Hey there u even been tired of spamming ads in trade chat? well just come to me! I will post your ads for you once every 1-2 minutes! All you have to do is msg me with the ad and I will get it going! -Why am I doing this? Cus I need the money :D
Hey there u even been tired of spamming ads in trade chat? well just come to me! I will post your ads for you once every 1-2 minutes! All you have to do is msg me with the ad and I will get it going! -Why am I doing this? Cus I need the money :D
... goes to Hell. Satan himself is there to greet him. He gleefully rubs his hands together and says, "I've been waiting for you! Unfortunately, there's a problem. Hell is full but you need to stay because you've been exceptionally naughty. I'll make you a deal. You can choose whose spot you take. I'll show you around." Trump is not happy with this but he's the deal master, so he enters hell with a smug look. Satan continues, "This is the first room. What do you think?" It's Obama and he's working a huge hammer. Trump watches for 5 minutes and all he's doing is smashing huge rocks into dust. There's an enormous pile of rocks off to the side. Trump asks when he gets a break. "When the pile is finished!" says Satan with a mischievous grin. "But my bone spurs! No way! Take me to the next room." In Room 2, it's Bush and he's climbing to the top of a huge diving board. He looks down and belly flops with a sickening slap into the shallow pool. Then repeats the climb and belly flop. "No chance! That will ruin my tan! Forget about it! Next room please." says an inconsolable Trump. "Of course!" says Satan. "Here is Room 3." Trump peeks in fearfully. It's Clinton and he's on a lawn chair with his hands behind his back. Monica is blowing him while he looks on contentedly. Trump can barely contain his excitement! "I'll take it!" And Satan says, "ok, Monica, you can go now." Hope I win!
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