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Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 31 likes

Yeah that's right, another quitting thread, who cares, not you
GET YO FREAKING FREE SHIT


Wonderful prizes such as:
Mystery gift, my most valued possession (Ohhhh exciting) GONE
Boxing gloves, brand new, great resale value TAKEN
This helmet probably stolen off a cop OFF MY HANDS
Enough cans of energy drink to fuel a student for a week POURED
250 230 210 150 milly cash for those boring ones who like hard wad over random junk The ATM is empty whoops


"But Jenner, how do I get my free shit"
I don't hear you ask because this is a text game, you don't hear text
You don't, it's over already


"Okay, but when are you actually gonna draw the winners"
you may say, which I still didn't hear, you should stop talking to yourself like that
I already did

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Wow my inbox and chats exploded, found enough offers, cheers everyone

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Found, thanks y'all

Bogie leaving wolverines - THE TRUTH · · 9 likes

Take it to messages you two

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 2 likes

Found, thanks everyone who offered an invite

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STOP AI SLOP ON TORN! · · 1 like

Personally I hate this shit because it's all people associate neural networks with nowadays, that and the stupid LLMs.
Come on guys, we have so much cooler applications, ones that are undeniably useful like machine vision networks (given that one there is becoming increasingly dystopian).
And yes that is an actual issue because I dabble in the field and hyper focus of the industry on these models has lead to stagnation in research around other uses of NNs from the big boy corporate labs, it fucking sucks.

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 1 like

And with that, the thread is over, go home everyone, everything else is just going into the dump

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 1 like

This here? This gets the remaining 150 milly because it tickles my fancy as I have some stuff that got mislabelled as coconut oil

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 1 like

This right there? How can I NOT reward this effort, it's great
WE HAVE A WINNER OF THE HELMET

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) ·

Okay the amount of messages I get about job offers and faction invites is starting to get infuriating so I am going to just finish it right now and give out the helmet along anything else of worth
Buckle in everyone

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) ·

Alright everyone, thread is not dead dw, I just went to sleep, going through the comments to check who is worthy of getting the second wave of goodies

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 1 like

Shit you saw through my ruse
QUICK DISTRACT WITH MAIN PRIZE

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 1 like

Should probably note, despite the initial enthusiasm on my end NOT EVERYONE is a winner, I just needed to get rid of the junkiest of junk, or I had opportunity to make a funny joke in response.

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 1 like

Ladies, gentlemen and everyone too cool for these boring titles, we have a WINNEEEERRRRRRRRRR
Go, fix your mistake, take the second chance and make me proud

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) ·

Don't worry unless I made a horrible mistake while under influence of Jäger I shouldn't have packed any stink bombs or small explosive devices

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 1 like

For context here, logs that are a packed gift or box are generally assorted low value random crap with maybe some decent drugs, crime items or boosters mixed in, that or just 10 pillows, you may never know
Logs:
23:00:36 - 05/09/26 You sent a Maid Uniform to Briatheitz with the message: That is actually an interesting medical fact
23:07:32 - 05/09/26 You sent a Birthday Present to Sh-Sh with the message: Pass, but have this random crap
23:13:03 - 05/09/26 You sent a Birthday Present to Alt_F4Life with the message: Eggjoy and make someone explode
23:19:17 - 05/09/26 You sent 348x Box of Tissues to PRCR with the message: Sorry if I wanted to see what a computer made I would be reading telemetry logs from my server not Torn forums
23:21:36 - 05/09/26 You sent a Birthday Present to Willmacoxfit with the message: Hehe BENIS :DDDDDD
23:23:28 - 05/09/26 You sent a Birthday Present to Minh0 with the message: The mark of SSL is upon you, but the xanax protects
23:25:13 - 05/09/26 You sent a Birthday Present to StealthyyOne with the message: Go, do a crime
23:28:15 - 05/09/26 You sent 87x Wolverine Plushie to BigBauss with the message: Did you know that despite being considered "Least Concern" worldwide, wolverines are actually considered "Vulnerable" in Europe according to IUCN Red List?
23:42:06 - 05/09/26 You sent a Blood Bag : O+ to vixs3 with the message: If you say so
23:43:00 - 05/09/26 You sent 108x Blood Bag : O+ to vixs3 with the message: Okay for real this time
23:47:22 - 05/09/26 You sent a pair of Boxing Gloves to Ark with the message: Okay yeah that made me chortle hard, you deserve a second chance
23:55:54 - 05/09/26 You sent some Vicodin to cAnDyShOp with the message: You wanted 90 white pills, right?
00:10:14 - 06/09/26 You sent 42x Trout to TinderTheFlower with the message: Should have went with FISH instead
00:17:06 - 06/09/26 You sent [REDACTED] to Cleansing-Flame with the message: Shit he's onto me, deploy the MAIN PRIZE (I will let the winner reveal what it was, if he wants to)
00:34:11 - 06/09/26 You sent 89x Vicodin to UnlimitedPain with the message: Sorry I am one short I had a headache
00:37:54 - 06/09/26 You sent some Stink Bombs to JamesPsullivan with the message: This should help reduce that nose (See? I told you I remembered to not pack those)
00:43:50 - 06/09/26 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to Chris5295 with the message: For the starving faction children so they may gain (some) strength to steal their own drugs
00:45:39 - 06/09/26 You sent $20,000,000 to SammyZhaoYun with the message: Stuff no, cash YES
01:01:36 - 06/09/26 You sent a Christmas Present to Ratlander with the message: For you it's on the MOUSE
01:10:47 - 06/09/26 You sent 12x Can of X-MASS to cantdrinkmilk with the message: Respect the effort of actually making an edit of the image, have this for now so I remember which posts to look at later
01:21:51 - 06/09/26 You sent 4x Can of Rockstar Rudolph to winornot with the message: CAFFEINE
02:09:38 - 06/09/26 You sent 2747x Pepper Spray to Rqez with the message: You can start building up a tolerance with these handy supplies
16:46:19 - 06/09/26 You sent 324x HEG to Vaeliahel with the message: I'm surprised so few people know that, here are some HEGs so you can teach them first hand
16:53:35 - 06/09/26 You sent $20,000,000 to JackSpencer with the message: At least they could count those tens of millies
16:56:22 - 06/09/26 You sent 8x Can of Santa Shooters to Bagwis_II with the message: Better get them fast before they roll away
16:59:42 - 06/09/26 You sent $60,000,000 to PrinceBabubey with the message: Lying, that is clearly a spider dog with the power of climbing on walls (very good pic)
20:33:14 - 06/09/26 You sent a Birthday Present to kinesho with the message: No, it's not
23:02:09 - 06/09/26 You sent 6x Can of Crocozade to Amagous with the message: Always happy to learn eliminations shenanigans since I never participated in that myself

01:51:20 - 07/09/26 You sent a Riot Helmet (Impregnable) to cantdrinkmilk with the message: Grats on actually getting it
01:56:13 - 07/09/26 You sent $150,000,000 to Articunite with the message: There ya go
02:04:18 - 07/09/26 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Yussir with the message: You will be much better off selling than using these at current level
02:04:37 - 07/09/26 You sent a Can of Red Cow to Yussir with the message: Whoops forgot to change the amount
02:17:54 - 07/09/26 You sent a Hot Foil Stamper to TheDarkThing

Free shit, get yo free shit (another boring quitting giveaway) · · 31 likes

Yeah that's right, another quitting thread, who cares, not you
GET YO FREAKING FREE SHIT


Wonderful prizes such as:
Mystery gift, my most valued possession (Ohhhh exciting) GONE
Boxing gloves, brand new, great resale value TAKEN
This helmet probably stolen off a cop OFF MY HANDS
Enough cans of energy drink to fuel a student for a week POURED
250 230 210 150 milly cash for those boring ones who like hard wad over random junk The ATM is empty whoops


"But Jenner, how do I get my free shit"
I don't hear you ask because this is a text game, you don't hear text
You don't, it's over already


"Okay, but when are you actually gonna draw the winners"
you may say, which I still didn't hear, you should stop talking to yourself like that
I already did

Can Torn Staff/ Community stop using AI Slop for the newspaper and other posts? · · 2 likes

Look at that subtle yellow colouring. The tasteful scarf of it. Oh, my god. It even has a fake hair...

A looot of weiner in here · · 1 like

Gonna collaborate extra on this, this is primarily an issue in competitive and semi-competitive games, it won't stand up much in an actual study since my own personal experience is purely anecdotal, but I can definitely tell that especially low skilled players treat you very differently depending on do they perceive you as a guy or a gal based on your voice/username/avatar.

Happy Pride Month · · 3 likes

Okay so, step by step
Yes, real life is so much worse, so so much worse that many people are hit with things way worse than words, is it then so surprising that when they go online they would like a... Uhhh I dunno... A break from it?

No one here is forcing you to take up any worldview that this is a bad evil word or something, until you dug up your heels in this weird ass rant about that whole "woke culture war" or whatever it is now called in US everyone was quite literally just saying "Hey, people might be uncomfortable being called that because in most scenarios it's being used to degrade someone", they were giving you a warning to be careful because you might be very badly misinterpreted when in a public space.

If you think someone giving you a warning that your terminology might be outdated and carries a negative connotation nowadays is an attack then... I really don't know what to say at this point, but if that is true then I can at least fully understand where exactly all this is stemming from.

This is not a bigger issue of some kind of widespread censorship to erase this word or something.

Happy Pride Month · · 4 likes

Gee willikers, I wonder why would a group which was historically trampled upon and forced into hiding who they are (in many countries still is, yes even the "accepting" ones) would want to be seen for once and not just swept under the rug.
Furthermore, it's just fun, we have celebrations for far more mundane things like being a parent, or being a worker, hell in some countries specific professions get their celebration, why the hell can't we celebrate the fact that despite many MANY people in history trying to remove us from sight, we are still here.

Happy Pride Month · · 6 likes

You are also refusing to see the other perspective here by basically repeating "This is so dumb" and questioning the integrity of their logic by bringing up echo chambers.
There is a thing called semantic drift, previously innocent word can often over time get a degrading association in public lexicon, therefore most people are uncomfortable hearing them from complete strangers because as it turns out, when dealing with random person online we can not be 100% sure what are their intentions and, generally, will have to assume what you meant based on the common usage.
While I am fairly certain you meant no harm here, jumping on attack when someone goes "Hey sorry, that word has pretty bad connotations nowadays and many would find it offensive, you might want to rethink using it" is a weird thing to do?

Staff did it again! · · 8 likes

Honestly that's amazing
The satisfaction of seeing someone waste 25E for nothing is not enough, I want to be paid money for that just so I can send it back and rub it in more.

Happy Pride Month · · 7 likes

I keep forgetting to show up on time because for some reason my country does pride marches a month earlier. I have but one message

The widespread hatred and misinformation campaigns against something as basic as human rights may be disheartening at times, but it's exactly why pride is so important.
No matter how hard they try, no matter what they do, you can not change what's a fundamental part of a person, be it their gender identity, sexual orientation or romantic attraction (or lack thereof).
The direct pushback of pride parades and in many countries protests shows them that our right to exist is not negotiable and we won't just "disappear" because some stuck up mule can't deal with the idea of someone being different.
It also shows people in countries less tolerant than ours that this can be won, that change can happen, that not everything is lost.

In short, the queer will continue until situation improves.
That is all, happy pride y'all.

Not sure whether to commit to ssl or xanax long term ·

SSL is less a choice and more a compensation if you are a more casual or crime oriented player.
It's inferior in just about every way, but when you are too busy being green 24/7 it's better than nothing.