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uying CANS, Supply Packs, Xanax - Easy Pricing · · 21 likes

Energy Drinks :-


5e Cans - $600,000
10e Cans - $1,250,000
15e Cans - $1,700,000
20e Cans - $2,100,000
25e Cans - $2,700,000
30e Cans - $3,900,000

Supply Packs :-

Box of Grenades - $1,000,000
Lottery Voucher - $1,000,000
Six Pack of Alcohol - $1,300,000
Drug Pack - $4,000,000
Six Pack of Energy Drinks - $16,500,000

Xanax - $830,000



Set Trade :)






Selling the cheapest 99k Happy Jumps! · · 15 likes

Massive battle stat gains coming your way!




[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Selling max happiness for the least price in Torn!


Benefits:-

1) Massive stat gains (especially for people who have any battle stat under 800k)

2) Gives you the ecstatic merit (Achieve the maximum of 99,999 happiness)



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Requirements:-

1) Xanax (4) - To stack to 1000 energy as you do during a normal happy jump (Optional)

2) Poison Mistletoes (2) - Which you will use on me while I have 99k happiness (using both will give you about 44k happiness)

3) Erotic DVDs (1-3 depending upon your property's happiness, I'll let you know) - Which you will take to get yourself over 50k happiness

4) Ecstasy (1) - Jump! Jump! Jump! (Doubles your happiness)



Please note:-

1) If I overdose - Full refund + 1m as an apology

2) If you overdose - No refund

3) To book a slot with me - Advance payment required = 4 Edvds

4) Remaining payment required on the day of the jump (but before the jump) = 4 Edvds

5) We will be happy jumping in a chain of 2-3 people, so I may ask someone to steal your happiness when you're done training

6) Future bookings are subject to slight postponements which you will be informed about in advance


*PM me if you have any further queries*



Available Slots:- (All booked)


6th Feb - DevilsWar / Madazenus
9th Feb - Nokian / Gtblaze
12th Feb - Monarchy / Lt7046
15th Feb - TheComfyOne / AgressivePanda

[Sold] 20% Motivation Crowbar · · 9 likes

Auctioning off this weapon - Duration 72hrs from first bid - Increments in multiples of 50M
Pm/Mail me your offers

Current Offer - Sold

Buyout - Sold

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ENDS - 08/08/2022 15:30 TCT

(Any bid in the last 30 mins extends the auction by 30 mins)

[30 MINS] 51% Weaken 18% Stun RED Benelli · · 6 likes

51% Weaken & 18% Stun (6 Hrs to go in Auction House)

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Selling 99k Happy (~$30m) · · 6 likes

Selling 99k happy for a cost of 9 edvds

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Selling

71k - 72k faction
20 member cap, 100 chain, all armories except temp, booster. Lab not unlocked.

20k/respect

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  • Manual labor 19,523
  • Intelligence 24,818
  • Endurance 53,112
  • Total 97,453
Looking for a candle shop. Higher stars shall be preferred of course (7* +). Thank you :)

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Selling

71k - 72k faction
20 member cap, 100 chain, all armories except temp, booster. Lab not unlocked.

20k per respect

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

still looking

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Selling

71k - 72k faction
20 member cap, 100 chain, all armories except temp, booster. Lab not unlocked.

1.5b

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 19,523
  • Intelligence 24,818
  • Endurance 53,112
  • Total 97,453
Looking for a candle shop. Higher stars shall be preferred of course (7* at least). Thank you :)

Faction Selling / Buying ·

still selling

Faction Selling / Buying ·

still selling

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Selling

71k - 72k faction
20 member cap, 100 chain, all armories except temp, booster. Lab not unlocked.

1.5b

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 19,523
  • Intelligence 24,818
  • Endurance 53,112
  • Total 97,453
Looking for a candle shop. Higher stars shall be preferred of course (7* at least). Thank you :)

26% Specialist ArmaLite in AH ·

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26% Specialist ArmaLite in AH ·

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

+

Faction Selling / Buying ·

+

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

  • Manual labor 19,523
  • Intelligence 24,818
  • Endurance 53,112
  • Total 97,453
Looking for a candle shop. Higher stars shall be preferred of course (7* at least). Thank you :)

Faction Selling / Buying ·

Selling

71k - 72k faction
20 member cap, 100 chain, all armories except temp, booster. Lab not unlocked.

1.5b