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I was stranded on my private island after my pilot was blown up by a dirty bomb. FelixMatthias swooped down from a Black Hawk and rescued me. After saving my life he took me to his adult novelty store in some shit hole city called Torn. He offered me a job selling the finest adult videos and biggest dildos in the northern and southern hemispheres. Good man, good boss. Work for my boy and remember, perverts can be heroes. Heroes can be perverts. <3 

Hiring for my pub

Get energy 

Get nerve 

Get wasted 

-10 EE required to help us get to 10 stars 

-at least 3k end 1500 man 

(Higher stats preferred but it is what it is)

free trains everyday 

apply today, go to my profile and click on my company, Sugar Notch. 

After some of Dukes goons threw me in the harbor and left me to die I decided it was my time to go. I stopped fighting the inevitable and started to sink. It was morning and the sun was just beginning to rise. I admired the light beams shooting down all around me, like crystals in a cave.
Silence.

The end was near. 
I looked up once more to see the sun beams but they were gone. 
Fitting end to a lousy life. 
There was a figure blocking the light, it looked like a human laying flat. wtf could that be? Who is floating dick up in the harbor in the morning? 
I felt the water around me shift and suddenly there were hands holding me and taking me to the surface. At the surface of the water I saw the most beautiful woman. Cherry red lips, blonde hair and… naked? A man’s voice said “are you alright, septic tank?”.

The beautiful woman looked surprised to see us. Why won’t she close her mouth? Why tf was she floating in the harbor? Who is the man calling me a ‘septic tank’??? 
       “You are safe now, Yank. I was doing inventory at my adult novelty store and I saw those goons toss you in and leave you to die. I panicked and grabbed the only flotation device I had. This here is Rebecca and she is made of durable plastic, on sale for $100.” 
I turned and saw the beautiful woman again, a blow up doll. (I hope she wasn’t used) 

”so you going to pay me $100 for saving your life or are you going to bump my want ad in the forums?”

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Best director in Torn! 

After some of Dukes goons threw me in the harbor and left me to die I decided it was my time to go. I stopped fighting the inevitable and started to sink. It was morning and the sun was just beginning to rise. I admired the light beams shooting down all around me, like crystals in a cave.
Silence.

The end was near. 
I looked up once more to see the sun beams but they were gone. 
Fitting end to a lousy life. 
There was a figure blocking the light, it looked like a human laying flat. wtf could that be? Who is floating dick up in the harbor in the morning? 
I felt the water around me shift and suddenly there were hands holding me and taking me to the surface. At the surface of the water I saw the most beautiful woman. Cherry red lips, blonde hair and… naked? A man’s voice said “are you alright, septic tank?”.

The beautiful woman looked surprised to see us. Why won’t she close her mouth? Why tf was she floating in the harbor? Who is the man calling me a ‘septic tank’??? 
       “You are safe now, Yank. I was doing inventory at my adult novelty store and I saw those goons toss you in and leave you to die. I panicked and grabbed the only flotation device I had. This here is Rebecca and she is made of durable plastic, on sale for $100.” 
I turned and saw the beautiful woman again, a blow up doll. (I hope she wasn’t used) 

”so you going to pay me $100 for saving your life or are you going to bump my want ad in the forums?”

Bump 

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I was stranded on my private island after my pilot was blown up by a dirty bomb. FelixMatthias swooped down from a Black Hawk and rescued me. After saving my life he took me to his adult novelty store in some shit hole city called Torn. He offered me a job selling the finest adult videos and biggest dildos in the northern and southern hemispheres. Good man, good boss. Work for my boy and remember, perverts can be heroes. Heroes can be perverts. <3 

looking for highest pay offer. I don’t care about trains and I rehab at 10 addiction. I’m looking to stay for a few weeks/months. 
Thanks! I do not have 10ee :( 

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  Manual labor 135,324
• Intelligence 284,028
• Endurance 180,814
• Total 600,166

8/9 star pub for sale $500m OBO

one spot open in the company 

sold for $425. Thanks for the inquiries everyone 

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Hiring for my pub

Get energy 

Get nerve 

Get wasted 

-10 EE required to help us get to 10 stars 

-at least 3k end 1500 man 

(Higher stats preferred but it is what it is)

free trains everyday 

apply today, go to my profile and click on my company, Sugar Notch. 

Best director in Torn! 

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Bump!

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If you are looking for a way to grow your nnb and exchange points for energy, join me over at The Tiger Moth II

There is no pay but everyone gets trained 

We are working our way back to being a 10*. Apply if you have the stats and enjoy going to rehab. 

Thanks for reading this far! <3