EDIT: THIS IS A PART OF THE LARGER 99K HJ NETWORK HOSTED BY FERMION. ALL MY PRICES AND RULES ARE THE ONES FOUND IN THE POST HERE: https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=10&t=16255517&b=0&a=0
PLEASE NOTE: FIRST TIME JUMPERS DO HAVE A SPECIAL FEE. SEE THE POST LINKED ABOVE FOR MORE INFO.
What is a 99K happy jump and how does it work?
As the name suggests, a 99k happy jump involves getting up to 99K happy. This usually incurs a significant cost on the user as getting to 99k happy (using ecstasy) is extremely expensive, and usually impossible without the right combination of perks and drugs.I make that far easier. How a 99k happy jump works is I boost up to 99k happy and the buyer steals happiness from me using 2 POISON MISTLETOE (DO NOT FALL FOR A SCAM AND BUY NORMAL MISTLETOE), takes 1-2 EDVD (depending on their base happy) to get to 50k happiness and then uses an ecstasy. They then train and do whatever they need to do. 99k HJs are done in groups of 5-6, and after one person steals happiness from the seller, trains and does what they need to do, the person after them steals happiness for them and restarts the cycle.
Benefits of a 99K happy jump compared to a regular HJ:
-Compared to a regular HJ jump that uses 5 EDVDs, 4 xanax, 1 ecstacy and 1 energy refill (25 points), 99k HJs gives around 4-4.5x the results.
-A 99K HJ costs about twice a normal HJ, So, You'd be getting about 2 times the value per dollar you spend on a HJ.
What I charge as a fee (ON THE DAY OF 5/9/2022):
Staying in a 10* AN and a faction with the appropriate perks is expensive, as is the process of getting to 99K happy. Due to this, I charge a fee of 6 EDVDs per person. 3 is paid before as insurance (as to make sure they do not back out later as the cost to jump is extremely high) and 3 after.
Faction leaders looking to set up contracts so that I jump exclusively with their faction for a month (1-2x per week, depending on the contract) should contact me directly through private messages.
NOTE: In the case of an OD, I do keep the initial 3 EDVD paid but the 3 EDVD that is to be paid after is not paid. If I OD while getting to 99K and thus no one can jump, I refund full amount to everyone.
COST BREAKDOWN (AS OF 5/9/2022):
Note: Due to museum day being near here, I've standardized the point cost to $46K
Regular HJ:
5 EDVDs
4 Xanax
25 points (refill)
1 ecstasy
-------------------------
$23,092,000
99K HJ:
7-8 EDVDs (fee + extra EDVDs required to get to 50k hapiness)
4 Xanax
25 points (refill)
1 ecstasy
2 poison mistletoe
-----------------------------
$51,492,000
51,492,000/23,092,000 = 2.23, so 99K jumps are 2.23 times more expensive.
They provide around 4.25 times the results. (average of the range of 4.0-4.5).
More results per dollar: 4.25 / 2.23 = 1.91x more results per dollar.
HOW TO JOIN:
As mentioned above, faction leaders need to privately message me so we can work out the contract.
pm me if you’re interested in 9k hjing!
FEEDBACK:
Please do comment if you are satisfied with this service and do up vote this post.
PLEASE NOTE: FIRST TIME JUMPERS DO HAVE A SPECIAL FEE. SEE THE POST LINKED ABOVE FOR MORE INFO.
What is a 99K happy jump and how does it work?
As the name suggests, a 99k happy jump involves getting up to 99K happy. This usually incurs a significant cost on the user as getting to 99k happy (using ecstasy) is extremely expensive, and usually impossible without the right combination of perks and drugs.I make that far easier. How a 99k happy jump works is I boost up to 99k happy and the buyer steals happiness from me using 2 POISON MISTLETOE (DO NOT FALL FOR A SCAM AND BUY NORMAL MISTLETOE), takes 1-2 EDVD (depending on their base happy) to get to 50k happiness and then uses an ecstasy. They then train and do whatever they need to do. 99k HJs are done in groups of 5-6, and after one person steals happiness from the seller, trains and does what they need to do, the person after them steals happiness for them and restarts the cycle.
Benefits of a 99K happy jump compared to a regular HJ:
-Compared to a regular HJ jump that uses 5 EDVDs, 4 xanax, 1 ecstacy and 1 energy refill (25 points), 99k HJs gives around 4-4.5x the results.
-A 99K HJ costs about twice a normal HJ, So, You'd be getting about 2 times the value per dollar you spend on a HJ.
What I charge as a fee (ON THE DAY OF 5/9/2022):
Staying in a 10* AN and a faction with the appropriate perks is expensive, as is the process of getting to 99K happy. Due to this, I charge a fee of 6 EDVDs per person. 3 is paid before as insurance (as to make sure they do not back out later as the cost to jump is extremely high) and 3 after.
Faction leaders looking to set up contracts so that I jump exclusively with their faction for a month (1-2x per week, depending on the contract) should contact me directly through private messages.
NOTE: In the case of an OD, I do keep the initial 3 EDVD paid but the 3 EDVD that is to be paid after is not paid. If I OD while getting to 99K and thus no one can jump, I refund full amount to everyone.
COST BREAKDOWN (AS OF 5/9/2022):
Note: Due to museum day being near here, I've standardized the point cost to $46K
Regular HJ:
5 EDVDs
4 Xanax
25 points (refill)
1 ecstasy
-------------------------
$23,092,000
99K HJ:
7-8 EDVDs (fee + extra EDVDs required to get to 50k hapiness)
4 Xanax
25 points (refill)
1 ecstasy
2 poison mistletoe
-----------------------------
$51,492,000
51,492,000/23,092,000 = 2.23, so 99K jumps are 2.23 times more expensive.
They provide around 4.25 times the results. (average of the range of 4.0-4.5).
More results per dollar: 4.25 / 2.23 = 1.91x more results per dollar.
HOW TO JOIN:
As mentioned above, faction leaders need to privately message me so we can work out the contract.
pm me if you’re interested in 9k hjing!
FEEDBACK:
Please do comment if you are satisfied with this service and do up vote this post.