20:00:07 - 24/07/24
Update at the Donkey Sanctuary!
T.C. Donkey Sanctuary would like to apologize to any customers who purchased stocks of "Alan's Milk" earlier this year. This product has now been recalled after it was discovered that Alan, the Donkey, was not lactating spontaneously, and was actually suffering from a serious skin infection causing his nipples to ooze. Those affected by this mistake are entitled to a 50% discount at the Sanctuary gift shop.
NatashaTrace: forum
NatashaTrace [2848521] Level 77
- Forum posts (Torn's count)
- 30 observed
- Archived posts
- 29
- Threads started (archived)
- 0
Boards
From the 29 newest archived posts.
- General Discussion
- Company Recruitment
- Fun & Games
- Achievements
- Trading Post
- Attacking
- Gambling
Recent archived posts
ever heard ur name, but cant believe after heard ur stories in this forum, wonderful! applause for y. and y deserved for it! Proud for y..
19:00:08 - 30/06/24
Donkey Sanctuary update!
Alan has acquired a red cravat. Nobody at the Sanctuary is sure where Alan found the cravat, nor how he put it on, but everybody agrees that it suits him. Alan has been wearing the cravat for two months now. Alan's cravat stinks.
16:03:06 - 23/04/24 You won $3,500,000,000 on your $1,000,000,000 Draw (3-Way Ordinary time) bet on Ethnikos Achnas v Apollon Limassol
Trust trader. Legit and safe from mug. thanks, he's friendly! can be see his friend list.
03:00:08 - 21/02/24
Thank you for sponsoring Alan, the Donkey.
Earlier this morning, Alan bit the hand of a schoolchild for petting him on the snout, and he ate their winter gloves. Alan has been punished for this with a one-day apple ban, but he doesn't seem to care, as his tummy is full of mittens.
Thank you for sponsoring Alan, the Donkey.
Earlier this morning, Alan bit the hand of a schoolchild for petting him on the snout, and he ate their winter gloves. Alan has been punished for this with a one-day apple ban, but he doesn't seem to care, as his tummy is full of mittens.
14:45:06 - 31/01/24
Donkey Sanctuary reporting in!
Alan was found wandering across the freeway at 3am this morning, having hopped a wooden fence to escape his pasture. Alan looked sorry for himself when caught, and CCTV footage later revealed why, as while leaping out of his enclosure, Alan appears to have smashed his testicles on a concrete fencepost. Alan is now happily squatting on a bag of ice cubes.
Donkey Sanctuary reporting in!
Alan was found wandering across the freeway at 3am this morning, having hopped a wooden fence to escape his pasture. Alan looked sorry for himself when caught, and CCTV footage later revealed why, as while leaping out of his enclosure, Alan appears to have smashed his testicles on a concrete fencepost. Alan is now happily squatting on a bag of ice cubes.
23:30:06 - 18/12/23
Torn City Donkey Sanctuary here!
The Torn City Donkey Sanctuary is sad to report that Alan began a course of life-saving treatment this week. Alan is not sick, but he did become jealous when he saw his stablemate, Clive, being hand-fed his own vital medication. Our intern, who has now been fired, gave Alan a course of powerful anti-viral drugs because he was "making a sad face." Alan must now be fed placebos at 8:30am each morning to stop him headbutting the fence.
Torn City Donkey Sanctuary here!
The Torn City Donkey Sanctuary is sad to report that Alan began a course of life-saving treatment this week. Alan is not sick, but he did become jealous when he saw his stablemate, Clive, being hand-fed his own vital medication. Our intern, who has now been fired, gave Alan a course of powerful anti-viral drugs because he was "making a sad face." Alan must now be fed placebos at 8:30am each morning to stop him headbutting the fence.
- 03:30:07 - 04/12/23
- You have received a letter from Alan, the Donkey, who was sponsored in your name.
Alan is well, as are his wife and children. His brother Peter is dead. Alan appears in fine spirits, despite everything, and has been sniffing around his dead brother's widow, paying particular attention to her posterior.
Smart way to make profit for it within way to get merit! ??
Really nice services!
Really nice services!
I really didn't expect to get praise from him after asking why the faction was named like that, is Riot so original?
that the last thing I remembered from him..
It cant be my very first knowing my friend from fact that already passed away irl. x( x( x(
And definitely WUNDA is original part from RIOT fam.
that the last thing I remembered from him..
It cant be my very first knowing my friend from fact that already passed away irl. x( x( x(
And definitely WUNDA is original part from RIOT fam.
Donkey Sanctuary update!
Alan has acquired a red cravat. Nobody at the Sanctuary is sure where Alan found the cravat, nor how he put it on, but everybody agrees that it suits him. Alan has been wearing the cravat for two months now. Alan's cravat stinks.
Alan has acquired a red cravat. Nobody at the Sanctuary is sure where Alan found the cravat, nor how he put it on, but everybody agrees that it suits him. Alan has been wearing the cravat for two months now. Alan's cravat stinks.
Thank you for sponsoring Alan, the Donkey.
Earlier this morning, Alan bit the hand of a schoolchild for petting him on the snout, and he ate their winter gloves. Alan has been punished for this with a one-day apple ban, but he doesn't seem to care, as his tummy is full of mittens.
Earlier this morning, Alan bit the hand of a schoolchild for petting him on the snout, and he ate their winter gloves. Alan has been punished for this with a one-day apple ban, but he doesn't seem to care, as his tummy is full of mittens.
thats why RiOT is so ORIGINAL. Proud to being part of there.
and go for FUNAMBULIST! (Big Muscle)
and go for FUNAMBULIST! (Big Muscle)
18:20:38 - 08/07/23 You were awarded the honor: Self Defense
18:20:42 - 08/07/23 You were awarded the medal: Bouncer (Successfully defend against 50 attacks)
Great, R+!
I maybe consider buy again for 450 losses in future
18:20:42 - 08/07/23 You were awarded the medal: Bouncer (Successfully defend against 50 attacks)
Great, R+!
I maybe consider buy again for 450 losses in future
You added Mermaid to your friends list
Serious, to work in Lingerie Store *10 one day and flying everyday.
Buying trains, 350-400k per trains, 50 - 70 times in a week. Long term.
Focus to reach into 80k INT and 100k END.
Prefer company : Music store *8-10 or clothing store *8-10 or Game shop *10.
Focus to reach into 80k INT and 100k END.
Prefer company : Music store *8-10 or clothing store *8-10 or Game shop *10.
- MAN : 12,996
- INT: 38,487
- END : 20,426
- Total 71,909
- EE 7/ 10
Arma 5,7b
Mikor 2,4b
dbs 2b
Mikor 2,4b
dbs 2b
Forgot and buried