OneHotLlama [2874367] Level 64 Abroad Maiden Voyage MV Drunken Sailor
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I went to spin the Wheel of Awesome this evening and when I clicked the Spin button, Leslie instantly auto-hosped me with a kick to the throat. This would have been less of a big deal, had the money deducted from my cash-on hand. I went in to spin with $1.1mil and then sat in the hospital with $1.1mil. The only thing I did different than normal is I tapped once on the middle of the circle once because why not?
Please note, this is through Torn PDF. Here are the relevant logs:
05:06:38 - 09/02/25 You lost on the Wheel of Awesome going to the hospital for 0h 31m
05:06:38 - 09/02/25 You were sent to the hospital for 0h 31m : Kicked in the throat by Leslie
Not all heroes wear capes. But you certainly deserve to wear one! Bloody good work!
Dad? Dad! You came back! But where’s the milk and cigarettes?
Thanks guys!
I don’t really care about the loss of a wheel cooldown or keeping the $1mil. I’ll donate it to the church or something to square up with the game if the admins want. I’m not here to exploit poor, violent Leslie after he so kindly kicked me in the throat. Kinda hot, actually.
I went to spin the Wheel of Awesome this evening and when I clicked the Spin button, Leslie instantly auto-hosped me with a kick to the throat. This would have been less of a big deal, had the money deducted from my cash-on hand. I went in to spin with $1.1mil and then sat in the hospital with $1.1mil. The only thing I did different than normal is I tapped once on the middle of the circle once because why not?
Please note, this is through Torn PDF. Here are the relevant logs:
05:06:38 - 09/02/25 You lost on the Wheel of Awesome going to the hospital for 0h 31m
05:06:38 - 09/02/25 You were sent to the hospital for 0h 31m : Kicked in the throat by Leslie
Ugh I hate posts whining about people whining. Now, people whining about people whining about people whining? Now THAT’S when real progress can be made. The meta paradox is ever evolving.
Rest in peace, Christmouse! I will always enjoy the memory of your little piece of the digital world!