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Winter Is Coming 5.8M+ Respect Unburnt, Unbroken · · 2 likes

Love this group!

Book · · 0 likes

What the HELL are those things supposed to be?!

97% Blowgun, Macanas and Full Body Armor · · 0 likes

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$115m In my bazaar. Many more blowguns, Macanas and Full Body Armor.

Recent archived posts

Duke's Dump away. · · 1 like

"Back to?" That's all I ever found.

As I near level 100... · · 1 like

Leveling up is not the point of playing. Hitting 100 is cause for maybe 10 seconds of celebration.

What is your highest battle stat? ·

Apathy - 10,976,234,129

 

Although, I need to work on that as this post reached me.

DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY - DAY TWELVE ·

Kids had a blast this year!

 

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

One day, Duke asked Leslie how he did so well with the ladies. Leslie said, "It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the Laotian."

Newbie PSA: Stop using Big Box of Chocolate Bars! · · 1 like

Someone big mad about losing their BBoC income.

Book ·

lol, got it.

Book ·

What the HELL are those things supposed to be?!

Grave · · 1 like

Bringing in game threats to rl. That'll go well for ya

new upcoming crime? · · 1 like

Ooh, bondage...electricians...let's go!

Ok, I'm just gonna say it.. · · 2 likes

Almost like the word Tenacity has some meaning...

Dear Torn City · · 3 likes

Sorry but, GD has never been that hot.

DB Discussion 2.0 · · 3 likes

DB chains need to be a thing! Give us a new merit Ched!

Halloween punchbag consolation thread · · 2 likes

I know that must have hurt but, you seem to be taking it well. Nice.

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

And finally, at 1 minute to midnight on Oct. 31, , Proxima gleefully pushes the button to summon M'aol.

this game is trash and ive only played for 3days · · 1 like

Wow. You have been given many good pieces of advice and yet you still want to whine at people. The most important of which is to train ALL of your energy in the gym. You will pass him quickly if he's using so much E just attacking you. Find a good faction with experienced players.

 

Are you this way irl too? "OMG, we need UBI these businesses want me to work, and train and improve my skills before they'll pay me good money!" "OMG, why hasn't the government given me a car yet?" OMG, working 40 hour weeks is too much!" "OMG, someone needs to give me a house already." Ad infinitum, ad nauseum.

 

I really hope not. I hope you take the advice, grow and look back on this time and shake your head at how sad this whole post was.

5 years in Torn · · 1 like

tldr

 

Can I have your stuff?

 

 

 

 

 

Congrats!

Up 50b in RR + 2x SE giveaway [Ended] ·

What a rollercoaster ride. 

What caused the point price crash? ·

Inattentiveness.

Where you from? ·

I was born right here, just now
Originated right in front of your eyes