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top ten net money won on poker (66 days old) · · 151 likes

Just recently started torn just over 2 months ago and have been addicted ever since. I play a lot of poker to make money, which is helping a lot early on and today I hit a milestone of reaching top 10 in net money won! Just thought id share :)

Some stats:
    • Legacy total money won
    • $25,029,909,432
    • Legacy total money lost
    • $14,802,049,214
  • Total time played
  • 81 h 22 min
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Name my baby for $100m · · 8 likes

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Torn's 18th anniversary is coming · · 7 likes

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bibby's first year! (652M stats) · · 72 likes

Hello & welcome to my 1 year achievement thread! Its been a long ride and I've done a few things in my time in torn.




First up the achievements:




Time played: 107d 16h 15m 44s (not sure this is an achievement, lol)




652M total battle stats (str/spd heavy)




Awards: 291




50 NNB with around 8600 warehouses burned. Not too far from 55!




13 racing skill




1445 energy drinks, 440 boosters (fhc/E dvds), 936 xanax




And SEVEN SEs.




Leader board merit with 10,252 defends won




Over a million rounds fired.




POKER STATS:




Total money gain:




$722,139,738,380




Total money loss:




$686,550,709,886




Net profit:




$35,589,028,494




Total time played:




666 h 56 min








Hands dealt: (rank 7)




71,317




Hands played: (rank 4)




43,855








And time for a little story of my first year if anyone cares:




I began my journey in January last year as a clueless noob and was quickly recruited into Merchant Solider Sage on my first day, which was the second faction to reach platinum rank in the ranked wars. I got a load of great advice that helped me adjust to the city of torn quite quickly and I started taking xanax and stuff.




I then discovered the poker tables which is what I used to fund my training throughout the year, I had a network of over 9 billion at just 60 odd days old (which didn't last long). However, this helped me to start happy jumping ASAP and I got into a 10* adult novelties by buying trains to improve my work stats, allowing me to do repeated 99K happy jumps.




Following this, I made my move to NSIV where I continued to train and joined a candle shop for more e, which was nice. I managed to be the top hitter in both the two wars I fought in this faction and once I finished happy jumping I started drinking cans and going hard-core on my stats.




Following this, I made the move to PT Shadowrazers, full of a ton of great people and this allowed me to keep thriving and grinding this game out. As time went on, I ended up taking FHCs to train and using 30e cans in a 10* restaraunt to really max out my gains! Since I am terrible with my money and would waste it on RR, blackjack or opening the dreaded caches, I also started munching SEs very early, to eessentiallyput my money to use rather than just lose it anyway! My first SE gave me less than 1.3 million strength..




01:02:28 - 07/11/22 You used some Dumbbells increasing your strength by 1,272,524.51 to 128,524,975.75




I kept this up and have now taken a total of 7 stat enhancers, which is probably a few too many for my age, but hey, whatever!




I closed off my final year in torn with another faction move to where I currently sit in Monarch Research and hope to continue thriving here as I continue along my torn adventure.








SO WHATS NEXT?




I'm not sure what's my goals are for the next year, but I likely will focus My defensive stats more now, as well as strive for that beautiful 60 NNB and get closer to being in a PA team. I also might take up mugging 'cos, why not? It's fun.




Thanks for making it this far! Also pls send SE. Thanks.

Bibbys bargains! Buying your stuff! · · 6 likes

I am buying all general items - xans, cans, boosters, DPs, flowers plushies etc.
Shoot a trade or DM me, will update thread once I get more organised with these trading shenanigans but feel free to hit me up.




Mug free & good prices! :D




Price list coming soon!
I also buy rw guns @ 16.5m per BB & SELL plenty in display!

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m1cha3lwithab's marketplace · · 1 like

Trader of the year hit em up

The Dirty Bomb has been completed! (Dividends) · · 1 like

Drop it likes it's hot. And do it on like a random ass fac for no reason for the uproar

365 Days 1B Total Stats, shoutout GTH! · · 1 like

Damn faster than me at 389. Well done smashed it !

MaoL vs ODB ·

MAOL lose when they can't be carried by 1/2 players. 😉😉😉😉

MaoL vs ODB ·

Well done ODB!!! Incredible performance despite shaz still smashing em. Kudos 👏 

 

@MaoL - should be ashamed, noobs.

Stake a bibby · · 4 likes

Need stake for oligarch, pls send 20b. Ty in advance.

I win sometimes.

Billionaire ·

I did strippogram happy jumps with fhc, saves convenience of doing mistletoe! This can easily start costing 1b + if you do a few jumps 

Apology to the community · · 1 like

Hope you're feeling better mate, whatever it was will blow over, dw.

Stake a ex-pro poker player over 500k IRL profit · · 1 like

Good advice 

Stake a ex-pro poker player over 500k IRL profit · · 1 like

Would like to buy some lessons pls 

Grave ·

I'll enter 👀 

Stake a ex-pro poker player over 500k IRL profit ·

You're half right, always been overly dramatic! Serious, not so much. 

Stake a ex-pro poker player over 500k IRL profit · · 4 likes

Haha fun read! :)

Looking for partner thread ·

Returning player lookin to share pi rent w someone or pay upkeep if u already got it, hit me up :)

Just some food for thought... ·

I see your point, however I've been away for 18 months. While I was playing and racking up that profit I used it to progress super quick with SEs, 30e cans etc so I lt did achieve something lol. 

Just some food for thought... ·

I mean, fair enough

Just some food for thought... ·

Credit where it's due, you managed through the relentless bounties so kudos 😉 I mean all it takes is typing your name in forum search bar to show how popular you've been😂

Just some food for thought... ·

I remember putting like 2000+ bounties on you  with Larry while you had no idea and got you into the top 100? Top 50? For bounties received? I forget. But that was fun, you thought it was the player called "you_" but it wasnt. Lol good times!

Just some food for thought... · · 1 like

Not really fat to be fair, hobbit maybe