If this post is up, I'm interested in buying. Will make payments when I'm online. Looking to pay for 10-hit batches (or more for more. $250k/loss), not onesie-twosie hits. Please message me after you're done hitting so I know you're selling to me and not just a random attacker.
Working Stats Manual labor 100,208 Intelligence 98,787 Endurance 95,093 Total 294,088
10/10 EE
10/10 addiction recovery
Will rehab when I'm red-brained
Looking for highest-paying job available with trains on rotation. Looking to make change in the next couple of days, still seeking opportunities if this is still up.
Who are we? We’re an up-and-coming ranked warring faction that’s focused on building each other up. We are a blend of newer and more experienced players,and we are fully committed to making big wins (which we often do), getting stronk, and having fun! Oh, and een paar van onze leiders zijn Nederlands (but not Roskatha), dus als je dit kunt lezen, overweeg dan om lid te worden!
What do we offer?
Wartime: Addiction reduction VI, 500 chain, and growth-centric RW payouts (PI rentals, DPs, eDVDs, and cash too)
Peacetime: Travel capacity VI, Xanax for happy jumps, and the kind of camaraderie most people can only dream of
All the time: Unlimited drugs (seriously!), full combat gear + Armalite, OC support, SAFE faction vault, coaching and guidance to help you grow, and a fantastic community that has each others' back
What do we need from you?
Engagement: When you're part of The Witcher, you're part of a team that's committed to building each other up and getting stronger together. We need the same level of commitment back from you. Daily logins, sincere efforts to learn, and be ready to follow instructions during chaining and wartime activities. No drama, please!
Growth mindset: We will give you the tools, but you have to want to pull yourself upward. We need you to be eager to learn and self-motivated. Fly, trade, train, get strong, use your education, do crimes, and rack up merits. We'll be there to offer you our support and cheer you on as you knock down your milestones.
Plug in: We use Discord for communication and coordinating RW efforts, and look to have the entire faction in our channels. We also leverage TornStats and YATA to help us with administration and coordination for RW activities.
We've got just a few vacancies left, so applicants will be considered carefully, but please feel free to contact Meloen, PasqualeBanana, or Roskatha if you have any questions, or just apply!
This was a good crew! Tough lessons learned for the first timers, but Elimination is an unforgiving mistress. The group did well with the hand we were dealt, but we're never going to win against a stacked deck (which is what Elimination is all about). Still, it was fun, and look forward to seeing some of you again in the future!
Image the first: the Roakatha family enjoying some Christmas day cheer around the immaculately appointed Christmas tree (faces tastefully redacted).
Image the second: the Roskatha children, having succumbed to their baser instincts, have knocked out one of their numbers in an attempt to lay claim to all of the Christmas presents. The youngest, our daughter, moves to dispassionately dispatch of her eldest brother, who, having chosen to invest 95% of his battle stats in speed and dex, has little hope of vanquishing his balanded-statted little sister.
Here is a delicious meal made by gonks (tomten), for gonks, served on a gonky plate, complete with a wee gonktastic dessert (or pudding if one prefers).
Gonk-portioned meatloaf, bacon maple ketchup infused
Gonk-allocated garlic mashed potatoes
Gonk-sized green bean quaterstaffs (for them, anyway)
Gonk-poured bacon beef gravy atop several of the courses
Gonk-approved chocolate cookie topped with peppermint chocolate kiss
In the background: Grik, Ggron, and Glizabeth, our local gonks.
Just a picture? No, a kiss like this deserves a video... and more, so much more. For a game like this to be so much for so many... to be exciting, yet familiar, action packed while also ready to just chill, prepared to travel the world or start a fight just for you, to give you friendships and vendettas and war and peace and communities and feuds and, yes, even some Christmas cheer.... Well, anyone lucky enough to find Torn is truly a lucky person, indeed.
Absolutely an amazing time. A big thank you to the leadership for driving us so far forward, and thank you to a team that trusted the process and focused on smashing skulls. Was an absolute pleasure, let's do this again real soon!
Listen, Duke. You and I both know i ain't the best at the AI stuff. I mean, after the Easter debacle, I almost skipped this one altogether (why it put an Easter egg THERE of all places is beyond me).
Anyways, I gave it my best shot. The mooks ended up asking me to pay to do more of these, but when you see what I did, I think you'll agree I should be paid NOT to do this.
Here is my first of ya. Classy, tasteful, and only a little boozy. I think it'll make a nice Christmas card, but nothing to write home for.
After that it all went downhill and FAST. I won't bore you with the details, but these computers can't seem to remember what they did ten seconds ago. Kinda like my Uncle Paulie after you took Penelope upside his head. This one was supposed to be you giving away Christmas Spirit to the people of Torn, but apparently it confused you for your fat cousin Nico or something, I dunno.
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