Dear Santa Calabrese,
How are you? Well enuff chit-chat cause i aint interested in you dat much.
Anyway, dis year i want:
1. A cat name flattypants
2. A nice-japanese vase for Ms pimpskin (cuz i broke her but it was an accident fyi) —- am nnot LYING
3. A new futball cuz it went flat when i broke Ms Pimpskin vase
Dats all yeah. P/s my kid sizter made a cookie 4 u but i Hope u have hospital insurance
with peace,
Sideway
How are you? Well enuff chit-chat cause i aint interested in you dat much.
Anyway, dis year i want:
1. A cat name flattypants
2. A nice-japanese vase for Ms pimpskin (cuz i broke her but it was an accident fyi) —- am nnot LYING
3. A new futball cuz it went flat when i broke Ms Pimpskin vase

Dats all yeah. P/s my kid sizter made a cookie 4 u but i Hope u have hospital insurance

with peace,
Sideway