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Butterfly Effect · · 19 likes

Chingadera, I respect your defense of double negatives. He's f**king dumb.

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I'm a pedantic English snob. Also I just wanted to laugh at the fact that being a dumb retard was thought of as a double negative

GnM got SCAMMED ... 11.6b down the drain · · 18 likes

No one. Not a single person asked for my opinion. But you know what? Nobody asked for yours either. At least now I can see why they didn't ask for yours.

ISO Stock Market Fee Subtractor · · 0 likes

I’m not tech literate enough to even begin a project like this, but I wonder if there’s an already established way out there to automatically subtract the .1% selling fee in the current profit projection on the stock market. I’m trying to have a better time day trading so seeing the REAL profit would be so helpful. If there’s a way out there, please let me know!!

Recent archived posts

Nimue's Parlor - Oddities & Curiosities · · 1 like

Easy trade! 100% recommend, even bought my clothes caches

Sharmie's Wares Rating · · 1 like

Easy trade! 100% recommend, even bought my clothes caches

Plot Twist Trading · · 1 like

Bought plushies at fair rate. Smooth transac

If you had no Investment in Butterfly Net · · 2 likes

Oh hey my pfp is slightly relevant
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Butterfly Effect · · 5 likes

Lmao perfect. Glad you're getting the most out of that Kinemaster free trial if it means we keep getting bangers like this

Butterfly Effect · · 19 likes

Chingadera, I respect your defense of double negatives. He's f**king dumb.

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I'm a pedantic English snob. Also I just wanted to laugh at the fact that being a dumb retard was thought of as a double negative

[T & AD] Now Schmooples! Trading DIPLOMA · · 1 like

easy trade, would recommend

BUYING -LINDI IS BUYING EVERYTHING- BUYING · · 1 like

easy, quick, fast, didn't feel like I was gonna get mugged. would recommend

Butterfly Effect · · 17 likes

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at least we're back on topic that SOMEONE'S gonna get beat up

Securop's Xanax/Ecstasy Overdose Insurance ·

Bump

Incomplete Compendium of Coverton's Quirky Quips · · 1 like

"You won't regret it, unless you do."

Open discussion and questions for Chedburn ·

TL;DR some dude is extremely salty about being AB+

And honestly, fair enough. I'd be salty af too if I didn't have as easy an access to self-hosp. Didn't even realize it wasn't possible for you guys. Sucks to be you but that's the game, you win some you lose some.

Seems kind of shitty to prefer "no one had it than everyone" though. It's called adversity. You overcome it and do well despite it. Others don't have to go through what you're going through, and that's what makes all our game experiences different. I realize this forum post is for Ched, but you did open it up to the rest of the community. It's not a negative impact that you can't use blood bags to self-hosp, it's no impact, as in you can't use them so just forget about them. It seems bitchy, frankly, to say that 97% of the player base that can use a very specific and niche game mechanic shouldn't be allowed to use it because 3% never can. That's how it was designed bro.

Have you ever tried to recruit people to Torn? · · 3 likes

I brought my boyfriend into Torn, and he's slowly setting his pace and I'm so proud of him.

I know he likes to keep his money on hand for some bizarre reason though, so I stealth mugged him today to try and teach him a lesson. Obviously I returned the money to him with a tip and a note saying "stop leaving money in your wallet."

Then he sends me a chat saying, "how did you know I was mugged??" Lol

What the Hell is going on Ched ??? · · 1 like

I'm more offended that unmarried women are called leftovers rather than the allusion that they should not be taken home to get heated up.
I love taking leftovers home to heat them up, and I aint talking bout dinner.

GnM got SCAMMED ... 11.6b down the drain ·

Let's call em vaultmuggers

Please stop calling medical cooldown McDonald's · · 1 like

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Who felt the need to report this, I just want to talk. Preferably with you in a straight jacket.

Rifty and the Iron Fist - vigilantes or scammers · · 3 likes

"2.4b was invested, Bogie said its perfectly legal to give the funds back to the appropriate party, and so far no evidence has been shown that it was given back... thus, scam."

Ding ding ding ding!!!

Homelessness in Torn ·

It's like villains teaming up to beat the heroes. Yes it's very cool and epic for our societal outcasts to form their own team, but at the end of the day they're still scumbags shunned from society for a reason. Their team is still doomed to fail, but wowee is it fun when _______ teams up with ______ to defeat ______.

Hermaeus, Mikka and Hat · · 15 likes

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16271309&b=0&a=0

The new thread about these losers begging to be let into factions. Makes me f**king belly laugh thinking that they wrote such a polite letter to be let into what people consider their in-game family, what assholes.

Edit: [background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Mikka disliked your post[/background]
You're a loser too, Mikka. Why don't you milka my balls

Hat disliked your post
Getting the whole collection. Better chances than easter egg hunting. Keep it up, boys.


Homelessness in Torn · · 17 likes

Hat, you're f**king crazy for this one. As hilarious as this is, yall have made yourselves untouchable pariahs and no one wants you. If anybody does want any of you, there are dedicated people willing to make that choice a regrettable one.

Restart. Your notoriety is not a good thing, especially when you telegraph to the public that what you want is the community your notoriety expressly spat on. Read: get f**ked loser, lol, you're done