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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 13 likes

C/O 5.5b

B/O 7b

Bank interest keep dropping :( · · 19 likes

The economy is crashing

 

The Pet Portrait Parade · · 43 likes

[image: i.imgur.com]This is my dog she happy to participate but only for the bacon strips! (She also wonders why a phone is taking her picture) Anyways Merry Christmas and good luck in Christmas town!

8* Mining Company [HIRING] Rotating Trains · · 1 like

8* mining company hiring. 45K+ MAN. MIN Pay 1m up to 2m for MAN position. Bonus pay with EE and current activity streak.

78% Parry 19% Evis · · 2 likes

C/O 5.5b

B/O 7b

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Hey torn what the actual fuck is this matchmaking!!!:) ·

I mean fair we gotta just carve out our own existence ill never beat bodybagger but i can have fun on the way. Just looks like your faction was inflated in the old system so im sure it will get better

78% Parry 19% Evis ·

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78% Parry 19% Evis ·

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RED WEAPON SELLING THREAD · · 13 likes

C/O 5.5b

B/O 7b

78% Parry 19% Evis · · 2 likes

C/O 5.5b

B/O 7b

Torn is dead, and you are all to blame. · · 4 likes

Is this excel for windows 95

Why are the buttons shiny? · · 1 like

Ew darkmode torn

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake ·

Your age 1600

my age 1300

dude is gender neutral youre just a moron gotta spend time w my spouse ttyl <3 

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake · · 3 likes

What are you trying to say 😭 i have 87 days played which is a lot and you have 289! You should have more xanax taken than me but you dont, you should have more attacks but you dont, you should have more money but you dont, you should have more money but you dont.

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake · · 4 likes

Lol idk why im trying to explain anything to a dude with 1k usd spent a year more of time on me and less than 1b battle stats

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake · · 2 likes

Bud you realize ive been in other factions lol ive been in 39th for like 4 months. I bought my own expensive toys. Also again 10 people stacking out of 30 members gets 400 hits and then you have 20 more members to chain watch. You dont even have to use cans or fhcs. I would figure a guy whos been playing longer than me would know a full stack is 40 hits. 

also yeah last 1k yesterday was a termed war and we have hit caps. 

Tldr youve been playing linger than me never progressed and think a 500 chain is hard when its bare minimum if 30% of you fac stacks lololol

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake ·

Sounds like your just coming up with excuses dog youre typing a lot when you should do outside hits if no ones available to get the chain milti hugher and hit the bonus quicker. 

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake ·

Yeah farm outside hits and land bonus on enemy dog its basic stuff. 

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake ·

I just have a wild comprehending it, small faction or not all should stack for war. But also 14 hours so 320rp 😭

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake · · 2 likes

If your sad i am a towel i can dry you up 

New · · 1 like

Go to google look up baldrs guide for torn city helped me start and join a faction 1m+ respect

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake ·

Womp womp

A Cautionary Tale from Torn City: When So-Called Leaders Lose It Over an Honest New Player Mistake · · 1 like

Lol 500th hit is crazy i dont care if there is 10 people in a faction a chain should not take 14hrs to get 500😂

SHAT DIRTY BOMB INCOMING · · 2 likes

I about SHAT myself laughing seeing the second bomb go off

“Its even funnier the second time!”

TRAVEL 2.0 RAGE THREAD ·

SO I HAVE TO FLY WITH POORS TO GET MORE PLUSHIES THE FRICK YO