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Twicemonkey [2694029] Level 100 Cerberus CER Leadership

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Court of public opinion, Takashi v RadicalFanatic · · 120 likes

Made a bet
Lost a bet
Shit the bed
Blamed the Ched

Cerberus - Diamond Rank | OC 2.0 | 3.6M Respect · · 5 likes

bump

There are no tigers in Africa · · 43 likes

They're shipped in every year just for us

Selling Losses · · 7 likes

Not if you're doing it so you can actually afford xanax to use for the gains.

 

Spend 75E to get 250+E, that's such a no-brainer you'd need negative brains to think it's a bad idea

Cerberus - Diamond Rank | OC 2.0 | 3.6M Respect · · 4 likes

Thanks for the bumps

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A masterclass in gaslighting (and a fragile ego) · · 3 likes

There are no tigers in Africa · · 43 likes

They're shipped in every year just for us

hi ·

hi

Cerberus drops a 4.7b ball · · 6 likes

15:42:37 - 06/07/26 You used 25 energy anonymously attacking -Agent-Smith- and mugged them for $354 (chain #10013) [view]

 

Mine was... less good

Say something nice! · · 1 like

I like that most people in Torn take the game seriously and also know that it is a game played for fun. I like that "it's just a game bro" is a statement that is generally frowned upon, and that we're not all competing to be the least emotionally involved in whatever's going on.

 

Games are more fun when you care :)

Where is everyone at with crimes? ·

All done except that stupid ring, and probably some uniques I don't care about

Where in your person are you putting it? ·

Mouth

The Dirty Bomb Foundation · · 2 likes

Good practice run. Drop the hand and you're ready for the real deal

The Dirty Bomb Foundation · · 8 likes

 

The first time I've been happy about this part of my body is just now when I told you to suck my fat man tit, sideways for some reason

. · · 1 like

The smart move is to edit this post and title to "grave please"

 

Then head to the tutorials & guides section and learn the game, also join a faction and ask them about stuff

So close :( · · 1 like

Do $10m bets with each of those tokens and you'll win more than a PI is worth, guaranteed

Xanax overdose ·

Place your thumb upside down on your forehead and rub it down your nose twice every 8 hours, after the fifth or sixth rub your cd should be gone

[Total Networth]: Total Networth Calculation IS INCORRECT (Does not include TRUE ITEM MARKET VALUES) ·

Simple fix: Any trade over $10m MUST go through Ched so he can note the details and manually update the market value accordingly

Petition Rename The Cracking Crime To Something More Appropriate ·

DN aroused my interest, what is that?

Was Torn Better When It Was the Wild West? · · 3 likes

Time doesn't go in that direction bud.

 

Turn everything possible back to 2005 status, including who plays and posts, and it still won't be the same, and it can't ever be the same because all that shit already happened and got reacted to. You're not the same either, and if you did go back to those glory days and act like you think people did back then I bet you'd fit in like a cd in a cassette player

0 days of DP Status - Decision has been made. Read more here.. · · 2 likes

Just the clownery you'd expect from someone who says quitting a game doesn't mean you stop playing it

 

Honk honk

Acceptable Torn City insults? ·

Staff edit: Removed for obscenity

Acceptable Torn City insults? · · 1 like

"Buddy" means something incredibly vile in Norwegian, but I'm not sure that counts

DIRTY BOMB KARMA THREAD · · 1 like

I'm... glad? we didn't end up with any territory in that area when the soon to be radioactive dust settled 

Cerberus - Diamond Rank | OC 2.0 | 3.6M Respect · · 2 likes

Come join, we got a whole bunch of f**king nerds and passionate people looking to grow together and develop methods to grow together better.

 

COME ONNNN!