Akenomics: forum

Getting the set was a bit of work, most people obviously wanted to either keep it or want a lot of cash since its still fairly rare and thats totally understandable.  I had TWO asks for 150b, shooting for the moon fellas but i appreciate the hustle.

Stuff youre interested in:

I paid 

5 for gloves(this year)

11 for pants(first drop)

10 for boots(first drop)

12 for chest(was my last piece, i spent more than i wanted but im impatient)

The visage was hilarious.  I wanted to spend 5-6, seller wanted 10-12.  In true degenerate fashion he offered me a $1 RR game.  If i won, i got it for 5.  If i lost, i paid 10.  I paid 10.  Which is ok, good for him that was hilarious.

I expect prices to come down to more reasonable prices later, but i paid the epeen fee.

The set looks awesome.  They did a great job with the artwork.

The set itself is....not great.  For those that dont know here is what it does.  The bonus is exactly what i figured, but i was hoping for something else.

At first this looks pretty decent, however it treats all body parts as different.  So if you get hit in the left leg, it doesnt protect groin or right leg, for example.  I'm going to submit a bug report to make sure its supposed to work like this and its not just a byproduct of torns combat, but i'm guessing its working as intended.  As it stands right now its a pure epeen flex set, but maybe have some use on a top 10 player in a pillow scenario.   Maybe.  I'll be following up with damaster to see if he wants to test anything with this.  I'm not the best test target with my dex.

I think the coverages are on the wiki, but i can add them if you guys want. The visage is pretty unique here though.  I'd really, really like to see any part thats covered trigger the piece bonus.  So if you got hit in the arms it would trigger all 3 pieces with arm coverage.  Might be OP though?

.33 groin coverage, the 2nd part of the set bonus is the tentacles tickle your balls.  

Can you please just post a picture and maybe a small write up.  I can appreciate the effort you put into this but these boxes are so much slower getting the actual info than just looking at the picture of the weapon. 

Also your remark tends to run into the stuff i see on recipe sites.  I dont need a life story about how you were trading and it saved you from a mugger once, please just make any helpful comments like "10% extra damage from history edu" or "Parry is great for duke missions because they usually are out of ammo so default to melee!" and not a life story please.

What part of RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD do you dickheads not understand.

its like watching a live blog of someone playing poker for the first time

yeah this is insane

AI could one shot this entire site nowadays.  I understand some of the crime stuff is waiting on writing, but cmon.

Bro it took 4 years for one screen with clickable crimes that reduce nerve by 4.  This is a 20 year rework.

I like it though.  I like seasonal resets and i have a fair bit of decent ideas but not sure its bother contributing tbh.

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MDMA is pretty good heads up.  Likely better than me but i dont have enough hands with him.

Full ring im not sold on it though.

He gto bet sizes except whatever the fuck he does with his 3 bets but not GTO cards.

• Biggest loss
• $56,975,000,000

Its me.

No its not.  

if(user==akenomics)

feedhisass()

No cause I don’t lose my entire bankroll every two weeks 

Owes me a fair bit with some sob story too. Degens eventually fuck you. 

Good luck. Take Jonny’s money and see you in oli

110 hours

9 pound it buy ins won

What a champ.

Script request - making teej stay when i sit at a table.

It basically is now anyways, but yes, i hear you.  Mugging does not need more nerfs.

Thats it. Title

You can go away now.

Owes hundreds of millions.  

Takes a bet on war and doesnt pay.

Makes a boobs joke and still doesnt pay.

Quality.

Cmon, pay me what you owe me.

demiG has placed 10 bounties on you with rewards of $1

hahaha

if i wasnt fighting shaz tomorrow those would just sit

This is literally end game torn.  What do you mean?

Make a forum post about how awesome i am and find out

DISCLAIMER: Several noobs were harmed during this experiment their bank balances however their accounts remain untouched 

Like every rich ass new player, I was staring at the tens of messages I receive each day and realized i have 3 options 

1.Ignore them

2.Block them

3.Fuck them noobs 

Naturally I chose science,  so I conducted a social experiment. I did nothing but wait because broke bois message me every damned day because "just one bil you wont even notice".  Sometimes they only ask for NOT a BILLION dollars, NOT an ISLAND, and definitely not a Controling Stake in Torn City but only ONE XANAX, the kind of request that, for some costs less than checking their mailbox. 

THE THEORY

The richer someone becomes, the more fucking noobs message you. We can call this the Bil/Trillionaires Effect, symptoms may include 

-Being bothered 10 times a day

-Receiving cute messages because noone thinks anyone else would try this 

-Sometimes just blocking people instead of fucking with them because youre busy.

THE RESULTS

A couple of these posts, all from chat GPT because they are lazy broke fucks.

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16577053&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27527794

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16577038&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27527651

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16572000&b=0&a=0&start=0&to=27455018

RESPONSE BREAKDOWN

87% blocked

23% fucked with

3 retard posts

ZERO MONEY SENT

Here's a screenshot of messages sorta recent in my logs.

I have more but you get the idea.

CONCLUSION 

My tight asshole and bank account had tighter security than fortknox with most treating treating my inbox like it contained a money tree

THE BIGGEST QUESTION ? 

This experiment wasn't really about torturing broke ass noobs that are giant asshole beggars.  Oh, yes it was.

Since i guess there are several people that dont realize theres another post made by a begging noob -

https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=2&t=16578973&b=0&a=0