THE DEVIL'S ADVERTISING SERVICE
Services offered
Trade Chat Advertising
This Service will provide you with Advertisement in Trade Chat, if advertiser is traveling , in travel chat too ( Great for Traders right) and in Hospital chat too, if advertiser is in hospital, which is suitable for Healers.
Special Recruiting
In this service , we advertisers will specifically search for employee for companies and recruit for factions, however even we are not sure if they will join or not, but it saves you time , if you are lazy and you don't get a target on your back, if the person we contact gets angry or irritated, we get a bounty on our head. However we won't complain about it to you and demand a compensation.( How do we do it? Now that's a secret but one of it's method is looking at profile of every possible player and searching through old history of Faction and Company Recruitment Forum)
{**It Doesn't mean that players will necessarily join into your company or faction, if we want we can hire happy jumpers to join and stay with you, but we don't do that.**}
**Unfortunately, we don't provide forum and post bumping as it doesn't feels good that you are not trying to pour the effort and trying to stay above others to earn karma( I personally Shun those who provide this service XD)**
I am The Head Advertiser, and have people working under me.So if you see someone sending your link in trade don't panic he is my underling. Don't Contact them personally to hire them as i won't provide services to you again if you do that and post your profile and torn ID in outcast section of this post.
Pricelist of Services offered
Trade Chat Advertising
To Avail this, service you need to have $1,200,000 cash with you. If you like to pay in cash. Or ( 1 xanax and 5 Tear Gas) , i will recommend this one as it is cheaper, if you can fly that is and can do mathematics and calculation ( POV : You can't do math then the next time your course ends , starts your mathematics course in torn city XD)
Special Recruiting
To avail this you will be deducting $1,500,000 cash instantly or sending 2 xanax from your pocket to me and i will specially search for upto 20 players or more send them your advertisement, look up the history of recruitment of forum posts.(Rest of Process is trade secret)
Combo offer
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[background color=var(--bbc-body-bg-color)]General Rules[/background]
1. Will be posting Minimum of 40 ads again this is minimum amount, maximum is 55 ads per hour.
2. I will contact you or you will hire me, but don't suddenly send payment to me until we close the deal and i send the first message in chats, as i might be busy taking a dump in house and AFK.
3. If you send me money, even when i am not replying then i am not hired and won't be returning the money ( Just Kidding Duke's Parcel and Post office will take 50% as Compensation) so in this case only half of the amount send will be returned.
4. I Repeat read point 3 again.
5. Don't Contact my underlings directly they are happy with the little amount of pay they are receiving as they are newbies ( just kidding they are a happy bunch and always want to earn extra while lazing around) however, still don't contact them, it will get you on outcast list of my services.
6. If you aren't satisfied and want to stop my service in middle, you can't stop it , you can only ask for a 50% refund under the initial 15 min.
7. The pricelist for services mentioned above is for An hour of Service.
8. All these services are available for anyone , if you are an advertiser and looking to be my underling, Contact Me. I am not a racist but don't expect a high pay or something.
9.{**It Doesn't mean that players will necessarily join into your company or faction, if we want we can hire happy jumpers to join and stay with you, but we don't do that.**}
WARNING.
Other Advertiser Don't need to stoop so low as to copy and paste my Forum post ( which still hasn't happened) without asking me, just ask me and Negotiate with me to copy the content here. I need to get money too as my thumbs have become sore while typing this on Android device and i utilised my time, so instead of expecting something for free , pay for it.
I will be Happy to have your feedback and get my SERVICE RATED rated whenever you use it.
**##Altough I Provide my services to My faction for free , i will still accept bonus and tips XD.##**
I will Provide services to my company for 50% off on listed price.
Wall Of Shame
***WE GOT OUR FIRST CANDIDATE FOR WALL OF SHAME, HE PAID ME FOR ONE HOUR OF SPECIAL RECRUITING AND I FOUND HIM TWO EMPLOYEES IN THAT DURATION BUT HE MESSAGES ME AGAIN 8 OR 9 HOURS LATER ASKING FOR ANOTHER EMPLOYEE TO REPLACE AN INACTIVE ONE, BUT I ALREADY HAD A PRIOR CONTRACT SO I REFUSED HIM TO DO SERVICE BUT I STILL LOOKED UP IN RECRUITMENT FORUM AND SENT HIM A PLAYER ID , SINCE HE WAS LOOKING FOR JOB, BUT THEN HE ASKS FOR A REFUND AND SAYS I OWN HIM $750K SINCE I DIDN'T FOUND HIM A CANDIDATE EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T PAY ME ANY AMOUNT DURING THAT TIME, AND IS NOW PLACING BOUNTIES ON ME.***
1.)
Maye [2525767]
**I have screenshot of our chats and log of payments so if you think i am in wrong or something by reading this, just drop me a hi and i will send you those evidence **copy**, not real ones ,haha.**
Sadly , we found someone to post them here, and i have met some players who put bounty on you just for talking to them and asking i they wanna join during advertising.
Even in company and faction recruitment forum players have blocked me or attacked me just for contacting you.
I wanna put those petty person name here , but i am not a petty person, My heart is as big as Duke's real name.
Back after a month was unavailable bcoz of semester exams