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New dedicated player looking for a Sugar Momma · · 11 likes

Dear reader,


After reading some of the forums, watching a few youtube videos and many discussions with my faction mates, I came to the conclusion that in order to gain more in this game is by living in a PI.
Since I do not have the capability of buying one, I am here posting my heart out in order to get a sugar momma that will help me improve.
If you are interested in reaching milestones in a marriage and wish to have a loyal husband, do not hesitate to let me know.

Wish you all a great day ahead and all the luck you need in this game.

Kind regards,
HumbleM

Christmas Baking Competition · · 12 likes

Pizza and Torn, what can go wrong?

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HumbleMagee [2713185]

I wanted to try something else aside the Paper as verification process, I really hope it will be validated, unfortunately the pizza is no longer available at this point so I will not be able to take another picture. ( In the picture you will be able to see that it is my account, days, level, faction )

May the force of the missions be always with you!

Regards,
HM

Recent archived posts

Free gift game! ·

22:09:00 - 29/12/21 You sent 10x Seat Leon Cupra to Andy1067 with the message: Gift game

Sent to both dudes since the 1st one was a mistake.

Wish you a good one
HM

Free gift game! ·

22:04:48 - 29/12/21 You sent 1x Box of Medical Supplies to Stompboxxx with the message: Free gift game!

Christmas Dressup Competition · · 8 likes

Better late than never, I had to make sure my 1yo will not see me like this.
I hope Duke[4] did not send me a Hose's Head just for the fun of it.
All I can say is Merry whatever and wish you all that 2022 will be a better year.

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Warm regards,
HumbleMagee

DAY TWELVE - DUKE'S DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Aside being late for the event, everything feels like it is Christmas. Duke made it Christmas for the past 12 days, too bad i heard about this only a fee days ago and was unable to dump dive each day of those 12 ones. Since i found about it I made more friends while searching into the dumps, one of them is quite a blessing.
All day since i found out, I had permanent cooldown on Drugs and refills, i wanted that X-mass tree so bad.. i had a plan, to get items worth 2B in order to get a full PI and pay for trainings in AN. That is and will remain my goal, to get those in order to start training 24/7 with all the benefits.
CT was another great experience, I tried staying logged in as much as i could, in some days i managed to stay 18hours and the whole week I slept around 3-4 hours a night ( my wife was obviously away with the little one, you all know how it goes at 1yo foe the kid ). This event brought joy when I saw that i have a chance to achieve at least a part of my goal and I am thankful for that.
This Christmas day is one of the most important ones, my 1 year old woke up radiating with happiness when she saw all the boxes warped like that. Even she had quite a few presents the most exciting foe here were the boxes and the things that she could eat.
I hope everyone here will have a great Christmas along their loved ones and family!
In regards to TORN, I hope this Christmas everyone for something that they wished for, I know that Duke and the team made some dreams come true.
Keep it up Duke and wish you and everyone else year as bountiful as the one you have in Torn!

May the force of good fortune be with you all, and most important keep on staying safe!

Best wishes,
HM

Last update : After burning 323 Dump searches I ended up with only one item from Duke :
17:12:04 - 25/12/21 You used 5 energy searching the dump and found a Lottery Voucher dropped by Duke


Trashing Kings top players on my end for today :

hemi [2165616] - 33 items
Eahlron [2680339] - 30 items
ShadyLady [14821] - 29 itmes
Silom [376494] - 27 items
Pinhead [996668] - 24 items
-MaliCious- [249163] - 23 items
Jimmy_Hoffa [95202] - 22 items
Vi1i [1579465] - 22 items

DAY ELEVEN - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Again on Max Drug cooldown, no luck.
It feels bad when all you get is plush, bricks, watches, tissues...
At least I got: " You are now known in the city as a Scavenger. " I am still the wanna be trash king, but with more luck.



The wishes from day 10 are still in place.

"By the power of the gamble Gods invested in us, we shall prevail once and for all!

Fellas do not stop believing in the power of the good ol mighty luck.
May the force of the Duke be with you all!

The odds will be in your favor, keep on running down that E for the best things that Duke has to offer!"

Best wishes,
[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]HumbleMagee[/background][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)] [/background][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)][2713185][/background]

What u want for Christmas ·

I am on perma drug cooldown in order to go search into the dump with hope in my heart that I will find something worth at least a billion.
I do want a Max PI and doing my best to get everything I can from this event.
Doing dump is not fun since i am finding items from players that left thorn 3 years ago ...
May the force of the RNG be with you all!

Merry X-Mass to all,
HM

DAY TEN - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY · · 2 likes

That time when you are the wannabe King of the dump being permanently high on Xanax and you only find bricks and watches.
That s the moment when you realize that the PI dream will have to wait until you embrace the fact that you should not waste all your money on casinos and all Xanax and refills on dumps.
But who cares about that, the thrill is needed the Christmas Tree '05 will be yours, you just need to try harder, be the king for one day, live in a max PI the next.
By the power of the gamble Gods invested in us, we shall prevail once and for all!

Fellas do not stop believing in the power of the good ol mighty luck.
May the force of the Duke be with you all!

The odds will be in your favor, keep on running down that E for the best things that Duke has to offer!

Best wishes,
HM

Trashing items Kings from the first run today are as follows:

LOVE_ [2136088] 17 items
BigJmillz BigJMillz [1802206] 17 items
UDS [211298] 15 itmes
hell10 [1428748]14 items
hemi [2165616] 13 items
Legit_seller [2039819] 10 items

PM : May you have more luck than this bastard
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Christmas Baking Competition · · 12 likes

Pizza and Torn, what can go wrong?

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HumbleMagee [2713185]

I wanted to try something else aside the Paper as verification process, I really hope it will be validated, unfortunately the pizza is no longer available at this point so I will not be able to take another picture. ( In the picture you will be able to see that it is my account, days, level, faction )

May the force of the missions be always with you!

Regards,
HM

Mobmob's Reviving Service · · 1 like

He's the best! Big UP for the Big Man!

Kindly contact him when you or your mates are Raided or in a War.
If he s online, he'll get you all out!!

Cheers Big fella!

Christmas Lucky Dip Story ·

Cake

DoA looking for good recruits! ·

Bump

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I wish I could join, but I am too low for this :

Manual labor: 122
Intelligence: 1,959
Endurance: 3,010

Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Buying 10 trains at 250k each, 30 days period

[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Manual labor:[/background][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)] 122
[/background][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Intelligence:[/background][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)] 1,959
Endurance: 3,010

[/background][background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]I would pay more if I would afford it
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7* Adult Novelties HIRING ·

Hi there, i m quite active, i also have a job but for whatever reason i am getting trained once and while few of them get 5-7 trains. That is the reason i m looking for a new job. Currently i am flying and i m unable to apply on the link.

New dedicated player looking for a Sugar Momma ·

Hi Absinthian,

Fair point, at this point I m struggling to close the post :(

New dedicated player looking for a Sugar Momma ·

Well, there is much hate on my post, i m at 12 dislikes :(

New dedicated player looking for a Sugar Momma ·

Hi Rock,

If you saw a post similar to this, please direct me to it, I hope the poor man did not make the same mistake to put in in the wrong place.

Best of luck mate!

New dedicated player looking for a Sugar Momma ·

That's encouraging, lol

New dedicated player looking for a Sugar Momma ·

I will ping you after the 1st month ends, let s hope for the best :)
We might even become friends around here if you want.
Wish you all the best!

HM

New dedicated player looking for a Sugar Momma ·

Hi there, I can see that most of the people do not really like me, I hope they can let this slide since I am new here.

Wish you all the best !!

HM