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Convict_Baby [2829146] Level 45 The Undead DEAD Zombie

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Want to have fun? this is the place to start! · · 1 like

accepting day ones, or level 100s, the Rainman12 Is a good place to be!

The First World Bank · · 1 like

Hey have you done the thing?

Got a misson I need some backup for · · 0 likes

Anyone who's sank a decent ammout of time into the Duke questline knows that once you get a high enough reputation you can unlock higher difficulty (and better paying) contracts. As of right now, I'm on track to unlock "Expert" contracts. The problem? The contract involved to unlock said contracts specifically states I have to defeat Duke himself, and I don't think I'm at that point yet. The solution? Duke specifically said he doesn't care who I bring for backup, as long as he's defeated. I'll pay every person that participates in the battle with me 250,000 torn dollars. Just comment under this post saying you will, and me and the rest of the participates will schedule a time, and even plan a strategy. Yes, I'm tryharding this much. Sue me.

Come on down to Xan's Big Bangers! Now hireing! · · 0 likes

Xan's Big Bangers is an up-and-coming fireworks company that uses its small size to its advantage! that said, we could always use some more people! come on down to Xan's Big Bangers!

Looking for employs-bape bangers · · 0 likes

just a up-and-coming fireworks stand! pays up to 100,000 a day.

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Notifications - mobile ·

Yep, nada. Putting in my specs just in case:

 

Device: samsung SM-S918U Android: 16 App version: 2.3.37

Notifications - mobile ·

Exact same issue. Gonna try relogging and check back, hang on.

Looking for a faction; post details here ·

I am looking specifically for a faction that specializes in Organized Crimes and crime-related buffs, and any action that doesn't fit that criteria can eat a big fat gorilla dick. I am level 41, will not be sharing my battle stats over a public forums (though I would be happy to share through private messages), and am online at least once a day, though am often online more or less than that due to life bullshit. You know how it be.

Where to burglar for arson mats ·

Thank ye

Where to burglar for arson mats · · 1 like

Okay but where the piss do I get a blanket or three Im noy paying 200k for a f**king peice of cloth

Got a misson I need some backup for ·

Gonna be honest, I didn't see this until just now. When's the next one?

Got a misson I need some backup for ·

Anyone who's sank a decent ammout of time into the Duke questline knows that once you get a high enough reputation you can unlock higher difficulty (and better paying) contracts. As of right now, I'm on track to unlock "Expert" contracts. The problem? The contract involved to unlock said contracts specifically states I have to defeat Duke himself, and I don't think I'm at that point yet. The solution? Duke specifically said he doesn't care who I bring for backup, as long as he's defeated. I'll pay every person that participates in the battle with me 250,000 torn dollars. Just comment under this post saying you will, and me and the rest of the participates will schedule a time, and even plan a strategy. Yes, I'm tryharding this much. Sue me.

Doc Evil's Advice Hour · · 1 like

I'm small. In fact, I'm a baby. Literally, just, look at me. Fix that, Doc.

1 TRILLION NW ACHIEVED!!! (BOXING GLOVE GIVEAWAY) ·

I doubt I'll win, but it might be fun to try. Good job, though! Have fun with your remaining days in torn.

Drop a word, add a word ·

Comfy nap

Want to have fun? this is the place to start! ·

Me too buddy.

Into the night: A wander through Torn city · · 1 like

The baby had to giggle to himself. It was true! Convict was one of the most cunning, determined, and aggressive Crime Babys to ever join the ranks! was... Despite this, it was nice to have met someone who understood him, even if they were just another drunkard looking for a bit of entertainment.

And chaos was his thing. He loved chaos. So having it handed to him on a silver platter with practically no downsides was like handing a druggie some pot, but the pot regenerates and it won't put the druggie in the hospital. This was Convict's dream!

Needless to say, he was stoked. He's never been this excited since his first bank robbery.

(OOC: Sorry I forgot about this for a bit)

The Final Score · · 1 like

(Fair enough, I just thought it would be funny to see a toddler pull a shotgun out of his a-- and rob you with it.)

Mark "Convict" Baby walked into the room, waited for a bit to wait for them to stop... whatever they were doing, and then babbled at both of them. He wasn't sure why they even picked him up, but he was getting impatient. He wanted to rob someone, now.

Into the night: A wander through Torn city · · 1 like

The criminal baby looked to Sakura33, nodded, and tried (and failed) to pull himself up onto a nearby seat. After a few attempts, he decided to jab his Macana into the base of the chair and climb that. After a while, the baby was also captivated by the suspense of the movie. It felt good to watch someone shoot a bunch of people and not getting arrested or shot himself.

Into the night: A wander through Torn city · · 1 like

Convict Baby, former member of the Crime Babys, managed to sneak into the Cinema. He wasn't here to rob the place, at least not yet, he was here to find a bit of entertainment, seeing as almost every bar and every... "special club," wouldn't let a four-year-old inside. Annoying, I know. So he decided to go to the one place he could sneak into without getting kicked out, the movies. His small stature allowed him to easily sneak into one of the Action Movies, because no way he was watching "Torn City Tom the Train: Derailed." He wasn't sure what movie he snuck into, because he can't read, all he knew was that he heard suspenseful music coming from here, so he gave it a go.

The First World Bank · · 1 like

Hey have you done the thing?

The First World Bank ·

okie

The First World Bank ·

Name: Kevin "Convict" Baby
Age: 4
Allies:
The Crime Babys.
Specialties:
Stealth and knife skills. horrible at safe cracking. decent with a throwing knife.
Backstory: Kevin remains a mystery, as no information about his parents is available. However, it is widely known that one should not cross paths with him, as he is a formidable individual.
Loud gun:
Sawed-off shotgun.
Stealth gun: Double-wield pistols. laser sights.

The underage convict babbles impatiently to himself, then sheathes his macana, takes a sip out of his sippy cup, then does a triple check on the gear. After confirming that he has enough bullets, the convict loads his pistols. You can tell he's tired of waiting.

TORN Role Player Hub - RP Q&A · · 1 like

I'm down, shoot.

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Based on my understanding, it seems like they are inquiring about the particular aspect in which they may have breached Torn's policy.