i am not the most funny guy and so i am looking for your best jokes to expand my arsenal, i welcome all types of humor so long as it isnt doesnt go too far here my joke:
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Prizes for the jokes that make me laugh the most are:
1st place: 3 donator packs
2nd place: 1 donator pack
3rd place: 1 FHC
4th place: 2 drug packs
5th place 1 business class ticket
Prizes willl be given on the 17th of january
The winners:
Decided to end the competitiona bit early as no new jokes were being posted here are the winners it was hard to chose from some of them and from others.... well others have worse jokes than me and i thought i was bad i decided the winners with 5 friends of mine all jokes rated on a scale of 1 to 10. 50 being the highest one could get
1st place Razoriel
what's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
snowballs
short sweet andfunny absolutley loved it i will definitley be using this next christmas
42/50
2nd place stevedastingray
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
great joke, great drink and more importantly a story of liberation. truly inspiring that he could rise up and escape his shackles holding him from going out to the bar with his mates
37/50
3rd place ariston
Have you tried finding a blind man at a nudist beach?
It isn't hard.
next famil gathering this is definitley coming out. what.... not appropriates as there is kids there? thats easily solved.
31/50
4th place anas_killer_007
youll have to see for youself its the top of page 3
great meme and i read it but it was not worth the amount of time put into it funny but too long to be usuable.
26/50
5th place zakoo
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make....
Then they call me ugly and poor
this one hits a little close to home little do they know im a billionaire on both torn and gta v so sucks to be them
24/50
Pizes sent
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Prizes for the jokes that make me laugh the most are:
1st place: 3 donator packs
2nd place: 1 donator pack
3rd place: 1 FHC
4th place: 2 drug packs
5th place 1 business class ticket
Prizes willl be given on the 17th of january
The winners:
Decided to end the competitiona bit early as no new jokes were being posted here are the winners it was hard to chose from some of them and from others.... well others have worse jokes than me and i thought i was bad i decided the winners with 5 friends of mine all jokes rated on a scale of 1 to 10. 50 being the highest one could get
1st place Razoriel
what's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
snowballs
short sweet andfunny absolutley loved it i will definitley be using this next christmas
42/50
2nd place stevedastingray
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila
great joke, great drink and more importantly a story of liberation. truly inspiring that he could rise up and escape his shackles holding him from going out to the bar with his mates
37/50
3rd place ariston
Have you tried finding a blind man at a nudist beach?
It isn't hard.
next famil gathering this is definitley coming out. what.... not appropriates as there is kids there? thats easily solved.
31/50
4th place anas_killer_007
youll have to see for youself its the top of page 3
great meme and i read it but it was not worth the amount of time put into it funny but too long to be usuable.
26/50
5th place zakoo
Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make....
Then they call me ugly and poor
this one hits a little close to home little do they know im a billionaire on both torn and gta v so sucks to be them
24/50
Pizes sent