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DocWolf saved me, it was the shortest notice, 2 mins before my mission timer ran out, allowing me to complete the mission

23:50:09 - 15/12/25 You completed the Duke contract 'Tree Huggers' (Expert) and received $256,000 and 136 mission credits

F*ck you might be right it’s still casting with over 2hrs left! 
God I panicked knowing how expensive they are and couldn’t cast my third! Duh stupid moment! I’ll check back in a few hours you legend! 

I am just really baffled by it all. I get that he’s trying to claw a way to slow inflation with the item market fees, but what it actually does is really piss me off and leave me angry.
I begrudge the fees EVERY time I sell something there. It isn’t an enjoyable experience. And by forcing people to the item market it’s KILLED bazaars.

The game shouldn’t rely on third party scripts, it’s just terrible dev choices. 

Credit where due, the item market overhaul (minus the fees) was a great improvement and was more or less what I imagined when we were told the item market and bizarres were getting an overhaul.

Most members want a bizarre directory pretty much identical to the item market, WITHOUT fees. Which is why we bought the bazaar in the first place. - it was sold as a fee free alternative for traders.

As a newbie it took a long time to save up and felt like a worthwhile achievement. That work and achievement feels wasted now. Why would you want your players feeling like they wasted their time and money. Why would you want them upset every time they want to use what was a core feature. 

I just got hold of some very expensive sand. I’d read it was NOT consumable. 
I just made my first ATM key, success all throughout.

I went to make a second, I cast the key with the sand, success. Went to do a third one, no sand. 
I didn’t fail a single check point, there’s nothing in the logs to say I used the sand. There was nothing in the flavour text to say it was used up. Can someone explain to me what happened?

Those sands are incredibly expensive! 

I’ve been seeing a lot of complaints about OC2 payouts, specifically about how long each member spends in a crime vs their payout. 
They don’t feel it’s fair to spend 6 days in a crime and someone on the last day joins and spends 1 day and gets paid the same. Rather than complicate payouts, could we implement a few percent success chance increase per day enlisted in the OC, that way there is a benefit to being the first member, as well as a fair one for every other member joining. It would also mean any of the old master PA types who already have the highest CE etc can just come and go, they earned their equal pay, they don’t need the added success chance as they carry the team anyway and they’re available for more crimes to support, and the others have more chance of success for spending more time planning. Everyone wins, but I know balancing may need tweaking. 

Has anyone noticed how crap spawning break the bank has been recently? Kinda miss how simple PA use to be, letting us choose what crime to do would be so nice. None of the unnecessary scope stuff.

Is there a table anywhere of most profitable targets vs lowest N, or more simply, most $ per N 

It would be good to target only the best for the day and spread N across other crimes that have a few profitable outcomes per day

16:05:11 - 25/12/25 You sent a Christmas Present to Flegrea with the message: Merry Christmas 🎅

Still nothing my end, anyone else still gone wothout? - I’ll send you something! 

Placeholder till I figure out how to host an image from the UK 🤣

14:13:06 - 23/12/25 You placed 1x $69,000 bounties on BuzzLightBeer for a cost of $103,500 : I cum in pies

DocWolf saved me, it was the shortest notice, 2 mins before my mission timer ran out, allowing me to complete the mission

23:50:09 - 15/12/25 You completed the Duke contract 'Tree Huggers' (Expert) and received $256,000 and 136 mission credits

One at the start, one at the end. It happens. 

All that needs to be in place to remove the tedium is to put a cooldown on the loaning of them, 24 hours between loans, that way it’s a relatively safe way for that trade to take place, it can be allocated on rotation, no tedium. Longer loans possible but still a cool down once retrieved. I’m no coder, I don’t know if this is possible in the game but it only makes sense for a valid point made, it would be tedious if it was changing hands that many times 

Edit: Beaten to the point by Andyman lol

I am just really baffled by it all. I get that he’s trying to claw a way to slow inflation with the item market fees, but what it actually does is really piss me off and leave me angry.
I begrudge the fees EVERY time I sell something there. It isn’t an enjoyable experience. And by forcing people to the item market it’s KILLED bazaars.

The game shouldn’t rely on third party scripts, it’s just terrible dev choices. 

Credit where due, the item market overhaul (minus the fees) was a great improvement and was more or less what I imagined when we were told the item market and bizarres were getting an overhaul.

Most members want a bizarre directory pretty much identical to the item market, WITHOUT fees. Which is why we bought the bazaar in the first place. - it was sold as a fee free alternative for traders.

As a newbie it took a long time to save up and felt like a worthwhile achievement. That work and achievement feels wasted now. Why would you want your players feeling like they wasted their time and money. Why would you want them upset every time they want to use what was a core feature. 

Damn you guys are just on a totally different tax bracket! I’ve never even seen that much money at one time let alone from a single mug! 

Rookie numbers 

21:39:11 - 11/07/23 KJMTurbo changed your Victores Cruenti money balance from $0 to $9,999,999,999,999

I’m just salty I missed it and can’t get the merit, same with torn of the dead! I love a bit of zombie action! 

If you didn’t want to read that why did you make it an option…

TL DR

“I’ve ruined my reputation, so I’m going to start a new account and transfer the money there.”

We know, you’re following the motions of the playbook, you’re not smart and you’re not the first. You will be caught. Your account will be put in federal jail. 

£149.24 in the last 3 years XD

No, I’m Spartacus! 

Trying to enroll, I used the discord bot and got confirmation but I had the wrong #associated to my discord name. I’ve updated to my Torn ID but wanted to confirm my registration is correct

KJMTurbo - 2733957

How about smuggling, you can do a quick one and carry a small amount on your person, similar as before, but perhaps have the option to fly abroad, organise a container ship to send a huge bulk load, but like bank interest it takes a month to ship your container over with your smuggled contraband. Risk is you’re travelling with 100’s of millions and potentially mugged, up side is in a month you have a huge shipment of 100’s of Xanax at a profitable amount to make it worth the passive wait while you carry on flying and living in torn etc. 

Maybe you need to unlock certain crimes, or a new stock in a shipping company and you can unlock a benefit block that allows a container per block, but you need to be aboard to buy and smuggle it into the container so it’s interactive. 

It’s an update, it’s a positive in the right direction. It might not be how many of us would do it, but it’s new. Give it a chance. It’s all still in beta anyway: