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Xanax or Horse Head? A small Christmas game · · 5 likes

Dear Torn players,

Duke's giveaway inspired me to propose you a small Christmas game.
I have wrapped five Christmas presents.
They are all labelled as Xanax but one contains a horse head.
I will send one of the presents randomly to each of the five next players who will comment this thread.

Do you want to try your luck?

Emsilo Easy plushies, flowers and more · · 6 likes

Back in my days, when you knew you could trade without some big boi waiting you to mug you around the corner, traders were kind and efficient and offered a fantastic service. Emsilo is one of the kind.

 

A very satisfying first trade, looking forward to future trades!

Item Market Changes Meme Thread · · 48 likes

Have you ever spotted a torn player in the wild? · · 44 likes

No but I do look at people’s phones in hope that would happen lol

Lack of Enby Representation on Staff · · 43 likes

Choosing a male/female/enby icon for your virtual character in Torn does not imply you consider yourself a male/female/enby in real life, though.

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Caution! Risk of Electrocution! - High Voltage Elimination Post · · 4 likes

The battle was so awesome that I (almost) don’t even regret missing the merit for first place again. Was worth every minute and the strategy was incredible all along. Thanks for this adventure and see you all next year (😭) have in the competition field!

 

(Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires?)

Sticks Out (of Elimination) ·

Respect for your tenacity, cavemen!

Royal Flush vs Straight Flush - The Biggest Cooler in Torn History + Giveaway ·

I saw a live session in YouTube during a Poker Tournament with the exact same scenario. It must be an unbelievable moment to live for both players.

Favorite Item Descriptions · · 7 likes

I love all books descriptions. I don’t even want to read the description of the ones I haven’t found yet, discovering them if one of my little Torn pleasures.

This one made me laugh a lot:

 

The Book : Smuggling For Beginners is a Book Item.

International smuggler Reynauld Le Cul has transported over 8,000 tonnes of illicit items between borders over his lifetime, and now as he approaches retirement he has decided to share this knowledge with the world. By building up from small frozen grapes Le Cul explains how to secrete items within yourself, gradually stretching the body's natural elasticated entrances until you are capable of smuggling a baby grand piano without the use of lubricant. Smuggling For Beginners also covers eluding sniffer dogs, how to ace a cavity search, and how it's possible to walk with twelve coke-filled pineapples inside your body without arousing suspicion.

  • Increases travel capacity by +10 for 31 days.

 

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

Let’s fail once again, please sign me up!

Global Chat Goodwill · · 1 like

If we reply to this thread with content with the implicit hope that we may receive dividends from it, wouldn’t it make all of us beggars by default?

 

This may or may not be classified as content btw.

Edvd mission incorrect reqs validation if fulfilled before accepting the mission ·

Yes, I can confirm the timestamp, I did take the screenshot right after accepting the mission after wrapping the parcel.

 

Thank you, good hunt!

Edvd mission incorrect reqs validation if fulfilled before accepting the mission ·

Hi,

 

I put an edvd in a parcel for Duke and packed it. Before sending it I’ve checked if I did accept the mission, which I actually had not. While two reqs were noted as fulfilled, one was not, as shown in the picture. As logs show, the wrapper parcel did contain an edvd at this time.

 

I did not try to send the parcel, so I am unsure whether it would have been validated. On the other hand, after unpacking the present and packing a new one, all the reqs were marked as fulfilled and I could validate it.

 

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Mission Credits 100K · · 1 like

Give a special honorary merit to this citizen for creating a new insane multi year goal

Do you set alarms to take xanax? ·

I did it during Elims only. The sleep deprivation was rough during the whole month but it was worth it.

0 Eggs on easter day! · · 1 like

Have you tried to find DN instead?

Gratitude to the Community of Torn · · 2 likes

<3

The Paradox of Efficiency: A Newbie's Perspective on the Slow Start · · 44 likes

At this point I hope devs will add a way to transfer one’s account ownership to one’s next reincarnation so we can start thinking in terms of karmic cycles

MKBBGL's Trading Spot · · 1 like

First time I use the services of the bumper man and guess what??? Not a single mugger waiting for me around the corner! Every day Torn is declining, back in my days you would get mugged before you even leave the bazaar!!! What’s the point in selling if you don’t offer mugging services??? Colonel Sanders would be horrified with this nonsense of the young generation.

My 1st year - 250b NW, 500m TBS! ·

Impressive! It makes me think maybe it’s time to stop running plushies and put some effort to start a profitable business lol. Good luck on your journey!

What would you do if you had a dirty bomb ·

Aaah true, I forgot this one

What would you do if you had a dirty bomb · · 1 like

Has anyone ever tried bombing their own faction?

Emsilo Easy plushies, flowers and more · · 1 like

At this point there is only one trader I reserve my plushies to and it’s Emsilo. Never a single issue, no one waiting to mug you, convenient trades. Best service ever 👑

Emsilo Easy plushies, flowers and more · · 6 likes

Back in my days, when you knew you could trade without some big boi waiting you to mug you around the corner, traders were kind and efficient and offered a fantastic service. Emsilo is one of the kind.

 

A very satisfying first trade, looking forward to future trades!

Contemplating Going Inactive · · 2 likes

I can see in the database that somewhere in the game there is still one button that you haven’t clicked on yet. You must find it to unlock the end screen.