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RW payouts · · 30 likes

Both of these wars were after the changes were made. I’m confused why we received less of a payout with a more competitive war. I’m happy to hear an explanation for it. Appreciate your time

Last weeks war
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This weeks war



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1000:1 TBS RW Pairing · · 184 likes

It has been brought to my attention that termed wars are frowned upon with admin and I fully agree. I’m all about an all out brawl between two factions, meet on the battle field and the greater warriors will prevail. That, after all, is what ranked war is suppose to be all about.


However, time and time again, we run into so many situations on Torn where there is clearly a miss pairing between two factions. We have had our fair share but none quite as dramatic as this, which is why I believe it deserves a mention. On Tuesday at 12:00:00 tct Crows paired with Viking Family. Crows have greater number of members and greater respect, both common in RWs. But here is the shocker….
Crows tbs: 13.8b Viking Family tbs: 12.8m


Ched, how the hell does this happen?! And yes Ched, we will be terming it because we are not soulless in Crows. Viking Family should have never been paired with us so we want to make sure that they are taken care of after you so obviously bent them over. It is clear to me now why you added lubricant to the items list. If you don’t want termed wars and cache farms, fix pairing.


Viking Family, thank you for being so awesome and good sports about this pairing <3

A Formal Non-Apology and a Request for the Bullies · · 221 likes

Xanax purchased in Canada for 1.1m 

Export to the US

Add tariff 

1.8m per Xanax checks out 

I’m not seeing a problem here 

24,999 + 25,001 = 50k chain with flair · · 91 likes

First off, congratulations to our siblings for achieving their first 100k chain!! Extremely proud of you Xenon and Carbon! 

Since Lithium has already achieved the 100k, and we wanted our siblings to catch up, we sought to shake things up and add a bit of flair to this Halloween chain.  Anyone can do a 50k, but who else can pull off two back to back chains during a single Halloween event??!!  We always knew our awesomeness, but this sealed it in the history books!  50k chain….yeah, we nailed it!


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RW payouts · · 20 likes

Extremely competitive HoF wars, Chuck has jokes tonight

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Rest Easy RoxiSinister - Friend and Mentor to so many in this game · · 11 likes

I only had the privilege to interact with Roxi a couple times and always heard the most wonderful things about her.  She truly lived up to all the hype.  She was a wonderful mentor and always there to lend a helping hand.  You certainly earned those wings Roxi 🪽 you will be forever missed ♥️

Valor vs The Hangout · · 7 likes

So proud of you S!!

 

Fuck terms, rise to the challenge, murder and have fun doing it!!  This one will be exciting to watch♥️ Let’s go Hangout!!

1k Chain with minimal members, so proud! · · 20 likes

 

1k Chain achieved

 

Why is this a huge achievement when so many have done it before?

With minimal people, we set out to achieve the best chain we could to boost respect for our new home.  With pure grit, grind and determination 8 members persevered through 20 hours to achieve a 1k chain, with a few extra members helping when they could.  This deserves recognition and I’m so proud of you all!  Torn world, get ready for us warring!!

 

RIP Tim Curry · · 4 likes

What can we say about a legend?! Tim Curry graced our lives with his multitude of characters that lit up the screens to his epic voice work and stage performances.  From Rocky Horror Picture Show to Legend to IT to his quirky Home Alone II role.  Rest in peace Tim, you’ll be remembered and loved always ♥️

 

RIP Dolly Parton · · 1 like

Dolly, you will be forever loved and missed! Thank you for spending every moment of your life embracing others and spreading joy and smiles across the planet.  Her contagious smile will continue to bless us as heaven gains our angel on earth.

Filthy Casuals - Ranked Wars, 80% Payout, Xanax. · · 5 likes

If you are someone that doesn’t back down from a fight, Filthy_Casuals is for you!!  If you are ready to join a family that never gives in to pressure, stands their ground and leaves their sweat, blood and tears on the battlefield, FC is for you!!  Even with the deck stacked against them, pressure coming from all sides, this faction found a way to rise above it all and defeat their foes.  I’m just going to leave this here for everyone to enjoy!  So proud of you all!!! Keep murdering!!

 

Filthy_Casuals vs Monarch Zenith

 

 

 

The Hangout Recruiting | Diamond RW | OC 2 | 4.8M+ Respect ·

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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 4 likes

In AH if anyone is interested, 1 day 18 hrs left

Pinata Tests 14:30tct [16 July] · · 6 likes

About the same, finally hit 0 in queue, got in and 504 error.  Refreshed but was locked out. Finally refreshed and in hosp.  25 e later and I get to say I lost to a piñata lol

 

or was it the person next to me 🤔

 

RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 2 likes

2.2b OBO.  DM me for offers

 

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Fedded Archives ·

Fedded Archives ·

Not that I’m aware of, but we should be allowed to attack them even if they are fedded.  I’m sure for game mechanics there is a reason we cannot.

Fedded Archives · · 15 likes

Anyone else feel like we should still be allowed to attack fedded players?!?  Good ol prison shanking

 

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