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DAY TWELVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Merry first Torn Christmas to TipsyPromises! Hope it's been a good one

Thanksgiving / Black Friday Giveaway! ·

I'm thankful for my faction! Bunch of Delightful Assholes!

DAY NINE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY ·

Why did the criminal move to Torn City?
Because it was the only place where their rap sheet was considered a resume!

Best Crime Flavor Text · · 12 likes

You search the benches on Platform 2 and find a plastic shopping bag.
It contains a reporter’s notebook, two chewed ballpoint pens, and a small roll of bills. Opening the notebook, someone has scrawled the words "Just make shit up" on the first page.
After pocketing the bills, you make a mental note to return the notebook to the offices of the Torn City Times.

Easter Lucky Dip · · 1 like

The Easter Bunny is not a rabbit - it is actually a mutated platypus (hence the eggs)

NEWBIE 50K+ DAILY FUND [60M Total Paid] ·

Free things?! Who doesn't love free things?!

I'm giving away 2.3b dollars... and millions too! ·

Give it to me! I'm just like you...only more like me

I was recently told by a friend that they were glad I had learnt to laugh at myself as it was starting to get awkward for everyone else.