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Your wish is granted, you find a job at McDonalds' as a cashier. Although it is not what you wanted, but you take it. Your wage is only $3.50/hour, and this is not enough to survive on. Being stuck as a cashier, during slow times gets you thinking about taking some of the money. Over the next few weeks you only ring in 1 Big Mac and every other one you pocket the cash. You have built up a nice wad of cash, and have it all stuffed in your mattress. Every morning you mom makes your bed and eventually sees the money. She confronts you when you come home from work, and you tell her it is money you have saved a little bit at a time since you started working. She is just livid and grabs at some of the money, and throws it at him saying. You have lived here for nothing, I buy all the food and pay the rent, when all along you could have been helping me. I live on my Old Age Pension and I barely make ends meet, month to month. You reply I was saving so I could get the hell out of this hell hole and you. She slaps you, grabs you by the scruff of the neck and 1 underwear from your drawer. As she throws you out the door, she throws your underwear at you. She says, anything in this house is mine, since it is all paid for by myself, right down to the clothes your back. Be grateful I am letting you go with that and not your bare ass. Now get your ass out of here and never return, and I mean never return and points a gun at him and shoots him in the hand. You are now destitute and don't know what to do, so you join the Army and training went quickly and you were shipped to the front lines in the Ukraine. You are scared shitless, and bend over to kiss your ass goodbye, when you see a Ukrainian tank coming at you, and runs you over. Your are dead, and looking down from purgatory you see your mom. She is happier than a pig in shit.

I wish I could take a trip in a submarine.

Your wish is granted with hesitation. You find out Elon Musk was actually born in South Africa. As an infant his parents would let him crawl around in the wilderness. At some point a Dingo picked him up and took him to his pack. The pack accepted him, and raised him as their own. Eventually he stumbled upon humans at the age of 12, and soon became a citizen as well. It wasn't easy for him, people teased him about his looks. The Dingo's had bitten him, especially his face, over the years. In learning the status quo of Bit Coins as money, he decided to create his own form of money, and so came dogecoin. He felt this would represent himself as well he had absolutely no money. He started making money off of dogecoin and whenever he needed money he would just make some more dogecoin for himself.
So as you wish goes, Elon is not an alien but actually a dingo, next best thing to an alien. Dogecoin is now a runner up to Bitcoin, but Elon's greed in that of continuing to make millions of coins for his personal use, and eventually the Feds catch up with him. He is now in prison for 10 consecutive years of 25 year sentences.
As your curiosity gets the better of you, you start looking for his dogecoin he has stashed, you find it and are busted at the same time. You are now in jail in a cell beside Elon's and are serving 2 - 25 year sentences. I bet you were never curious about Elon Musk.

I wish the world could or would somehow get rid of all nuclear bombs.

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