and doing absolutely nothing.
  8. Australia punches above its weight in Hollywood with such stars as Russell Crowe, Mel Gibson and Luke Hemsworth.
  9. Australia is one of the world’s leading producers of coal, liquified natural gas, iron ore, and methamphetamine.
  10. It is widely believed that Aboriginal Australians were dealt with under the Flora and Fauna Act, but this is a myth. The National Parks and Wildlife Act 1974 relates to Aboriginal rights.

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs Happy Vegemites · · 2 likes

BallinJoeStalin [2573881]

So you shit your diaper and now you're making it everyone else's problem. 

 

I'd feel sorry for you, but it's common knowledge TNL is built on a cheating and exploiting, so I guess it isn't a surprise you're staying below your rank to beat up on smaller factions. 

 

Yeah we'll probably lose, but after the war we won't be in TNL-A, so I'll take the L for the greater W


Upvote for the one Happy Vegemite brave enough to post in the war thread!

[RW] Next Level Ascension vs Happy Vegemites · · 2 likes

What’s a safer bet - Ascension beating Happy Vegemite’s, or All Blacks beating the Wallabies?

Next Level Ascension! Real Wars / 7.8m Respect ·

      A!

    B

  B

A

Prisoner of War - 2026 Tour · · 4 likes

To be fair, we also smash the Diamond factions whom we come across.

 

12 killed in Bondi beach terror attack · · 1 like

The names get leaked together with the general location (they have since named the suburb in which he lived) so that assholes don’t misidentify innocent people who look vaguely like the perpetrators.

12 killed in Bondi beach terror attack ·

He’s basically guaranteed to receive a Cross of Valour at the absolute minimum.

Quitting torn. ·

Have an excellent life