Looking for something long term, pretty flexible:
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- Manual labor 16,153
- Intelligence 2,118
- Endurance 29,663
- Total 47,934
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Hello citizens of Torn, it has come to my attention that I may be retarded. Before my year + hiatus until a month ago, I had a net worth of approximately 5B at a couple of hundreds day old, how that was acquired you might ask? Taking money from bigger retards on poker tables.
However it has come to my attention that I may be very simple, after turning my networth from 250m to 1.2B in a span of 3 hours I decided once again, it was simply not enough and the bookmaker needed to bum me, for certainly not the first time
Now I would consider myself an above average, winning poker player IRL so playing poker on torn is like picking on my own kind, (can I say spastic on this game?).
Now, for those who would like to see some funny stats in regards to my W/L ratio for poker v the bookie, it would be rude to not oblige
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- Poker score
- 32,467,209
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- Hands dealt
- 16,284
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- Hands played
- 6,666
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- Hands played percentage
- 41%
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- Net profit
- $5,175,618,479
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- Total money gain
- $66,411,824,509
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- Total money loss
- $61,236,206,030
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- Bets made
- 46
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- Bets won
- 17
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- Bets lost
- 29
-
- Bets refunded
- 0
-
- Total money won
- $3,894,133,442
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- Total money lost
- $11,503,207,127
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- Money won/lost ratio
- 0.339
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- Total money refunded
- $0
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Hello citizens of Torn, it has come to my attention that I may be retarded. Before my year + hiatus until a month ago, I had a net worth of approximately 5B at a couple of hundreds day old, how that was acquired you might ask? Taking money from bigger retards on poker tables.
However it has come to my attention that I may be very simple, after turning my networth from 250m to 1.2B in a span of 3 hours I decided once again, it was simply not enough and the bookmaker needed to bum me, for certainly not the first time
Now I would consider myself an above average, winning poker player IRL so playing poker on torn is like picking on my own kind, (can I say spastic on this game?).
Now, for those who would like to see some funny stats in regards to my W/L ratio for poker v the bookie, it would be rude to not oblige
-
- Poker score
- 32,467,209
-
- Hands dealt
- 16,284
-
- Hands played
- 6,666
-
- Hands played percentage
- 41%
-
- Net profit
- $5,175,618,479
-
- Total money gain
- $66,411,824,509
-
- Total money loss
- $61,236,206,030
-
- Bets made
- 46
-
- Bets won
- 17
-
- Bets lost
- 29
-
- Bets refunded
- 0
-
- Total money won
- $3,894,133,442
-
- Total money lost
- $11,503,207,127
-
- Money won/lost ratio
- 0.339
-
- Total money refunded
- $0
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Christmas is looking plentiful this year
Ez
Just a golden AK.
Awwww yeah
Worth a shot!
Looking for something long term, pretty flexible:
Working Stats
- Manual labor 16,153
- Intelligence 2,118
- Endurance 29,663
- Total 47,934
18:12:35 - 24/11/23 You bought 1x Lawyer's Business Card on CharmRiver's bazaar at $1 each for a total of $1
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640 attacks, 747 treats. I feel like I could have potentially pushed to 800 but I’m happy enough with this and feel like it’s a decent first year result stepping stone.
Halloween event Xanax overdose, BOO
Thought it was just my phone honestly, hopefully this is fixed soon as I nearly exclusively play on my phone and don’t always use PDA.
Rolling the dice
Heretical
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