As we kick off a brand new year in our beloved crime-filled urban city, I can't help but reflect on the wild ride I've had over the past year in Torn. It's been a year filled with pickpocketing the elderly, shady drug dealings, and a whole lot of underworld magic – one hell of a mobsterific journey, wouldn't you say?
To show my appreciation for this fantastic game and community, and to celebrate my Torniversary, I've decided to kick off the year with some creative vibes! I'm offering to help design animated profile pictures for 5 torn players – and the best part? It's absolutely free!
I'll work using a combination of Generative AI, Photoshop, and some nifty animation tools into a living, breathing masterpiece. So, if you've ever dreamt of having a badass animated profile picture that screams "I mean business in Torn," now's your chance.
To snag your own custom animated masterpiece, all you need to do is share your desired design or the vibe you're going for below, and I'll whip up something special for you.
Let's make 2024 a year filled with epic heists, grand adventures, and, of course, some killer profile pictures. For the first five players ready to step into the spotlight, drop your requests below, and let the artistic mayhem begin!
Cheers to another year of chaos in Torn!
Update: 5 more upvotes on this and I'll do it for the next 5!
My first time ever baking anything and I gave it to Duke
I’m Chinese so have no idea what Yorkshire Pudding is or what to expect but it seems fun and simple to make so I decided to participate and give it a shot
Colour ain’t the best but I’d say it tastes AMAZING! 10/10 will make it again given the simplicity of it. Hit me up Duke, I’ll make it just for you in a jiffy
Hope I made my Asian mom proud… and of course to impress our Lord Duke
Oh, yall don’t know how much I love the holiday season — especially when Santa Duke is involved!
🎄 Pssst... Santa Dukey, you know what? If you jingle my bells, I’ll promise you a white Christmas! Don't believe me? Check it out >>here<<!!! P.S. Make sure to turn on the audio
And here’s the glorious picture of you I’ve had framed up as well
Here's my birthday present for the Big Man upstairs – A one of a kind Torn-style birthday gift to help Him deal with all us for the past 2,024 years.
Honestly, He probably deserves way more than this, but hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?
So here's whats in the present I've tailored perfectly for JC, and why it's the best:
• 2 cans of beer and half a bottle of whiskey (oops... my bad): nothing cleanses the insides of our collective sins piling up like these bad boys. Torn souls need all the disinfecting they can get. But hey, if JC wants to sip on the whiskey instead of saving us, who can blame him? 🍻
• Alcohol wipes: Not strong enough for wiping sins away, but perfect for sticky halos and grubby Torn hands. Plus, they’re great for keeping the filthiest of souls (ahem) somewhat clean.
• Surgical gloves: Because if I were JC, I wouldn’t touch half of us with a 10-foot pole, let alone bare hands when we’re begging for forgiveness.
• A surgical mask: To avoid inhaling our hot garbage breath after all the smack we talk, and the rotten food we found in the dumpster. That’s the least I can do. You deserve a break.
• A portrait card of JC Himself: So he remembers he’s still the OG and doesn’t quit on us.
This care package is the ultimate Christmas gift after dealing with Torn’s finest sinners. Don’t believe me? Put your palms together 🙏 and ask JC Himself.
Hope He gets a laugh, a drink, and maybe some divine patience to keep putting up with us.
(If you’re still not sold, Santa Duke, just say a prayer for my dumb soul and toss me a sweater anyway.)
Sick?? Dukie's already immune to all the crappy half-promises, unpaid loans, and dumpster fire Torn throws at him. Even viruses know not to mess around. Besides, he’s an NPC... what’s he gonna do, catch feelings?
Santa Duke, let me jog your memory real quick with something we Tornians cooked up this year – we really are a twisted bunch, eh? Remember when Halloween hit, and everyone went absolutely bonkers with mugging, attacking, and clawing their way through the chaos just to summon the mighty M'aol? Yeah, we woke that freak up from his ancient slumber on purpose... only to smack him right back into whatever abyss he crawled out of.
Why? Because we’re Torn, and clearly not right in the head.
To really drive this madness home, I’ve drawn M'aol’s POV in my picture – a bunch of us grinning like lunatics as we send him packing. Poor guy probably just wanted a nap.
Oh, and not to mention someone casually dropped a dirty bomb right when M'aol was summoned...
let's hope this holiday season come without any explosions! 💀
Merry Kissmas under your poison mistletoe, Santa Duke! 🎄✨
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