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LauReb [2862009] Level 35

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Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

I've worked my way through the torn jobs. looking for a 7*+(preferably 10*) job in one of the following companies:
  • Fitness Centre or
  • Gents Strip club or
  • Adult Novelties
STATS
  • Manual labor 4,502
  • Intelligence 10,610
  • Endurance 5,161
  • Total 20,333
I'm active multiple times a day and rehab whenever needed

Please contact me with offers :)

Looking for a faction; post details here · · 3 likes

Looking to be a guest in a warring faction for a few weeks(preferably one not in Diamond so i can actually hit targets)
im very active.
Stats are between 15m-20m total.
Steadfast would be great. i don't need access to your xanax for training as i have my own but xanax for wars would be great.
Please let me know what your war payouts are like(ie price per hit etc)
Cannot leave my current faction until after war.

Maximum happy(99,999) · · 2 likes

If anyone is or knows anyone that is at maximum happy(99,999) and would be happy for me to use poison mistletoe on them, please contact me. happy to discuss payments if needed

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This is not just a faction recruit... · · 0 likes

*Insert Marks & Spencers theme tune*
This is not just a faction recruit…this is a Bloody Sloths faction recruit…
Weekly ranked war with good pay per RW hit.
Free Xanax for training & RW
+10 travel capacity, Steadfast perks, Increased nerve, an extra 24 hour booster cool down and 50% energy gain from energy drinks…plus more benefits!
If you have a good level of banter, with a side of dark humour, come and join us.

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Looking for a faction; post details here · · 3 likes

Looking to be a guest in a warring faction for a few weeks(preferably one not in Diamond so i can actually hit targets)
im very active.
Stats are between 15m-20m total.
Steadfast would be great. i don't need access to your xanax for training as i have my own but xanax for wars would be great.
Please let me know what your war payouts are like(ie price per hit etc)
Cannot leave my current faction until after war.

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Maximum happy(99,999) · · 2 likes

If anyone is or knows anyone that is at maximum happy(99,999) and would be happy for me to use poison mistletoe on them, please contact me. happy to discuss payments if needed

Looking for Work? Post your Stats here · · 1 like

I've worked my way through the torn jobs. looking for a 7*+(preferably 10*) job in one of the following companies:
  • Fitness Centre or
  • Gents Strip club or
  • Adult Novelties
STATS
  • Manual labor 4,502
  • Intelligence 10,610
  • Endurance 5,161
  • Total 20,333
I'm active multiple times a day and rehab whenever needed

Please contact me with offers :)

Leaving torn. ·

Torn is a great escape from rl, I’ve been so grateful to some of my torn friends when rl got rough. Hope rl gets better and you decide to come back to torn in future :)

This is not just a faction recruit... ·

*Insert Marks & Spencers theme tune*
This is not just a faction recruit…this is a Bloody Sloths faction recruit…
Weekly ranked war with good pay per RW hit.
Free Xanax for training & RW
+10 travel capacity, Steadfast perks, Increased nerve, an extra 24 hour booster cool down and 50% energy gain from energy drinks…plus more benefits!
If you have a good level of banter, with a side of dark humour, come and join us.

Name my baby for $100m · · 1 like

Hattie
Haley