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looking for a job that pays 1m+ per day and is willing to fund my big wang billy merchant empire. i am willing to work on these stats if you require it

yes as you can probably tell, billy has had sexual intercousre with 92% of the tron female population. now what has big billy gained from this lifestyle? aside from the many ailments, billy has gained the following wisdom: i am hungry.


venturing out to the item market and hunting out the finest big billy boxes of chocochocolates everytime i am in the mood to consume is very exhausting for a big billy and it shure would be great if i had a loving companion who gave me money and items and enables me to do absolutely nothing (except making top tier forum posts) all day.

this is where you come in, reador. big papa billy wants to marry YOU. now i undorstand that being married to billy might be intimidating for a few reasons:

• you will be the ugly one in the relationship
• you will be the stupid one in the relationship
• you will be the poor one in the relationship
• you will be the mentally unstable one in the relationship
• you will be the faithful one in the relationship

but it is all worth it- keep one thing in mind: i am big wang billy and i am awesome. enough said.

this is all a big move for billy, and billy is not sure that he wants to settle down right now and i need some big billy reassurance, which is the topic of todays discussion (which i assure you will be a very valuable discussion as always):

Are you married in tron? Do you appreciate your spouse? What good and bad things does your spouse do for you?

yes as you can probably tell, big billy has made many many friends in his time here in tron.

through my motivational forum blogs, my highly successful investment bnak, and my trading empire, i have met many great people from this loving community. i feel so welcome here when i see all my forum posts have at least a 99% upvote rate.


i am subject to constant praise in my threads from all my faithful big billy fans and have yet to be bountied or blacklisted a single time.

all of my new friends have given me such a warm welcome into this city, and billy would like to talk about how your friends have impacted your tron gameplay.

Do you have any friends? How have they changed the way you play tron?

Billy here

My first day in trOn has been eventful.

After being presented with a very handsome sum of cash from a fellow player, Billy had decided to invest all his big wang billy assets into a single kodachi sword.

after big wang billy tried to sell this very good high quality sword, billy was immediately met with some big billy backlash from many players. By "many players" I mean a single very angry player, who we will denote as "dingus" because i am very forgiving and wont witch hunt anyone for their past mistakes.

dingus told my that my outrageously valuable sword was actually worthless because it was 0.57% quality. Dingus ended up betting me 1m that I could not sell my sword for more than 80k to anyone over 30 days old within 1 week. after a few more complaints from dingus, i solicited a sale for 85k very quickly using my big wang billy charisma.

After trying to collect I was met with a chat block from dingus, and was not given any of my owed 1m. This is not important and billy will not complain, because although i have been cheated and lied to i have found my calling in life: being the best merchant in all of torn. nNo one will be able to stop big wang billy pretty soon.

I am the up and coming trader extraordinaire in tron; i'd sell you my sister if i hadn't sold her already.

please discuss what your first day in tron like? Did you face any backlash? How did you overcome it?

yes as you have probably guessed, my many many riches have multiplied and i will now lead of the path of salvation for anyone who will listen to me (which is a lot of people)



i want you to succeed, reador, and i am opaning an investument bank for investments and banking and investments. this bank will be of the investment variety and you will see results immediately whether you like it or not. with a bit of luck, you could very well see a 100% increase within a week.


i know what you are tinking, "i trust big wang billy with my life and i will invest everything i own" and i thank you for your kind thoughts, but somewhere out there is a poor soul who neeeds some testaments and i will provide some from my trial customers who provided funds earlier today

ORAN:omg omg i have so much money now thank you billy
ORAN: i have invested 1b and came out with 9b
BigWangBilly: no problem my bestfriend

AshphodelGray: jeebus christ i have sharted myself watching my investment numbers grow
AshphodelGray: that is ok though because i have so much of the money mhm yes indeed
BigWangBilly: no problem my bestfriend

HOLUX: i am dancing very vigorously right now because of what you did with my big billy bank account
HOLUX: i can now afford to stop disliking all of your forum posts because that was very naughty of me
BigWangBilly: no problem my bestfriend

God (not the player, this is the real god from real life who came down to talk to me): you are doing something great here with the tron banking my friend, i am officially making you the new Jesus
BigWangBilly: no problem my bestfriend

As you can see, all of these players and god have gotten great pleasure from banking with billy and now it is your turn to put your money into a big billy bank account my friend.

wow this shoould be moved to the tutorials section or maybe turned into a book and displayed in places of worship.

that is what got me into this mess in the first place

this is very hurtful


billy is doing the best he can.

i dont know, this might be pretty hard to come back from...

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yes i am now learning that he is an evil, evil man who wants to inflict great suffering on innocent, well endowed people.

this is a good idea but again i am scared of mr duke

provie it

i am switching sides now because chillyspunk disliked my supportive post.


go get him proxima!

duke promised me that all of my dreams would come true but now he is saying i will be spanked with a wooden paddle of doom and despair and i dont know what to do.
This debt just crept up on me.


Anyways, how have duke loans impacted your tron life?

yes go get him! this pooxima calls my threads "low quality" to try to discourage good content on the forums and frankly he should be removed from the committee and the game for this.

yes i have been bountied many times but the dinguses just give up. walls or no walls, outside hits or no outside hits, bounties have been dead for a long time.

yes as you can probably tell, my goodbye thread was carefully crafted to gain all of the clout and upvotes and this was very successful.


anyways since i was gone i was shocked to witness that my loans increased by a horrifying amount in interest.

despite being the best kodachi swrod merchant in the entire galaxy and running the most trustworthy investment bank in tron, i dont know if i can ever financially recover from my debt.

billy is worried that he will be hunted down by the angry sexy bald man and be mascara'd in the streets soon because i have let the payments slip for so long. i have asked the citizens of new players chat for money quite vigorously but it did not work and instead was met with some cyberbullies who were trying to spread some small wang propaganda.

despite all of this, billy is not here to ask for money (eben though i would graciously and dignantly accept all of yout money if you offered) today we should talk about how a deal with duke has ruined your tron life.

DISCUSSSION!: how have duke loans impacted you tron life? have you ever owed a debt that you could never repay?

i hab neber been fedded stop being a dingus

big billys back i am working on the thread now just wait and i will beam the information into yuor brain

i have trillions of stats and am in ssl i cant be beat

i love billy too this is a great opinion mhm yes indeed

i sold all of the wit and gained 900b

well if you have a killstreak of over 500 in real life should i get that merit too?

yes i am very welcome thank you my bestfriend

i dont know why you are cyberbulling me but you should try to read my name because it is definitly relevcant to da topic