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I have been seeing my name brought up in a few big stories recently in out beloved shithole city and I thought it was time that the citizen's of Torn to finally now the truth!

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Firstly I have a confession to make, I did indeed let all the big boys and girls at SHAT hook into me for their own gain and pleasure. Sometimes it was individually sometimes as a group and honestly it was fun! They would push my buttons and in return I would whisper sweet nothings into their ears. 

[Me telling Whom LegendaryKing11 just sold Wind-up Plunder Pen Knife for $20,000,000,000]

Fairly soon they where passing me around like a blunt in a trap house! Everyone from Dig-Bic-Fred to Cats was using and abusing me. I wanted out! I needed out! But truth be told if felt so darn good! I needed the rush to continue but I wanted to be with people who Would see me as more than something they could treat like property! So while I kept feeding them information I hatched a plan!

TNL

During one of my many long days/nights of servitude under the oppressive Birbs of SHAT I noticed another cheeky set of devils tying to tickle their way into some naughty little business and a strangle little but strong Viking screaming about needing more SE's. And while the Horny Bastard drank and fought his fellow (smarter) tribesmen where sacrificing everything they could to to get me to play ball with them. I was the answer to their prayers and they where mine, or so I thought...

[TNL HQ Main Entrance]

It was not long before the mad Viking started hammering me hard all hours of the day!

"I've already spent more than Greenland's net worth on SE's!" He would bellow. 

"I can't get another mortgage on my longhouse!" He would Cry.

"Without those boxing gloves and Dumb bells how will I be Strong enough to defend the village!" He would scream.

All the while him and "Mr-D" would smash any target I gave them. Poor Little KingFisher felt bad and tried to cut their connection But the domineering Andrew_616 back them into a corner threatening them with an $8,000,000,000 if TNL members where not allowed access to me. 

The Hero!

And finally we get to the Zero Hero of the Tale! The Big Bad Shithead Sheriff bogie came ringing into town like a fat kid running to cake!

He Swung his hammer Left and Knocked MrRightSA right into jail! With a Bruce Lee Round House He took out Both Brizo and Whom in one Kick! Finally it was down to just Him and the boys from TNL, and he showed them loads of some mercy! Tapping them with his sack they to went to fed but where told they where allowed to join the community again once their rehabilitation had been complete on account of Skjold's purchase history their standing in the community.

[Real Photo of Bogey vs Skjold circa 2026]

The Aftermath

Since all this came out I have seen many of you talking about a "Websockets mug bot" and guys I'm scared! Why are you building a mug bot just for me? I didn't even get paid for my part they all paid each other for my services! SO here i a just a sad, scared websocket asking you to please not build this evil bot! Haven't muggings already plagued us for long enough!

[A scared Websocket, nothing else, get your mind out the gutter!]

Disclaimer: This is a shit post, I have not been a part of any f the bots or actions mentioned. Nothing in this post is an admission of guilt and is all just funny haha's for the lols. I'm not even a websocket, I am a person!

With us about to bite the bullet I guess its time we start yapping!

How it started

Our Elims started much the same as any other team, we where all dropped into a team at random and joined the discord and candidates who wanted the lead position all started pushing for support. Of course there where plenty of brand new players thinking they had what it took to lead our team to victory, and despite us having some absolutely amazing already established players only 3 of them stepped up to actually lead:

Andyman: Who's campaign consisted of "well some people said I should, I might be super busy IRL selling feet pics but imma throw my name into the pot", certainly an odd choice but one none the less.

Marcinko: The leader of BHOM came in with a simple message "I have already secured 2nd and 3rd place, this year I want 1st"

Klashnekoff: The leader of Monarch Zenith also threw his hat in the ring, he did not offer any plan except the words "Fuck Andyman, just lie he sells pics of his feet for money he will also sell us all out for as little as a happy meal!" when asked what reassurances he offered his simple reply was "I'm a monarch lead, now fuck off"

And lets not forget our poor baby deer Bumbi who tried his hardest to get people not to vote for him after "accidently" clicking the button to enter the race and then freezing up like hi had just been caught in the high beams!

The Voting drama

As voting was about to open we noticed a worrying tend, the voices that where the loudest where seeming to gather the most support. Unfortunately the loudest voces all seemed to mainly consist of sub 1 year players who felt like their time and experience would most certainly fuck us in the asshole lead us to victory! For the best chance we needed to change the narrative and try to get everyone on the same page. At this point Lady_White stepped up to start rallying for stronger leadership than it looked like we where going to get with myself also turning on the propaganda machine and Marcinko announcing he will be stepping down and will iinstead be one of the leaders under Andymans team, everyone was finally on the same page! Well except Klash who for some reason dubbed himself big papa ape and talking about banana's.

With the voting period in full swing we put all our time and energy into getting the newer players to understand we should be voting for experience and activity not "trust me bro" sub 1 year players who would of flopped at the first hurdle. Garnering support for a half active Andyman who had already picked his team and his team and outlined a rough plan of action while Klash just shouted about wanting bananas...

After a slightly mad 24h in the discord and team chat a clear winner was established; Andyman took a decisive vctory! With this he chjoose his Co-leads:

1. Marcinko
2. Klashneoff
3. Halyangx
4. Lady_White
5. Woogleen

Marcinko announced he will be not taking vice as he wished for newer more hungry leads to take a more frontal position while he was involved on the diplomatic side. A very admiral choice! We had some awesome candidates for that final slot, but ultimately Andyman decided that the best person for the job was Bumbi... fuck.

Along side in supporting roles where:

1. Lexie-Rose (all rounder)
2. Jacket (Discord mod)
3. MrCaly (Supplies)

With the team in place it was time for a days worth of team building!

The Discord drama

With Everything finally coming together everyone was busy either getting shit set up or bonding with the team, all cucks where having a good laugh in discord when suddenly there was discourse in the discord. Pings started flying for leadership and arguments commenced. It turned out that while Jacket was busy getting more mods for the server someone dropped an image in the chat of a teenage Greta Thunberg in athletics wear. Understandably many members felt uncomfortable seeing this, some felt so uncomfortable they started dropping N bombs all over the chat, with two members going so far as to accusing everyone in leadership of supporting CP due to the picture not being deleted in 0.3 seconds after we had to remove them from the discord for using racist comments. Jacket deleted the image in under 1 min, I am not sure how much faster they wanted us to be...

Having dealt with the fallout from that we went to move on with our lives but not even 12 hour later we had another member post an AI generated image that cab only be classed as CP into the chat. Again it was deleted but once again leadership had to put out an announcement, this time removing image sending privileges for all non leadership members. what the fuck is it about this event that makes so many creeps and weirdos come out of the woodwork? Surely it cant get any worse than this right? Fucking wrong.

The first 24h

The first 24h went as you would expect, noobs crying and shitting themselves, attacks flying out, pushing hard on who we where told to focus while our "allies" pushed other teams. We kept things flying in while we focused who we where ordered to and then suddenly our allies started pushing us on and off. Being told this is fine by our diplomatic leads we continued on as asked and kept focused. Getting a massive amount of hits out in order to make it easier if it came to a tie break situation. Maybe we should of paid more attention to our allies poking us, maybe we should of ignored Klash? Not a word from Andyman, probably selling feet pics to ched...

The fuckening!

With the elimination period starting we suddenly got some terrible news, our allies had turned on us! It was just us and 9L working together against 10 other teams. FUCK! Klash and Marcinko where allegedly screaming at our allies behind the scenes. The amazing Lexie-Rose stepped in to try and help negotiations but alas. With the writing on the walls we did all we could was push our asses off and try our best to hold off and Give Lexie more time to trade Spiffys feet for friends! 

With still NO response from Andyman we as a team had to make a choice, Do we keep stalling and losing members moral or do we as vices dethrone Andyman and Give Bumbi the rains?

THIS IS NOW BUMBIS SHOW! IF WE LOSE IT CUZ OF THAT FUCKING!

Well as we all know its ALWAYS the captains fault...

It's been a wild ride, so proud of all the cucks! Big love to everyone in 9L

10:46:52 - 31/01/26 You placed 1x $500,000 bounties on Big8Dog for a cost of $750,000 : Happy 18th!

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Happy Birthday, now please get off torn and go get blackout drunk.

Could you have just not done it this time?

I think he is just high, he also started messaging me weird shit on discord so i had to come see if he was once again publically declaring war on woog cult again. Thankfully not just what pooks like a shitpost rather than a shitpost

At no point has anyone agreed with you that this is a bug, its a feature.

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You tell me, I'll give you $1000 for your torn items, then I gamble those items via your casino, I lose. You get the items, you send me money. RMT, ez.

Saying ez for this is giving the average torn player a lot of credit when it comes to planning shit or knowing shit

Wait so bogie "donating" me xanax for my chocolate starfish is ILLEGAL?

fuck.

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because it encourages a very unhealthy behaviour that can have significant RL consequences, simulated gambling has a correlation with problematic real world gambling. That being said I kinda agree the casino could do with a minor upgrade and some additions of features that it dont make sense to be missing considering what's already there.

Giveaway platforms would remain entirely unaffected, since there is no buy-in: you are receiving free stuff with no obligation or bet.

This could be used as a loophole, say the runner of these offsite gambling sites changed their payments to "giveaways" but offered significantly higher chances to users who "donate" etc. Essentially running both a free to play model and a pay to win model without labelling it as such

Counter point...

Your mother.

Yo give me some if that im here to watch op get dragged

Counter productive for this "war" he has supposedly started...

You got: negative karma

We got: more woogs

In what fucking way did you win?

Did i say him doing the same was acceptable?

The fact that you feel it is okay for someone in your leadershit team to be mugging your members unless they specifically say "Please help me stop one of our leaders mugging me" is a fucking joke.  Absolutely 0 accountability, just comes across like "Well its not my money lost so fuck it"

No I fucking did not. What I did say is it comes across as 0 accountability and low and behold you went and proved my point, absolute 0 accountability from anyone in your leadershit team. Get a sense of perspective you fucking bellend.

The fact that you feel it is okay for someone in your leadershit team to be mugging your members unless they specifically say "Please help me stop one of our leaders mugging me" is a fucking joke.  Absolutely 0 accountability, just comes across like "Well its not my money lost so fuck it"

Why are we mugging Qwoogle and not using the damn plunder...

I AM A WOOG! HELLO!

DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR SAVIOR WOOGLIN?

Why the fuck is shooby recruiting for Woog Tang Clan? not that we mind the free advertising just confused...

If your objection is that people uninvolved in a personal dispute shouldn’t be dragged into it, that’s a fair standard.

No that's not the issue I am bringing to light and you are either deliberately not seeing the point or you organise your crayons by flavour. The biggest issue is a member of your leadership team mugging your own members for profit and then the rest of the leadership team targeting the person who raised it as an issue. I certainly won't be calling the standard members toxic, fucking stupid for putting up with a leadership team that attributes such little value towards its members or its growth, but this whole thread serves as evidence as to how toxic, selfish and all in al shitty TDT leadership is

Targeting someone because they had issue with a member of your leadership mugging their own faction member and threatening to DB whatever faction their in, affecting everyone else's halloweek just to satisfy your own damn ego certainly screams "toxic shitheads"