Selling MAX happy merit and happy steals for trains at 25k/43k/99k happy. Get your massive gains today!
Well hello there! Just a little introduction, we provide people with opportunities to do 99k Happy Jumps, through our dedicated team of Happy sellers who regularly coordinate happy jumps almost everyday!
So, what are some Scenarios where you may consider a 99k HJ?
1. For the max Happy Merit. INSERT ECSTATIC HONOR BAR IMAGE 2. Tonnes of Refills - After a long period of inactivity, you gather up refills that you can use to refill your energy (Yup, gain those massive juice stats instantly to restart your Torn life) 3. Happiness booster - If you already have rather high stats and just want some extra happy boost in exchange for slightly more stats. (Xan + refill + full can booster train would give you around 43k Happiness)
Alright so how does things work here at Happy Hoppers? Happy Hoppers has a team of sellers jumping pretty regularly. Every Seller is able to get to 99,999 Happiness in their jumps. The scheduled buyers in the jump will then use 2 Poison Mistletoes which would give them around 43k Happiness (25k from first steal, 18k from second steal); all without adding any time on their booster cooldown. This gives the buyers the opportunity to use Energy Cans or FHCs for energy, to continue training while they are still at high happiness! Talk about massive gains :) _______________________________________________________
Prices: First time Jumpers - 6 edvds Regular Jumpers - 5 edvds (3 Edvds to be sent to jumper, once the jump is confirmed, remaining after jump is completed. Refunds only available if Seller Overdoses or you cancel 30 hours before the jump.)
All of our jumps are coordinated on discord, so do join it if you are interested in signing up for one of the jumps or just wish to find out more about us! :) Happy Hoppers Discord: https://discord.gg/T4MDMv4EAn
If you are interested in joining as a Jump BUYER (with discord), you will need to - Join our Discord Server - Look out for upcoming jumps in #jump-schedule and ping the Jumper in #jump-request For any questions, feel free to ask in General Chat
If you are interested in joining as a Jump BUYER (without discord), you will need to - Message Roland,or Lafat for Information about the upcoming jumps. (They will refer you to a jump based on availability…) _______________________________________________________
If you are interested in joining as a Jump SELLER, you will need to - Be in a faction with 48 Hours of Booster Cooldown - Be in a 9/10* AN. Then Chat Roland or Lafat for what to do next. _______________________________________________________
If you have any questions / feedback / complains or Want to join us as a seller, chat
To book jumps without using Discord, feel free to MESSAGE Roland or Lafat.
One of the bigger problems new players encounter early in game is not having access to medical items. Since they get hosped a lot, they run out of the few meds they do acquire pretty quick, and money making isn't quite intuitive at this stage.
So I'll run a giveaway game focused on newbies. Just post here and set trade with me, and I'll send you 10 morphines,10 small first aid kits, 10 first aid kits. To make it fun, you should post a movie/song name and address in my pants in the end. For example: The dark side of the moon in my pants 😂 Older players can post in the game, but I won't send you meds!
You must be a newbie to participate in the giveaway. For this giveaway ill keep it limited to people below level 15 with less than 10 days of play time.
Morphine is used when you have a long hospital time. Say an hour or more. First aid kit is used if the hospital time is more than 25 mins, and red/small first aid kit is used if the.hospital time is less than 25mins.
Make sure you use the minimum amount of med cooldown to get out of hospitals! And good luck.
The usual sources for medical items are buying them from the item market, using medical items from your faction armory, and if you're poor, shoplifting pharmacy!
Edit: Switched to 30x morphines for posts since sending 10 of each was hard xD
Edit 2: Changed the terms to make it more consistent and easier to follow through.
23:18:12 - 14/06/25 You were sent 70x Box of Medical Supplies from PurpleFire with the message: donation for your giveaway
The next many rounds are sponsored by the wonderful purplefire!
Its not just that you scammed, but you're such a humongous dick about it afterwards. Bengal tigers are magnificent creatures. You're just pathetic. That screenshot is really damning. How old are you? Because you've got all the mental maturity of a 7 year old
Its currently very hard to keep track of weapons/armors which have perks associated with them. The weapons and armor items are sorted by quality by default, which is great for looking for sifting through normal weapons and armors. However, with the coming of perks in weapons and Armor through weapon caches (at a widespread scale), the value of the item is often dependent on the percentage of the proc bonus.
For example, a blowgun with 97% poison rate but 30% quality is much more valuable and desirable than a blowgun with 80% poison rate and 70% quality.
It is hard, especially on mobile devices, to soft through the items and find the valuable ones. They are often hidden among hundreds of the same type of weapons, sorted by quality, which has no bearing on the proc rate, and since there's no easy way to mark them, this is something that has to be done everytime we get more items of the same type. A blowgun runner you will have to sort through the entire list of blowguns in your inv every time you bring in a new batch of blowguns. There is no easy way to mark them for inventory, or mark items that have already been checked. And if the item page crashes, and you have to reload it, you'll have to repeat this process again.
Suggestion to solve this:
a) Allow sorting by : - primary and secondary proc bonus (to accomodate items that have two bonuses) - damage - accuracy b) allow filtering by bonus types (and if all bonus types available in game are supposed to be a hidden, only allow filtering by bonuses that the player weapons currently have) c) If possible, allow notes in items, which can be used in the search to get to the item directly
This would make making an inventory much more intuitive, especially for mobile users, and people with bad connections, and make page breaks/reloads less punishing.
Tl;Dr: Quality of the weapons/items means little when they have bonuses attached. Adding more options to sort and filter items in inventory makes finding good items easier.
Congrats on the gains! Honestly a pretty good view of what goes on in a tense refill jump! Used to be that you could just use all the refills in one jump, so jumpers would be clicking trains with sweaty hands till the 15 minutes ran out xD
It'd be lovely if Torn players adopted newbies to mentor / help out a bit. Perhaps not with money. I think too much money in the beginning just kills interest. The grindy portions are fun. Not sure how it can be added in game mechanics, but should be easy enough for people to do individually on their level
One of the best moments in Torn that I saw was crlf getting enhancers from factions/people and distributing it to new players. I think she had a criteria for it too. Sorting by crimes done to find people more likely to stay
