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Extra! Extra!
New amusement park looking for employees.
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Ladies, gentlemen, and embies of torn, welcome to my amusement park! If you logged in torn from the day I made this thread you sure have already seen the news that the so waited crimes 2.0 is coming! People cried for it, people made memes of it, there were even threats to delay it for 5000 years if people kept crying and making memes. But that doesn't matter anymore, BECAUSE IT'S JUST COMING!
As we have a new update, people may look for new companies with specials which are helpful is said update. Pubs have been the most popular crime company over the years, but look at the AP specials:
[image: media.discordapp.net]
See the 10* special? It used to be blocked before crimes 2.0. But now it's 100% avaliable and amusement parks can be in their full potential as a crime company, they also make plenty of money btw.
Monday report: We had a total of 11,840 customers and made a gross income of $1,184,000.
The company has only 3 employees at the moment and one of them doesn't have the required stats. But I still need to arrange a proper setup and see how far this will go before defining a non arbitrary pay. I'm looking for people with 50K of at least one work stat. PM me if you're interested.
New amusement park looking for employees.
[image: media.discordapp.net]
![[image: media.discordapp.net]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001173809509961728/1120767527824408616/image0.jpg?width=1017&height=471){kind=link}
Ladies, gentlemen, and embies of torn, welcome to my amusement park! If you logged in torn from the day I made this thread you sure have already seen the news that the so waited crimes 2.0 is coming! People cried for it, people made memes of it, there were even threats to delay it for 5000 years if people kept crying and making memes. But that doesn't matter anymore, BECAUSE IT'S JUST COMING!
As we have a new update, people may look for new companies with specials which are helpful is said update. Pubs have been the most popular crime company over the years, but look at the AP specials:
[image: media.discordapp.net]
![[image: media.discordapp.net]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001173809509961728/1120778829695303800/image.png?width=1251&height=306){kind=link}
See the 10* special? It used to be blocked before crimes 2.0. But now it's 100% avaliable and amusement parks can be in their full potential as a crime company, they also make plenty of money btw.
Monday report: We had a total of 11,840 customers and made a gross income of $1,184,000.
The company has only 3 employees at the moment and one of them doesn't have the required stats. But I still need to arrange a proper setup and see how far this will go before defining a non arbitrary pay. I'm looking for people with 50K of at least one work stat. PM me if you're interested.
I took some cash out of the vault for paying debts I had with Duke and 200K I had to pay to another guy. Got mugged in the exact same second I paid the fees in his office, I ended up with negative cash on hand.
[image: media.discordapp.net]
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 You paid $1,143,019 of your loan fees decreasing them to $0
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 Duke mugged you for $1,143,019 sending you to the hospital for 0h 35m [view]
Now Duke owes me $752,559. If he doesn't pay me on time, I will tell my friends to go after him.
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![[image: media.discordapp.net]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1106148819445481503/1133108177106382969/image0.jpg){kind=link}
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 You paid $1,143,019 of your loan fees decreasing them to $0
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 Duke mugged you for $1,143,019 sending you to the hospital for 0h 35m [view]
Now Duke owes me $752,559. If he doesn't pay me on time, I will tell my friends to go after him.
Specials:
1*: +2 nerve for 1 job point
3*: +250 hapiness for a target for 10 job points
5*: +10 max nerve
7*: +25% ephinerphine effect
10*: 10% crime success rate
400M for it
1*: +2 nerve for 1 job point
3*: +250 hapiness for a target for 10 job points
5*: +10 max nerve
7*: +25% ephinerphine effect
10*: 10% crime success rate
400M for it
![[image: media.discordapp.net]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/998647483443970088/1109588562627797012/Recruiting_for_RW.png){kind=link}
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TheLorax [2553402] derailed my thread too early.
It wasn't NSFW.
It wasn't bigotry.
It wasn't even complaining about ched.
It was...
A Geometry Dash meme shitpost:
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(Note: for anyone wondering what this meme is, a famous Geometry Dash youtuber called GD Colon, known for complaining about petty stuff of the game as humor, made a video reviewing the new official (non player made) level called Dash. He spent 3 minutes of his 30 minute video complaining about a spider part and said it's too hard for introducing a new mechanic (walking on walls) and can be confusing for new players, he then edited an official level called The Challenge, put the spider part in the middle as a jumpscare, and said it was "not sightreadable at all". Some people say a meme was made of it to annoy Colon, others say Colon himself made the first version, but regardless of the reason, he liked it. The Geometry Dash community is weird.)
Yes, I know this doesn't belong to general discussion forum, but come on! You reported it too early. There wasn't even an actual reply. No one said I love GD cologne, no one called Colon a furry, no one said the meme is spreading everywhere, no one made a regular comment, only two people replied in confusion and no one started to troll on the thread!
Stop bringing death to torn. Tornians don't die, they just get hurt and sick. Geometry dash is the game of many deaths. Don't just throw my thread in the grave like that, let it live a little and die with dignity.
I'm out of ideas for taking revenge. Even if I had the stats for attacking him I don't want to spend energy. Any ideas?
I love GD cologne
It wasn't NSFW.
It wasn't bigotry.
It wasn't even complaining about ched.
It was...
A Geometry Dash meme shitpost:
[image: media.discordapp.net]
![[image: media.discordapp.net]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999358859170828338/1203842311835095071/Screenshot_20240204_201836_Kiwi_Browser.jpg?ex=65d29085&is=65c01b85&hm=faaa13991e37c594191742193c8cf78ba24894ee1c8b26c13d987aa817974420&){kind=link}
The original post
I
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Dude, why the hell did you captalize meme?
(Note: for anyone wondering what this meme is, a famous Geometry Dash youtuber called GD Colon, known for complaining about petty stuff of the game as humor, made a video reviewing the new official (non player made) level called Dash. He spent 3 minutes of his 30 minute video complaining about a spider part and said it's too hard for introducing a new mechanic (walking on walls) and can be confusing for new players, he then edited an official level called The Challenge, put the spider part in the middle as a jumpscare, and said it was "not sightreadable at all". Some people say a meme was made of it to annoy Colon, others say Colon himself made the first version, but regardless of the reason, he liked it. The Geometry Dash community is weird.)
Yes, I know this doesn't belong to general discussion forum, but come on! You reported it too early. There wasn't even an actual reply. No one said I love GD cologne, no one called Colon a furry, no one said the meme is spreading everywhere, no one made a regular comment, only two people replied in confusion and no one started to troll on the thread!
Stop bringing death to torn. Tornians don't die, they just get hurt and sick. Geometry dash is the game of many deaths. Don't just throw my thread in the grave like that, let it live a little and die with dignity.
I'm out of ideas for taking revenge. Even if I had the stats for attacking him I don't want to spend energy. Any ideas?
I love GD cologne
Die in TOE 2 last ship and be grateful for having hands for reporting my thread, a device for not being a primitive human, a nose for smelling something fishy, and 25e for hosping shitposters
Duke, I know you need my services, your money is in danger, and my old post got graved by mods who don't understand the joke and people who hate GD Colon, but this mission isn't sightreadable at all
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Waiting for someone who understands the joke
Duke, I know you need my services and your money is in danger, but this mission isn't sightreadable at all
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Specials:
1*: +2 nerve for 1 job point
3*: +250 hapiness for a target for 10 job points
5*: +10 max nerve
7*: +25% ephinerphine effect
10*: 10% crime success rate
400M for it
1*: +2 nerve for 1 job point
3*: +250 hapiness for a target for 10 job points
5*: +10 max nerve
7*: +25% ephinerphine effect
10*: 10% crime success rate
400M for it
I took some cash out of the vault for paying debts I had with Duke and 200K I had to pay to another guy. Got mugged in the exact same second I paid the fees in his office, I ended up with negative cash on hand.
[image: media.discordapp.net]
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 You paid $1,143,019 of your loan fees decreasing them to $0
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 Duke mugged you for $1,143,019 sending you to the hospital for 0h 35m [view]
Now Duke owes me $752,559. If he doesn't pay me on time, I will tell my friends to go after him.
[image: media.discordapp.net]
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 You paid $1,143,019 of your loan fees decreasing them to $0
18:45:41 - 24/07/23 Duke mugged you for $1,143,019 sending you to the hospital for 0h 35m [view]
Now Duke owes me $752,559. If he doesn't pay me on time, I will tell my friends to go after him.
Good trader
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Extra! Extra!
New amusement park looking for employees.
[image: media.discordapp.net]
Ladies, gentlemen, and embies of torn, welcome to my amusement park! If you logged in torn from the day I made this thread you sure have already seen the news that the so waited crimes 2.0 is coming! People cried for it, people made memes of it, there were even threats to delay it for 5000 years if people kept crying and making memes. But that doesn't matter anymore, BECAUSE IT'S JUST COMING!
As we have a new update, people may look for new companies with specials which are helpful is said update. Pubs have been the most popular crime company over the years, but look at the AP specials:
[image: media.discordapp.net]
See the 10* special? It used to be blocked before crimes 2.0. But now it's 100% avaliable and amusement parks can be in their full potential as a crime company, they also make plenty of money btw.
Monday report: We had a total of 11,840 customers and made a gross income of $1,184,000.
The company has only 3 employees at the moment and one of them doesn't have the required stats. But I still need to arrange a proper setup and see how far this will go before defining a non arbitrary pay. I'm looking for people with 50K of at least one work stat. PM me if you're interested.
New amusement park looking for employees.
[image: media.discordapp.net]
Ladies, gentlemen, and embies of torn, welcome to my amusement park! If you logged in torn from the day I made this thread you sure have already seen the news that the so waited crimes 2.0 is coming! People cried for it, people made memes of it, there were even threats to delay it for 5000 years if people kept crying and making memes. But that doesn't matter anymore, BECAUSE IT'S JUST COMING!
As we have a new update, people may look for new companies with specials which are helpful is said update. Pubs have been the most popular crime company over the years, but look at the AP specials:
[image: media.discordapp.net]
See the 10* special? It used to be blocked before crimes 2.0. But now it's 100% avaliable and amusement parks can be in their full potential as a crime company, they also make plenty of money btw.
Monday report: We had a total of 11,840 customers and made a gross income of $1,184,000.
The company has only 3 employees at the moment and one of them doesn't have the required stats. But I still need to arrange a proper setup and see how far this will go before defining a non arbitrary pay. I'm looking for people with 50K of at least one work stat. PM me if you're interested.
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