Hi, all! I'm Alexa. I'm looking for a Torn friend because I have no real friends and that can get quite boring. I'd love someone to talk to about life or interests or whatever, but I'm so tired of people that just want to say "whats up" "chillin, you?" "same." I want to have real conversations and get deep and have an existential crisis with every now and then, ya know? I like horror, comedy, art, cartoons, and all sorts of stuff, so I'm sure we can chat for a while? I don't know, man. Just be my friend.
If you're interested in befriending me please send me a chat or a message pleeeeeeeease!
I've really been enjoying Kingdom of Loathing!! It is much more simple and a little on the silly side, but it's really entertaining and has tons of awesome puns and dad jokes hidden throughout in dialouge. It's worth checking out! If you end up playing, feel free to add me and I can send you some cool items to start with! Shoot me a message if that sounds good to ya ?
I've really been enjoying Kingdom of Loathing!! It is much more simple and a little on the silly side, but it's really entertaining and has tons of awesome puns and dad jokes hidden throughout in dialouge. It's worth checking out! If you end up playing, feel free to add me and I can send you some cool items to start with! Shoot me a message if that sounds good to ya ?
If it makes you feel any better about wasting the money. I pre-ordered the game.... Tricentenial Edition... with a little merchandise souvenir that almost instantly got ruined just by exisitng..... for $170USD. Then about a week later (being as I got it on release night) it tanked all its reviews and was dubbed the "Worst Fallout Game," honestly quite rightfully so. $170 expecting gold got me a pile of dookie ?
The whole point is I don't have a penis OR a vagina, I have a balled out watermelon industrially stapled to my Ken doll, smooth parts. Also, I was definitely Alexa first, though I will admit the robot is most certainly more useful than I'll ever be. Ya live, ya see yourself become to robot, ya die
I appreciate your deductive reasoning. I am too old to be a "girl," but I'm only 26 so I'm not quite "somebody's mom" either.. Not sure whether or not I like your reasoning anymore. It's, as I've stated on the forums many times before, not a fake account and I do need friends.
I do appreciate you calling me beautiful, but I'm not at all a fake account. If I were, I would fake having a likable personality and that I have friends, rather than admitting to being a sad, lonely, weirdo. I'd also probably try using a name that isn't shared with an Amazon robot so I could stop hearing the same 5 jokes over and over again even though I came way before that robo-bitch. I don't really see how anything about this thread could be deemed "sketchy," but you can keep on keepin' on if you don't want to have a conversation with a "beautiful girl like this." :)
Hahaha I unfortunately assure you that it is me, though it was about two years ago shortly after getting my shoulder tattoo. I'm not sure, however, whether to appreciate your doubt or not... I'm going to guess not, Send me a chat if you'd like to be conversation buddies!
