I want to start a biochemical lab in Torn. I will store the bioweapons produced in a warehouse in foriegn territory. The contract to store weaponized toxins will of course go to lowest bidder. When bid comes due I will use a single marine to transport assests through common airports . Of course being curious the marine will open the football to see what she or he is carrying. Which will result in contamination from a leaky hermetic seal. I will then rule the world by selling a cure after the populace of Torn has grown weary from getting jabs every six months. I will use the money to create enough unrest that people will pay anything to get back to normalcy. Thus becoming the most powerful person. The money will be used to roll out brand new phones touting faster more reliable speeds but in fact will have cameras that cant be turned off so I can best track the distribution and unrest. I will hire social economic groups to spread controled unrest. I will use the money to purchase media outlets, so I can control a fear campain targeting the weak and less educated. Please give me the money. I want more than just fricking dolphins with lasers..
I went over to a friend's house, he had some interesting trees that we trimmed. As we were watching a movie on Netflix , he asked if I was hungry? Yes for some reason I was famished... So thinking we would order a pizza .. he went into kitchen rattled some pans and I heard him pre-heat oven. He came back in and smiled and said he had some really good pie to eat.. I looked at him sideways, and Archer came into my head - phrasing.. i let it go because he didnt hear what he said. oven beeped.. up he went and put it in oven.. he returned to couch and flicked the lighter for another round.. after about 20 minutes the oven beeped.. he exclaimed "it's done" thinking I would be a nice guest, I started to get up and head to kitchen to help. He looked at me with dead eyes and said,"This is the worst part" .... he proceeded to open door and he reached into oven and without oven mits pulled the whole rack out, bare handed. Set it abruptly on counter. He smiled. I suddenly had a call on my cell phone and I picked up a papa john on the way home..
"The first time someone calls you a horse you punch him on the nose, the second time someone calls you a horse you call him a jerk but the third time someone calls you a horse, well then perhaps it's time to go shopping for a saddle."