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Otter_Lunacy [2768232] Level 99 Next Level Ascension NLA Ascendant Archon

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Next Level Ascension! Real Wars / 7.8m Respect · · 5 likes

Absolutely a great place to be!  I used to look like this, so dignified and classy as a coochie girl!

 

 

After 714 days with ascension I now have become a furry, lunatic otter - but cuter is so much better than being classy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SELLING - HEAVYS WEAPONS ( Warlord & Negev ) · · 2 likes

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How many can say they get this when bountied · · 8 likes

This is hilarious. Hard at warring, making my faction proud. Then I see 5 bounties on me. 4 with this message: Someone has placed 4 bounties on you with rewards of $300,000 and the reason: GET PAID TO PET AN OTTER

Then the next one: Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $500,000 and the reason: get paid to pet an otter

How can I be upset when this is really a funny original :)

Thank you anonymous war opponents. I actually love the distinction. Remember "Save the Otters" hahahaha

War options · · 0 likes

When signing up for war, is it possible to change things around where you could sign up for one of two options:

The two options would be: 1) Faction versus Faction and 2) Free for All

The faction v. faction would be between the two factions only. No self-hospitalization, no travelling except for rehab.

The other war option would be one that seems to be favored with have 3 or 4 factions back you up, use mercs, self-hospitalize, turtle and hospitalize your own people.

I think that would make the warring system fairer in those who just want to war and have even warring field. The others who find it so entertaining to do option number 2 can continue having a field day.

My 2 cents ... hope there's possibilities here.

3rd Planet Pub now hiring · · 0 likes

Big opportunity for new comers and old comers alike!!! Top Shelf drinks and energizers available to all. Join the fun and entertainment and watch us all grow quickly and honorably :)

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[RW ] Next Level Ascension VS Capacity X · · 9 likes

Such an awesome war!!!!  Congrats CapX.  Wars like this is what warring is all about!!  If I was rich enough I would send everyone on CapX cigars, but only the leader and co-leader got one.  Ask them to give you a puff as they the best cigars in all the land :)

 

Congratulations again!!!

 

[TTT] The 4th Torn Tenacity Trial are Closed, hope everyone had fun :) ·

put me in coach ... i'm ready to try :)

Next Level Ascension! Real Wars / 7.8m Respect · · 1 like

Great job on last war Ascenders!!!  When lots of action, we were there.  Quite exciting pushes, but would have like more.

Next Level Ascension! Real Wars / 7.8m Respect ·

Proud member of Ascension!!!

Next Level Ascension! Real Wars / 7.8m Respect · · 5 likes

Absolutely a great place to be!  I used to look like this, so dignified and classy as a coochie girl!

 

 

After 714 days with ascension I now have become a furry, lunatic otter - but cuter is so much better than being classy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ascension vs Lithium REAL WAR · · 7 likes

What an amazing war!  Kudos and much respect Lithium!!

Xanax Giveaway over ·

very nice!  congrats :)

Goodbye and Thank You ·

Good luck old man and enjoy your nonTorn life.  Eighteen years in torn is an amazing milestone, as will be the many milestones you will hit in real life scenarios.  I enjoy Torn as well, but at my present age, I am thinking I won't be lasting 18 years here.  But whatever years I do have I am going to enjoy as you have done.  

Spooky Lucky Dip ·

Travel to Switzerland and find you forgot your wallet in Torn.  You are left in the streets with all the rest of the dope addicts.

congrats too me · · 2 likes

Congrats on 2000! Sucky or not, that is an accomplishment and one that I hope to be able to do. Every day is an accomplishment when I put both feet on the floor every morning! And just think, when I reach my 2000, you will be 4000 and still be sucky or not :)

Secret Santa Alert ·

Waiting to see who my secret santa is .... can't wait. Dear Secret Santa, no rush, you still got 22 hours and 53 mins :)

Wiki : Disposal ·

You just gotter love Chief Kravitz for taking a stand :)

Apology forum · · 1 like

Anyone who recognizes they need a change for the better, they at least deserve acknowledgment. Those that successfully change for the better deserves ooko kudos and respect.

War options ·

When signing up for war, is it possible to change things around where you could sign up for one of two options:

The two options would be: 1) Faction versus Faction and 2) Free for All

The faction v. faction would be between the two factions only. No self-hospitalization, no travelling except for rehab.

The other war option would be one that seems to be favored with have 3 or 4 factions back you up, use mercs, self-hospitalize, turtle and hospitalize your own people.

I think that would make the warring system fairer in those who just want to war and have even warring field. The others who find it so entertaining to do option number 2 can continue having a field day.

My 2 cents ... hope there's possibilities here.

Cancer. · · 2 likes

You got this !!! So far 23 awesome years of cancer-free here! Knocking on wood. Twenty-three extra years after when first diagnosed I thought my life was over. Twenty three years of watching my children turn into adults and I am enjoying grandchildren!! It is so easy to think of the bad outcome but please try to think of the positives! You got this!!!

1 TRILLION NW ACHIEVED!!! (BOXING GLOVE GIVEAWAY) ·

Congrats!! Boxing gloves would look awesome with my Otter plushies!!! :) Wait? there are no otter plushies? Well there otter be!!

How many can say they get this when bountied · · 8 likes

This is hilarious. Hard at warring, making my faction proud. Then I see 5 bounties on me. 4 with this message: Someone has placed 4 bounties on you with rewards of $300,000 and the reason: GET PAID TO PET AN OTTER

Then the next one: Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $500,000 and the reason: get paid to pet an otter

How can I be upset when this is really a funny original :)

Thank you anonymous war opponents. I actually love the distinction. Remember "Save the Otters" hahahaha

Dogtags as a ''Competiton'' feels underwhemling ·

Congratulations all dog tag competitors!!!!

Your favorite player · · 2 likes

My favorite player is me - it's gotter be all about me :)

Create a word using the last letter ·

Niagra