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Mike's Gifts For New Players · · 55 likes

After Being inspired by MundusMercator and his post linked here

TLDR: Players 365 days and younger should post something funny to have a chance at receiving a gift worth 1m+

I decided to start giving back to the community, specifically new players, who could benefit from having a little boost in their net worth.
So, if you are 365 days old or younger, post something here and I will randomly choose players daily to give gifts worth one million or more. (Might not be daily depending on how much time I have)

Post something funny for more chances :)
No Limit to how much you can post, if you catch my eye, I'll prob give you a gift.

Hopefully, everyone gets a gift :) I love helping others.

Note: If I'm lazy, I might just send you cash lol
Note: You can receive gifts multiple times, just don't spam posts, please. Thank you!

There is no need to add me as a friend or upvote, but both are very appreciated!

Thanks for Reading!
Mikey3108

Other Charities!:
MundusMercator
QueenCarnivore
Gift Logs:
19:17:34 - 28/12/23 You sent a Parcel to Salfatore with the message: Here ya go, love the gif
23:23:43 - 28/12/23 You sent a Parcel to Owlcatisback with the message: Courtesy of Mike's Philanthropic Trust Foundation
23:21:28 - 28/12/23 You sent a Parcel to NRD2nd with the message: Courtesy of Mike's Philanthropic Trust Foundation
13:05:54 - 29/12/23 You sent $1,000,000 to Abeloec with the message: So real, clothing as an adult is amazing
13:08:54 - 29/12/23 You sent $1,000,000 to 7tu with the message: RIP
16:35:01 - 29/12/23 You sent $1,000,000 to BobTheJob with the message: Good Limerick!
16:45:36 - 29/12/23 You sent a Can of Red Cow to OsakaSmokinWeed with the message: Welcome to the community
16:44:58 - 29/12/23 You sent a Can of Santa Shooters to LoopsyLou with the message: good joke
17:01:34 - 29/12/23 You sent a Can of Red Cow to LordTipu with the message: funny gif
02:59:12 - 30/12/23 You sent $1,000,000 to DirtyHooker1978 with the message: interesting joke
23:45:54 - 02/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to LnMd with the message: Here's some starter money, Good Luck!
23:46:52 - 02/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to Nepharious with the message: Good Luck!
23:48:08 - 02/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to SagameSagel with the message: Interesting Joke. Good Luck!
23:55:46 - 02/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to Quackor with the message: Nice image lol
23:56:03 - 02/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to QGH0ST with the message: happy new year!
00:00:57 - 03/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to Aramis_ with the message: 353 days. Cutting it close lol. Here ya go!
00:06:12 - 03/01/24 You sent a Parcel to SmidgeOfPie with the message: Coal and other stuff :)
00:08:19 - 03/01/24 You sent a Box of Grenades to QGH0ST with the message: BOOM
00:08:49 - 03/01/24 You sent 15x Bag of Chocolate Truffles to Kaliss with the message: Good joke
00:11:16 - 03/01/24 You sent 2x Can of Damp Valley to CZAR_ with the message: New's year eve on january second? Interesting LOL
00:30:09 - 05/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to LordVonChimp with the message: Hm
00:29:32 - 05/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to MacknMe with the message: Nice Joke
00:29:14 - 05/01/24 You sent $1,000,000 to Tesorohikari with the message: Nice Joke

Mike's Mystery Treasure Chests · · 15 likes

Welcome to Mike's Mystery Treasure Chests!(Closed for now)
We are a New Mystery Box Service!
You Choose Your Destiny, So Claim Your Treasure!

TLDR: Send money/items and let me know how many of each tier you want and whether you want to roll or choose numbers from the remaining stock.

New Update(12/25/23): No More Repeat Items! If Your box has repeat items, let me know and I will refund you or a free box of the tier you bought!

New Update(12/29/23): Profits will be going to my new charity for new players that opened up yesterday lol. It is linked here. I like to give back, and everyone buying mystery boxes is helping me do that, whether you make a profit or not, so thank you!

New Update(1/4/23): Season One of the Chests has ended! I plan on taking a break from torn, so shop will be closed for the time-being. I will revamp the business when I get back, which may not be for some time so ye.

Inventory (Frequently Updated):
1m-44/60-In Stock

2.5m(Sold OUT)

5m-24/60-In Stock

Note: Each Tier Has a ten-chest limit daily.

Price Tiers:

Tier One Treasure Chests (Wrapped in Generic Paper)(1m): Ten Randomly Selected Items with a maximum value of 5M per single item.

Tier Two Treasure Chests (Wrapped in Birthday Paper)(2.5m): Ten Randomly Selected Items with a maximum value of 10M per single item.

Tier Three Treasure Chests (Wrapped in Christmas Paper)(5m): Ten Randomly Selected Items with a maximum value of 15M per single item.

What Payment Methods Do I accept?

I accept cash, plushies, flowers, Xanax, and EDVDS. (If the gap between item value and box price is over 100k, I'll compensate)

Current Leaderboard (Updated Frequently):
Top Five In Money Spent Get Free Boxes!
Google Sheet-(Everyone is a viewer):


Top Prizes Currently(Frequently Updated):

Tier one: Gift Card, EDVD, EDrinks, Alcohol, Xan, Etc.

Tier two: N/A

Tier three: Ganesha Sculpture(12m+)Book Of Carols(10m+), BCT, Drug Packs, EDVDs, Alcohol, E-Drinks, etc.

FAQ:

Q: What are the chances of profit?

A: It depends on how many boxes are left and how many of the winners have been won, but I try to keep it around 20-25%.

Q: How do I purchase?

A: Send Your Items/Cash directly and include a message that has the following requirements:
1. Amount of boxes and which tiers they are.
2. Whether you want to choose or roll.

Note: Please include whether you want me to roll numbers or you choose. Also, I cannot send parcels in trade, so it will no longer be an option, Thanks!

Q: Why Should I Trust You?

A: Well, you can never trust anyone. But I promise to be fair and trustworthy and not compromise the integrity of this business for profit. If there are any problems with my service, please let me know, and I will work to fix it ASAP.

Q: How Do I contact you?

A: Send a Chat or DM on Discord.

Note: Feel Free To contact me on Discord for quicker service, I am usually more active, specifically in the TCP server, where I use the bot to roll die! Username: Mikey3108#4454, Send me a friend request in disc, and then let me know through a message on torn.

Enjoy your Treasure!

Feedback and Suggestions:
Feel Free to send me suggestions and feedback on how I can improve this service and what prizes you would like to see!

Stay Tuned for Updates and Special Offers!

One Year or younger? Check out my Forums for Gifts for New Players!

Thank you for reading. Come back Soon!
-Mikey3108

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

59.1 man, 27.7 int, 61.2 end
10 EE
10 Addiction Mitigation
Active Daily. 
Looking for the best paying job daily

Mike's Gifts For New Players · · 3 likes

funny, love it

Mike's Gifts For New Players · · 3 likes

Thanks for stopping by!

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Lets do this

[ CLOSED ] Wheel Of Inventory $$$ Giveaway ·

14:22:32 - 26/06/26 You sent $1,000 to NameRemoved with the message: Wheel Spin
bless me lady luck

Friends buying Xanax @837k and top price for other items · · 1 like

GOAT trader

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

59.1 man, 27.7 int, 61.2 end
10 EE
10 Addiction Mitigation
Active Daily. 
Looking for the best paying job daily

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

58.8k man. 
26.3k INT
60.7k END

10EE
10 Addiction mitigation. 

Looking for a 10* Music Store to help me unlock all the gyms

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

Uh
Looking for a faction with really good perks. 

57 nerve. 
Online daily. 
Can be active for anything. 
Can join disc, yata, etc. 
2.5 mil battle stats. 
Has a PI. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a 10* AN or another good job. 

58,810 Man
24,715 Int
60,015 End

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for a 10* AN.

Man: 57k, 23.4k Int 56k END. 10EE Merit
Active daily and little addiction. Always willing to help 

Friends buying Xanax @837k and top price for other items · · 1 like

Love it! best prices i believe!

Pirate's Loot- BUYING||SELLING RW CACHES ·

fast, prices stay the same. doesn't cheat ya!

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 1 like

Looking for a 1m+ faction. 

 

Nerve: 50 (52 with merits) 

 

Battle stats: ~300k for each

 

Active daily. Honestly I am a really good faction member who is willing to be committed, help out, etc. Pretty active. Just wish I could have better perks. (Will leave current faction if a good offer arises.) 

 

My goal is to buy a good pi with my spouse, trying to make money rn. Want to make money from RWs!

 

Thanks!

Hope to hear from anyone soon!

 

 

10* AN recruiting now · · 1 like

Hello, 

 

Manual Labor: 53,577 Intelligence: 21,666 Endurance: 48,782

 

Total: 124.25k

 

Looking for work at an AN (preferably 9 or 10*) 

 

Thanks! I just finished getting revive ability from my medical job so ye. 

 

I have 9 EE merits. 

10* AN HIRING ·

Hey, 

Manual Labor: 53,577 Intelligence: 21,666 Endurance: 48,782

 

Total: 124.25k

 

Looking for work at an AN (preferably 9 or 10*) 

 

Thanks! I just finished getting revive ability from my medical job so ye. 

 

I have 9 EE merits. 

10* AN - No Tax - Long term ·

I am down to join please. 

 

Manual Labor: 53,577 Intelligence: 21,666 Endurance: 48,782

 

Total: 124.25k

 

Looking for work at an AN (preferably 9 or 10*) 

 

Thanks! I just finished getting revive ability from my medical job so ye. 

 

I have 9 EE merits. 

10* AN Hiring|NO TAX|FREE EDVDS 40K in MAN/END · · 1 like

I have 9 EE merits. 

 

Manual Labor: 53,577 Intelligence: 21,666 Endurance: 48,782

 

Total: 124.25k

 

Looking for work at an AN (preferably 9 or 10*) 

 

Thanks! I just finished getting revive ability from my medical job so ye. 

 

I have 9 EE merits. 

10* AN Hiring|NO TAX|FREE EDVDS 40K in MAN/END ·

YO CAN I JOIN THIS? Im so down

10* AN not hiring - no eDVD tax · · 1 like

Yo is this still avaliable? im so down to join. 

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

Manual Labor: 53,577 Intelligence: 21,666 Endurance: 48,782

 

Total: 124.25k

 

Looking for work at an AN (preferably 9 or 10*) 

 

Thanks! I just finished getting revive ability from my medical job so ye. 

 

I have 9 EE merits. 

DAY FOUR - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Here's some jokes for you!

 

What did the level 1 player say when he entered the casino for the first time?
This must be where they train people to stay broke.

 

Why did the TornCity player go to rehab?
"It’s cheaper than my casino addiction!"

 

What do TornCity players call their bank savings?
"Just a temporary loan for the faction wars."

 

Why don’t TornCity players trust each other at the gym?
Because everyone’s just there to bench more than they owe.

 

Hope you laugh! HO HO HO!

KANGEL Trade Service [ Trusted Fast Noice ] · · 1 like

Nice rates!