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Funniest AT WORK stories (giveaway) · · 2 likes

In my younger days I was working retail - Long story short two co-workers were hassling me to tell this stupid pirate joke that I'd been know for.
Side note, I love to get right into the joke.
So I refuse over and over, due to the fact that we're not in the break room anymore. Finally I give in and I crack the joke:

"What's a pirates favorite letter?", usually met with "uhhhh, RRRR"?
I reply extatically with "NO MATEY, E'RBODY THINKS SHE B RRRRRR, BUT SHE B' THE C(sea)!"

My co-workers both look at me like the idiot I am - BUT ONE ASILE OVER - An unsuspecting customer was just hit with the worst accent and joke he's ever heard and bellows laughter to the heavens.

Que my silent death on the job.

(Best part is I am now dating one of those co-workers happily for the last 3 years!) - She even liked the joke.

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