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Happy Oasis - 99k happy jumps /w Insurance · · 72 likes

Ready to take your training to the next level and leave 99k happy range once and for all? Look no further!


Happy jumping to 99k happy provides huge gym gains, especially for players in lightweight/middleweight gyms, players that left 1 stat behind, or players that regularly FHC train.

Already ready to jump? Head on over to https://discord.gg/6seteRyYTf

Main uses of this service:
• Stat jumpers - Seeking massive gym gains, often combined with FHC and/or stacking Xanax.
• Returning players - Seeking high happy to spend special refills on, for great gains [Max 100 refills weekly]
• Merit hunters - Seeking the ecstatic merit


[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Basic information[/background]




Prices:
• First time hoppers: 7 EDVDs [+optional insurance cost]
• Oasis hoppers: 5 EDVDs [+ optional insurance cost]
• Solo jumps: 20 EDVDs [+ optional insurance cost]

[The deposit is 4 EDVDs for first time hoppers, 3 EDVDs for Oasis hoppers and 10 EDVDs for solo jumps]

Optional Insurance:
• Price: 3 additional EDVDs in advance.
• Offers full protection for resources, and pays out an insurance pack if you are unlucky and overdose on ecstasy during the jump.
• Insurance pack consists of: 2x Poison mistletoes, 2x EDVDs and 4x Xanax.

Materials needed:
• 2x Poison mistletoes [Careful not to buy normal mistletoes, a common scam is to list them at the same price]
• 1-2x EDVDs [Amount depends on happy from your property]
• 1x Ecstasy
• Optional energy sources [FHC and/or xanax stacking]

Schedule:
We typically jump several times a week. For a full schedule, see #Jump-schedule on the discord.



[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]Advanced information[/background]




How does it work?

• The jumps are usually performed in groups of 1 seller and 4-7 clients.
• The seller jumps to 99k.
• The first client uses 2x poison mistletoes to steal approximately 43,4k happy from the seller.
• The first client uses 1-2 EDVDs to get past 50k happy.
• The first client uses ecstasy, to double the happy. (Drug cooldown must be at 0)
• The first client trains, using all available energy, point refill, and optionally FHCs.
• The first client types "Done" in the chatroom.
• The other clients repeat the above steps, but steal from the client in front of them rather than the seller, after they have typed "Done".
• Jump complete, everyone is welcome to hang around and share stat gains and tales around the campfire :)

What to expect:

Happy directly influences how much gains are received in the gym, with a flat bonus.
99.999 is the highest happy the game allows. It is traditionally considered efficient to stack xanax for the 99k jumps up to the point of having 800k-1m in each stat. After this point the natural energy lost out on while stacking makes it increasingly problematic. (Can be mitigated by using FHC rather than xanax stacking)
For this reason it is recommended to do these jumps as soon as they can be afforded in your Torn career.

Jump gains will vary with gym/education/faction bonus, but here are some examples from my own jumps:

Early happy range:
You used 1000 energy and 512 happiness training your speed 100 times in Racing Fitness increasing it by 44,118.73 to 49,539.09
You used 150 energy and 78 happiness training your speed 15 times in Racing Fitness increasing it by 6,774.31 to 56,313.41
5.421 --> 56.313 Stats multiplied by 1038% !

Mid happy range:
You used 1000 energy and 486 happiness training your speed 100 times in Complete Cardio increasing it by 70,652.57 to 490,199.42
You used 150 energy and 82 happiness training your speed 15 times in Complete Cardio increasing it by 10,903.76 to 501,103.19
419.547 --> 501.103 - Stats multiplied by 119,4%

Late happy range:
You used 900 energy and 453 happiness training your strength 90 times in Apollo Gym increasing it by 89,153.21 to 997,037.92
You used 150 energy and 77 happiness training your strength 15 times in Apollo Gym increasing it by 15,276.10 to 1,012,314.03
907.884 --> 1.012.314 Stats multiplied by 111,5% (Less energy used)

Risks:
There is a risk of overdosing on the ecstasy, after already spending the 2x Poison mistletoes and 1-2 EDVDs.
This can be a big economic setback, and we do not want to add to that. For this reason, we will refund the deposit to players that are unlucky and overdose during the jump. This also applies if you are unable to hop due to someone in front of you overdosing. We also offer full overdose protection, in the shape of an optional insurance.

Stacking tip:

It is more efficient to stack to 900 with 150 starting energy + 3 xanax rather than using 4 xanax to reach 1000. This means 24 hours of natural e lost out on instead of 32 hours, and is a substantial boost to the efficiency if planning to do several jumps. With a point refill this comes out to be 1050 energy instead of 1150 energy, and is well worth the tradeoff, as natural e is important for progressing gym experience.

Regular lead sellers (outdated):
• Lightviper[2811275]
• Matoros [2507667]
• Jaquelin [2811445]
• Kas [1987620]
• Lich7 [2830707]

To jump with Happy Oasis, join https://discord.gg/6seteRyYTf to see the jump schedule, or message Matoros with any questions.

Happy jumping!

[Viper's W.A.R.] Japanse & Macana RW · · 53 likes

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Let me know if interested in anything, prices are negotiable ^-^

Check out:

<< Display Case >>

(obo = or best offer)

Always up for a chat

Current stock

25% Penetrate* Macana 460m obo [Not in display, currently in use]

 

  • Damage:

    63.64

  • Accuracy:

    69.47

 

5% Frenzy* Yasukuni 280m obo In display :)

 

  • Damage:

    71.81

  • Accuracy:

    54.79

 

 



*

Penetrate: Ignores % of armor mitigation

Revitalize:  % Chance of restoring energy used upon final hit
Frenzy: % increased damage & hit chance on each consecutive hit

 

[Viper's W.A.R.] Japanse & Macana RW · · 6 likes

Sales history [Recent, starting May 2024]

| - 10% Revitalize* MP 40


Legacy sales history [Predating 2024]

"Sold at asking" means:
Sold at asking price.

"Sold at best offer" means:
Sold below asking price or through an item trade.

| - 93% Empower Naval Cutlass [3B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 17% Focus ArmaLite M-15A4 [1,1B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 10% Revitalize AK74U [950M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 17% Warlord TMP [850M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Warlord Sawed-Off Shotgun [720M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Warlord Sawed-Off Shotgun [660M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 22% Bleed Naval Cutlass [1,2B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 11% Fury Yasukuni Sword [950M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 10% Fury Samurai Sword [580M obo]
| - 15% Eviscerate Sawed-Off Shotgun [350M obo] (Currently equipped)
| - 51% Assassinate Heckler & Koch SL8 [300M obo]
| - 28% Wither Thompson [300M obo]
| - 26% Penetrate XM80 Rifle [240M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Execute Raven MP25 [200M obo]
| - 21% Puncture Heckler & Koch SL8 [240M obo]
| - 20% Puncture M16 A2 [230M obo]
| - 7% Expose Benelli M1 Tactical [240M obo]
| - 15% Execute Luger [210M obo]
| - 20% Puncture XM8 15 [210M obo]
| - 24% Impenetrable 52.36% Quality Assault Pants [1,35B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15 % Execute Desert Eagle [180M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 130% Wind-Up Macana [340M obo] Sold at asking
| - 19% Powerful Benelli M4 Super [320M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 2% Imperviable 7.84% Quality Marauder Gloves [1,6B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 20% Slow AK74U [130M obo] Sold at asking
| - Disarm 3 turn Macana [700M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 22% Weaken ArmaLite M-15A4 [1,85B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 17% Focus M16 A2 Rifle [200M obo] Sold at asking
| - 16% Powerful Mag 7 [280M obo] Sold at asking
| - 15% Powerful BT MP9 [850M obo] Sold at asking
| - 16% Warlord TMP [760M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 70% Quicken MP5K [170M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Focus Enfield SA-80 [550M obo] Sold at asking
| - 16% Execute Springfield 1911 [260M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 22% Specialist Beretta 92FS [90M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Motivation Kodachi [1,2B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 25% Plunder Yasukuni Sword [1,7B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 7% Expose Kodachi [700M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 10% Revitalize MP5K [950M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 54% Assassinate Fiveseven [130M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 17% Powerful ArmaLite M-15A4 [2B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 25% Weaken M16 A2 Rifle [260M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 24% Weaken Jackhammer [420M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 54% Assassinate M4A1 Colt Carbine [230M obo] Sold at asking
| - 15% Motivation Crowbar [180M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 71% Quicken USP [170M obo] Sold at asking
| - 7% Expose USP [85M obo] Sold at asking
| - 23% Eviscerate Jackhammer [3,2B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 13% Fury Kodachi [800M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Warlord MP5 Navy [840M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Warlord MP5k [820M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 12% Bloodlust Scimitar [650M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 36% Wither | 18% Powerful Skorpion [950M obo] Sold at asking
| - 22% Weaken Samurai Sword [900M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 10% Stun Milkor MGL [900M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Warlord Thompson [740M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 136% Wind-up Katana [320M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 17% Eviscerate Kama [450M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 17% Double Tap Five Seven [140M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 23% Weaken Samurai Sword [950M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Powerful M249 SAW [380M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Warlord Heckler & Koch SL8 [840M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Warlord XM8 Rifle [920M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 20% Berserk Claymore [180M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 21% Weaken M4A1 Colt Carbine [220M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 21% Plunder Crowbar [180M obo] Sold at asking
| - 18% Warlord P90 [960M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 25% Deadeye USP [160M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 27% Grace Samurai Sword [300M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 20% Weaken Benelli M1 Tactical [210M obo] Sold at asking
| - 23% Motivation 9mm Uzi [650M obo] Sold at asking
| - 26% Penetrate Heckler & Koch SL8 [210M obo] Sold at asking
| - 17% Warlord SKS Carbine [900M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 30% Berserk Yasukuni Sword [600M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 17% Warlord Blunderbuss [600M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 25% Weaken Katana [700M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 5% Frenzy Yasukuni [900M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Motivation Lorcin 380 [160M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Warlord Skorpion [900M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Warlord MP5K [900M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 16% Motivation Magnum [260M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 20% Bleed Ithaca 37 [220M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 31% Plunder Crowbar [850M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Warlord MP5 Navy [875M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 10% Revitalize MP 40 [1B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 22% Weaken ArmaLite M-15A4 [1.8B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 10% Revitalize MP 40 [1B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 10% Revitalize MP5 Navy [1.1B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 15% Warlord Benelli M1 Tactical [900M obo] Sold at asking
| - 10% Revitalize Skorpion [1.05B obo] Sold at best offer
| - 24% Proficience Bushmaster Carbon 15 [180M obo] Sold at best offer
| - 34% Deadeye XM8 15 [220M obo] Sold at asking

Reserved weapons

Red 64% Bleed Macana: 10b · · 6 likes

MercMerchArmory already has a reputable presence in Torn.
First known as Garak, running "Improve Your Passive Income Stream", making money for quite a few players.
After that he was known as AD-Trade-Wunda, running "The Ad Agency", the most reputable advertisement service in the city, with dozens of advertisers/clients.

He is very professional, typically honest to a fault, and a great guy to have a chat with on any topics.

I am certain anyone making dealings with him here will be more than satisfied!

Nukes land at Midnight · · 18 likes

Lurking karma farmers:
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I would have upvoted if I hadn't already before ^^

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Lovely, that makes sense then! Don't often do missions so it will have been there for a while indeed. Thanks for your time! Feel free to grave :)

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My last attack was 6 days ago

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It completed straight away as I accepted it. 

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What do you do with your nerve? ·

I dump it in crimes. I miss Crimes 1.0 where it was easier to dump it fast.

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Stock market only costs about a million and after that you have it forever, it's the go-to place to store money for most people. Banking is more as an investment, max 2B so at some point you will have to look elsewhere. As a new player you can first week or so also buy the piggy bank, which can hold stuff once until broken. Later on you can trust your faction vault, use a company vault as a director, 1B in your home, infinite in stocks or more or less infinite converted into items. It really isn't that much of an issue, just the first few days. 

Keeping your head low in global is indeed a good idea, you might have learned it the hard way, but you are all the wiser now if you wanna continue :)

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disregard · · 2 likes

You are supposed to attack her spouse, not her.

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Buying or selling trains? ~Advertise Here~ ·

Looking to buy 10 trains daily for 2-7 months

Manual labor: 62,039
Intelligence: 30,856
Endurance: 62,847
Employee Effectiveness: 10
Addiction Mitigation: 10

Company types interested in:

Music Store
Ladies Strip Club
Pub
Clothing Store
Law firm

Price/Rehab frequency negotiable.