Dont you feel irritated how exhaustingly slow our character is in the map. I think Speed boost is needed especially for the minigames where the slow speed itself consumes a lot of our time, not to mention the constant torture of our mouse/key/mobile screen.
I know you love kids and I also know that if anyone can make a Christmas merry for a kid it has got to be you(Most definitely not Leslie)! But, what you ask us to do........get drunk or even impersonate such a thing will get us minors into trouble. I am a 14-year-old myself and I certainly can't speak for every 14 year old and their permission but I can hazard a guess that our family and loved ones wouldn't accept us acting drunk. So, in high spirits, I would ask you to please do something for us so that we are not left out. (I'd rather consider you as my Santa than the actual Santa himself)
