Lost a bet
Shit the bed
Blamed the Ched
Twicemonkey [2694029] Level 100 Cerberus CER Leadership
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bump
They're shipped in every year just for us
Not if you're doing it so you can actually afford xanax to use for the gains.
Spend 75E to get 250+E, that's such a no-brainer you'd need negative brains to think it's a bad idea
Thanks for the bumps

They're shipped in every year just for us
hi
15:42:37 - 06/07/26 You used 25 energy anonymously attacking -Agent-Smith- and mugged them for $354 (chain #10013) [view]
Mine was... less good
I like that most people in Torn take the game seriously and also know that it is a game played for fun. I like that "it's just a game bro" is a statement that is generally frowned upon, and that we're not all competing to be the least emotionally involved in whatever's going on.
Games are more fun when you care :)
All done except that stupid ring, and probably some uniques I don't care about
Mouth
Good practice run. Drop the hand and you're ready for the real deal

The first time I've been happy about this part of my body is just now when I told you to suck my fat man tit, sideways for some reason
The smart move is to edit this post and title to "grave please"
Then head to the tutorials & guides section and learn the game, also join a faction and ask them about stuff
Do $10m bets with each of those tokens and you'll win more than a PI is worth, guaranteed
Place your thumb upside down on your forehead and rub it down your nose twice every 8 hours, after the fifth or sixth rub your cd should be gone
Simple fix: Any trade over $10m MUST go through Ched so he can note the details and manually update the market value accordingly
DN aroused my interest, what is that?
Time doesn't go in that direction bud.
Turn everything possible back to 2005 status, including who plays and posts, and it still won't be the same, and it can't ever be the same because all that shit already happened and got reacted to. You're not the same either, and if you did go back to those glory days and act like you think people did back then I bet you'd fit in like a cd in a cassette player
Just the clownery you'd expect from someone who says quitting a game doesn't mean you stop playing it
Honk honk
Staff edit: Removed for obscenity
"Buddy" means something incredibly vile in Norwegian, but I'm not sure that counts
I'm... glad? we didn't end up with any territory in that area when the soon to be radioactive dust settled
Come join, we got a whole bunch of f**king nerds and passionate people looking to grow together and develop methods to grow together better.
COME ONNNN!