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Having set myself plenty of goals at the very start of my account, most of them stat related, there was one I was keen to complete within my first year – ‘Gold Belt’ (Unlock all heavyweight gyms).

Without having much care about doing the maths on whether this could be achieved, I got my head down and spent as much energy in the gym as possible!
Once my initial Happy Jump stage was over, I jumped into a Music store for a good few months to help boost my progress along.
It is safe to say I couldn’t have left it any later than I did, as I completed the task of unlocking George’s first thing this morning.

I know I am nowhere near; the quickest or strongest to do this but I do feel like this is a very strong start.

Other achievements I am very happy to have got so far include:

20,000 Thefts – I really wanted to get the 25k done but Arsons were calling my name – those warehouses won’t burn themselves!

Getting 3 stats to the soft cap (Free spy included if you make it to the end of this post).

Xanax to day ratio – 2.86 and climbing.

Spending my first days focused on Happy Jumps slightly affected this ratio, I now get 3 to 4 Xanax a day if RNG allows it!

Also, being included in various CRLF lists of:
One of the best newcomers with highest Xanax ratio & most Xanax taken within a set period.
One of the best newcomers in the Halloween competition. I managed to get my basket to Terrifying with around 700 hits made during that period.

As promised, current stats: (Enjoy free spy) ?

Strength: 58,837,312
Defense: 250,791,562
Speed: 66,491,597
Dexterity: 7,501,281
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Total: 383,621,752

I want to be a big boy!


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New short-term focus within the next 200 days:

• Getting Strength, Speed & Dex to 100M
• Getting Defence to 500M
• All the Arsons - worst member of the PA team, here I come!

I have to shout out the faction Flatline in this and its leader – Zorfar, he is an absolutely cool dude. Having spent most of my first year there, they have an awesome group. If you are a competitive player reading this and want a great faction to join hit them up.

Finally, to all the top gents at Monarch, it’s awesome to be surrounded by so many top players. Being the worst member of the family is truly inspiring.

No longer buying losses.

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Looks GOOD to me bruv!

It is a text based game after all..? >.>

I have 10/10 EE

• Intelligence 103,852
• Endurance 132,614
• Manual labor 27,113

 

looking for 10 star candle or grocery / or 7*+ TV - happy to buy trains if required.

Working Stats

• Manual labor 27,113
• Intelligence 103,852
• Endurance 132,614

 

looking for 10 star candle or grocery - happy to buy trains if required, will also consider TV networks too 

The OG steps back into the light

First you humbled us in our ranked war

Next you humbled us by beating our 100k chain record

Lastly we’ve been humbled by your humour as it appears your banter is better than ours. 

we are all sat around feeling like Ian Beale… we’ve got nothing left

 

Congrats on being a bunch of rat beasts, you’re all seriously impressive. 

Brother not everyone is as fortunate as the members in Monarch Research HQ, stop flexxing on em. 

(I also make 7m per day, plus 1m extra as tax from yours, minus 1.5m Ekim tax)