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Shaft Solutions, Mining Corp, Hiring up to 4m! · · 5 likes

I am actively seeking new employees to boost up a newer mining corp. Currently 5* almost making enough for 6*

Current pay is 20x highest stat with a soft cap of 3.5M. Earn up to 4M per day with 10ee merits. Open to negotiations for highly qualified applicants.

Lowest requirement request:
50k+ MAN or 50K INT. Starting at 1m a day!

I need two or three employees with over 110k INT and 50K Man.

I DESPERATELY need two sugar daddies high stat individuals to help me push this bitch corporation to 7* asap. Roughly looking for 250k+ INT and minimal 90k Man.

If you meet these qualifications, and are considering working for a mining corp, please contact me. We can work something out ;)

Here's a picture of Noodles the cat (not mine) as a lil treat for you making it this far in my post that I have to do if I want to make money.
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You earned it.

Apply here

Mining Corporation job perks:
1* Salty: 5JP worthless salt shaker that looks cool in display cases.
3* Thirsty: Passive 30% alcohol cooldown reduction
5* Rock Salt; 1JP. Roughly 3-5e worth of training per JP.
7* Essential Salts: Passive 10% maximum life. Extra Girth
10* Preserved Meat: 25JP Boost current life to 150% of maximum. Useful for war but I'd rather have stats TBH.

Disclaimer: I will do my best to always be fair and respectful. I expect rehab and activity like everyone else. Trains are rotated or distributed as needed for effectiveness while I raise the stars.

Thanks amigos.

Aurora Surrealis (6.8m+ respect) is Recruiting · · 8 likes

Fantastic group of people!

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 2 likes

Edit: position found, thanks to those that reached out with offers.

Curious what's out there.

Manual labor 28,212
Intelligence 20,890
Endurance 33,460
Total 82,562
+10ee merits
Rehab at or below -10
Active daily.

Looking for passive income and rotational trains.

Won't join a psf that's under 10* and pays better than I deserve. I know y'all getting desperate.

Cats for Loot (Giveaway!) · · 5 likes

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This is my cat Beese. She's a bit odd.

Orange SELLING Ranked War Market · · 4 likes

121% empower orange yasukuni.
Taking offers. Mail me.
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Edit: made it it's own thread after all the interest received so far: Link

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[RW] Ionization vs Neon Cartel · · 3 likes

Thanks for your support mate! Mead speaks very highly of you. <3

[RW] Ionization vs Neon Cartel · · 19 likes

Now that it’s over and I can speak to it a bit, that was one hell of a war. It was, in my opinion, pretty evenly matched and Ion could have taken the win here for sure.

 

I don't like to make excuses, but the chain report will show you that we had a good chunk of our top end unavailable for this war. We firmly believe in the right to real life and are supportive of our members putting themselves first. That said, it made this war extremely close and uncomfortable for us the whole time.

 

Ion crushed us in the opening duel. They had full control and our available top end was maxed on CD and spent for a bit. We were barely able to maintain chain control which ultimately is why we were able to pull this off and win. Even after we were able to break their chain and grind out the lead, Ion was able to take control back 2 more times. 

 

This war was entirely dependent on our mid-low range, which REALLY came through for us and kept the chain alive at all costs. We would have never admitted it during obviously, but they almost broke our chain many times and we barely hung on with our available top end tapped out. We also had to do an unfortunate amount of outside hits just to hang on by a thread.

 

It honestly was looking really really bad for us at one point, then “a wild Nokian appeared”. Nokian, was away and mostly unavailable this weekend but literally showed up at the perfect moment and caused enough chaos for us to regain control and that was the turning point for the war. Without Nokian’s “heroics”, Ion could have run away with it. It was incredibly close.

 

We would have fought you the entire time though, so I’m really glad for our sanity that it didn't come to that. ;)

 

So don’t sell yourselves short! You guys absolutely crushed it even with a larger small end than us. Fantastic war!

 

GGs

 

<3 -NC leadership

 

[RW] Ionization vs Neon Cartel · · 3 likes

Looks sick mate, GLHF <3

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here ·

Looking for High pay for a bit, Please DM me your offers!

 

  • Manual labor 76,052
  • Intelligence 68,840
  • Endurance 80,199
  • Total 225,091

 

+4 EE for now, will get +5 soon (one more merit away) and +10 in like 4 months when I finish EDU.

 

Thank you =)

I have accepted an offer. Thanks All. 

1T Stats, dividends ·

Congrats AiR!!

[tool] war end calculator (w/ terms) · · 1 like

Super helpful. Much appreciated!

[QoL] Auction House - favourite listings · · 1 like

Agree that this is a small simple update that would be helpful. Another use case would be trying to track what things sell for which as someone who doesn't use the AH often, I'd love to be more knowledgeable on current trends and prices. 

Torn City · · 4 likes

You've been on my enemies list for years for bullying and harassing new players. You've received a massive 3600+ bounties for being an asshole. 

 

The torn community would be better without you. Go cry about it somewhere else since you gambled away all your cash.

LIQUIDATION SALE (until May 10) ·

easy to work with. appreciate you!

Prisoner of War - 2026 Tour · · 1 like

Sounds like a great Idea and fun time Amigo! Make sure you stop by on your journey!

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Vegemites First and Second 25k · · 1 like

Congrats amigos!!

VladBull Trader Buying RW Cache,SEs,Everythig · · 1 like

Great as always. Thanks Vlad!

TOP 100 Battlestats (93b) · · 2 likes

Congrats amigo! Fantastic work mate. 

[32R+]Cargo Runs-A New Era of Faction Trade & PvP ·

R+

[Crimes 2.0] Cracking: An In-Depth Guide · · 12 likes

Just sharing my rig with no overclocking for the merit. it's one time use since everything goes max heat, but it got the merit.

17:00:31 - 28/05/25 You were awarded the honor: Overclocked

 

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[32R+]Cargo Runs-A New Era of Faction Trade & PvP · · 4 likes

I love this idea, and a lot of thought went into it. In the case this gets dev attention, this could also be part of travel 2.0, and elements from this could apply to flights as well, just flights would be the PvE version.

 

Fantastic Idea Synth!

Fedded Archives · · 1 like

Damnnnnn. hahaha. Thanks for showing me! 

Fedded Archives ·

That was our guess, but I worked closely with the dude teaching him how to train and eat drugs lol. he was a total noob which is what made me doubt multi. 

Fedded Archives ·

We just lost one, curious to see why in next update.

 

https://www.torn.com/profiles.php?XID=3173912

NambHobe [3173912]

 

 

POPS HELD HOSTAGE !! · · 3 likes

I know I haven't been kind to you, but I am sorry this has happened to you.